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[Fox318]

Bret Hart Scale: Bayley Edition

In-ring: 7
Promo: 5
Look: 9

Overall: 21/30

I've decided you need at least a 20 to have a chance to be a real star in the wrassle business. No real thought has been put into this declaration, though.

I actually like that scale

Bret Hart Scale: Austin Edition:

In-Ring:8
Promo:9
Look:9

Overall 26/30

 

[Zach]

Friend Zach, would you agree he has a better look then the lunatic?

Yeah, I gave Ambrose a 5 earlier.

Oh look, another bad Zach rating, what a shock

Are you mad about the look? He's a pretty attractive man at times, but it's hard for me to get past his nu-Bossman-suffering-from-carpal-tunnel look.

 

[Tagyhag]

Despite his crazy hair and expressions, Enzo is a good looking dude.

Spoiler

Better looking than Roman.

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[klonere]

while we are talking about Steve Austin looks exactly like the kinda guy who would beat his wife and get away with it cos his brother is the sheriff, is that a 10/10 look

 

[Heroman]

Show this is what Zach wears everyday

 

[Browny]

10 in looks:

• Roman
• Bobby Roooooooooode (continuing the greatness of wrasslin' robes from Flair and Rude)
• Tanahashi
• Ishii
• ZSR (once he gets ripped at NXT)
• John Morrison
• Cena (ignoring the merch shilling)

while we are talking about Steve Austin looks exactly like the kinda guy who would beat his wife and get away with it cos his brother is the sheriff, is that a 10/10 look

No lies detected.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Yeah, I gave Ambrose a 5 earlier.

Good man.

Shield Ambrose might make a solid 7 if it was peak Shield Ambrose with actual muscle tone and slicked back hair.

 

[Zach]

Man, Austin would be a hard one to rate. There are, like, three significant (and significantly different) forms of Austin: Stunning Steve, pre-neck injury Stone Cold, and post-neck injury Stone Cold...

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Good/solid writing in the past has assisted young stars that are still getting things like character consistency down pat. When the writing is actively working against you in many cases, to the point that it's not remotely clear what the character motivations are or even what the core of the character is, it's an uphill battle that only the absolute strongest personalities can overcome.

If the Attitude Era could make someone like Crash fucking Holly over, they are severely screwing up when they are managing to make the audience not care about some of the brightest looking talent that we've had in a decade.

I thought Holly got over in the Attitude Era because he was doing the hardcore matches? That's the only reason I gave half a crap about him.

 

[Mahonay]

Rock n' Rolla Finn Balor is a 10/10 look.

 

[Cagey]

Finn will make money hand over fist no matter how lame the paint seems.

Yeah, I gave Ambrose a 5 earlier.


Are you mad about the look? He's a pretty attractive man at times, but it's hard for me to get past his nu-Bossman-suffering-from-carpal-tunnel look.

Lol.

 

[Fox318]

Bret Hart Scale: Miz edition

In-Ring: 2
Promo: 5
Look: 5

Overall: 12/30

 

[Wagram]

Lucha Underground viewership down. Wrestling as a whole has a viewership problem right now.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Rock n' Rolla Finn Balor is a 10/10 look.

If he were four or five inches taller, with the chiseled good looks and toned body, he'd have the proper Vince is drooling look.

Da Demon King is a 100$ look.

 

[Fox318]

Lucha Underground viewership down. Wrestling as a whole has a viewership problem right now.

WWE is flooding the market with so much content that it's going to drain viewership from other products.

 

[Data West]

Roman's not tall enough or ripped enough to have a 10/10 look, friends.

 

[Browny]

Wrasslers In A Suit Looks:

• Cena - 1
• Big Show - 2
• Miz - 9
• HHH - 9
• Cesaro - 9.5
• Anyone from Japan - 10

 

[Mahonay]

I thought Holly got over in the Attitude Era because he was doing the hardcore matches? That's the only reason I gave half a crap about him.

He was over before that started. He got over while he was paired with Hardcore Holly and was billing himself as weighing 400lbs.

The hardcore run capitalized on his overness.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

why is nobody buying our merch https://twitter.com/ShopTNA/status/780851316687908864

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Roman Reigns has long hair and a goatee, big whoop.

About as common on a pro wrestler as a color combination of black and red.

 

[Data West]

THE MAIN MAN is a better looking Roman

pity he's the shits at wrestling

 

[jmdajr]

Poor Bayley

Hey we all can't be really, really ridiculously good looking.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

THIS WAS A GODDAMN LOOK.

 

[Kurita]

Wrasslers In A Suit Looks:

• Cena - 1
• Big Show - 2
• Miz - 9
• HHH - 9
• Cesaro - 9.5
• Anyone from Japan - 10

Masked wrestlers in a suit - 11

 

[Mahonay]

10/10 looks in WWE

Brock Lesnar
Jack Gallagher

 

[Fox318]

When we define a 10 look it has to pertain to what the wrestler is trying to do.

Vader is a 10 for trying to look like a monster right?

10 looks:
Lex Luger
Bobby Lashley
James Ellsworth
Brock Lesnar

 

[Data West]

 

[Heroman]

Wrasslers In A Suit Looks:

• Cena - 1
• Big Show - 2
• Miz - 9
• HHH - 9
• Cesaro - 9.5
• Anyone from Japan - 10

Okaka got that S tier suit game

 

[jmdajr]

THIS WAS A GODDAMN LOOK.

 

[Cagey]

Roman's not tall enough or ripped enough to have a 10/10 look, friends.

Even I gave Roman a 9.

The only 10 look is Brock.

There should only be one person who is a 10 active at any time in a company. I gave Styles the 10 for wrasslin. I don't think there's a 10 on the mic.

 

[klonere]

Who am I kidding the definitive wrestler look is late era Eddie Guerrero, there's nothing more WRESTLER than a body totally distorted by steroid abuse, leading to the death of that man, implicitly at the behest of his boss who definitely suffers from some sort of body dysmorphia disorder.

 

[Fox318]

Zach Sabre Jr

In-Ring : 9
Promo : 6
Looks : 3


Jack Gallagher

In-Ring : 10
Promo : 10
Looks : 9


Come at me boots

 

[Uno Venova]

Women 10/10 looks

Charlotte
Beth Pheonix
AJ Lee
Lita
Nikki Bella
Chyna

 

[Data West]

As long as he doesn't dye his hair blonde, Sugiura has one of my favorite looks right now

he just looks like he's going to cave your skull in if you touch his daughter

 

[klonere]

UFC cut as fuck Brock is probably a 10 but phoning it in bloated belly steroid fat WWE Brock most definitely isn't

 

[Mahonay]

When we define a 10 look it has to pertain to what the wrestler is trying to do.

James Ellsworth

 

[Data West]

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Awesome Kong had one of the best female looks.

 

[Anth0ny]

I'd give Austin a 10 for looks because when that mother fucker walks down the ramp, you know he means business. what? he shaves his head cause hair gets in the way of him WHOOPIN ASS. what?

he also gets a 10 for promos cause god damn son, he carried an entire damn company on his promos.

8 for in ring cause of the injury, but he was still one hell of a storyteller.

 

[Fox318]

Bret Scale Brock 2002-4 Edition

In-Ring : 9
Promo : 6
Looks : 10

25/30

 

[HazySaiyan]

Okaka got that S tier suit game

Okada has a great look, just got this presence about him.

 

[Browny]

Bobby Roode:

In-Ring: 7
Promo: 8
Looks: 9

Do I wish he'd jumped to NXT earlier?

 

[Heroman]

Aja kong has a 10/10 look

so does kairi hojo

 

[klonere]

other great looks

Rick Rude: yoked to a disgusting degree, his body looked like a hilariously overinflated blow up doll covered in oil.

Yokozuna: he was really fat

the ULLLLTIMATE Warrior: tasteful and respectful appropriation of gay pride carnival attire allied with another disgustingly tumour-esque muscle.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'd give Austin a 10 for looks because when that mother fucker walks down the ramp, you know he means business. what? he shaves his head cause hair gets in the way of him WHOOPIN ASS. what?

he also gets a 10 for promos cause god damn son, he carried an entire damn company on his promos.

8 for in ring cause of the injury, but he was still one hell of a storyteller.

Yeah, Austin is a 10/10 look

 

[spindashing]

Good looking men and no Jericho mention???? Stupid idiots.

 

[klonere]

Bret Scale Brock 2002-4 Edition

In-Ring : 9
Promo : 6
Looks : 10

25/30

drawing ability: 4

 

[Data West]

another good set of looks

Aja kong has a 10/10 look

eh in a world where bull exists, aja's look isn't as good as bull's

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wait, are they really going for Liv Morgan to be Asuka's opponent for the next Takeover? They're giving the title shot to Discount Carmella?

Oh God, please just have her face Ember Moon before the year is over. I can't take them dragging this shit out until 'Mania weekend with having Asuka fight everyone but her (or alternatively, Moon has a shot, loses it, but the wins her next one).