Pretty wack if you need to be all nice to Paul just to get a push. Cody was right!!
Let's analyse this!!!
Current champ: Owens, HHH's best pal
Former champ: Balor, corporate face of HHH's own vanity brand
Before the split: Ambrose, whom nobody cares enough about to intervene on behalf of and was carried to his only good match in 2016 by HHH. What a next level, smart worker.
Post Mania 2016: DA BIG DAWG who won it off HHH, who was feeling generous
Pre-Mania 2016: The man himself, the king of kings, the cerebral assassin, maker of indie dream matches, leader of the greatest stable of the monday night wars, cool guy, great dad, the best entrances, he of the gorilla position selfie with new champ that he led through NXT by the hand, the shoot face that will run the place (if wall street doesn't get in the way), the man who turned a worked gimmick into a shoot, the connecticut blue blood, he let Nakamura just be Nakamura man, probably an IWGP champ, TRIPLE HHH ALL FUCKING HAIL
ONE VS ALL, RUMBLE EDITION, YEAR 2 OF THE ROMAN REIGNS PUSH: Ramen Rings, on his record 6th regin as champ in the space of 5 weeks, losing it to the man himself, the king of king-
Last year or some shit: Sheamus, HHH old best pal. He was a Paul Project (TM) in the good old days you know!
There was a tournament for the belt at Survivor Series where Roman pinned Dean in 9 minutes, Dean kicked out of a spear, do you remember this: Roman Reigns, immediately cashed in upon by HHH best pal, Sheamus
RECORD LOW RATINGS 2015 EDITION: Seth Rollins the definitive but now sadly former best pal at HHH. Excelled at being a great pal, really nice to Steph, swell guy, laughed a lot, he even let HHH take the night off and did the laundry sometimes.
Year 1.5 of the Roman Reigns push: HAving successfully navigated the GOAT Rumble, Spear first, Talk later, the one man warrior nation, Mr. Reigns fails to beat jacked white boy due to HHH best pal Seth Rollins.
Lesnar makes the belt prestigious by hiding from Vince in Minnesota or somewhere like that: Jacked white boy, who HHH beat before, so HHH is still champ, he could take that chump anytime. HHH is a cool dude.
The land before time: I uh...Randy Orton I guess? A HHH pal from history. He was a Paul Project (TM) in the good old days you know! There also was a goat in here, somewhere. Current champ: Owens, won at the behest of HHH
