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guess

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Bishman said:
9.22.04

Are you ready?

yes

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DarthWoo

I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
I have class until bloody 8:45. Good thing I bought a cheap VCR before I came back to school this year.
 
This girl I know just got signed onto the cast a month or so ago. I'm unsure if she'll start appearing in episodes this season or if they'll wait until next though.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Mike Works said:
This girl I know just got signed onto the cast a month or so ago. I'm unsure if she'll start appearing in episodes this season or if they'll wait until next though.

Use your sexual wiles to coax her out of juicy upcoming events in the series. GAF demands secretive Smallville info!
 
tedtropy said:
Use your sexual wiles to coax her out of juicy upcoming events in the series. GAF demands secretive Smallville info!
She is not one that would be easily seduced. When you see her you'll understand why.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Cant wait...

*drools*

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okay mike I wont but you know you are killing a very good GAF tradition without these GAF elements this place will no longer be you know GAF
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
fart said:
oops

hey can someone recap the smallville finale for me in 2-3 sentences? i think imma watch this sucker next week

It ends with Clark and Lana getting it on in the back of Pa Kent's truck only to have Clark go flacid upon the revealing of Lana's kryptonite-infused panties. Zoom up on Clark making a stupid face, drums going DUM, DUM, DUM slowly in the background and then the words "To be continued...? slowly fading in on-screen".
 

Cafeman

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Smallville finale (best I can remember, that is) -- Jor-El 's power sucked Clark into his 'world' or 'dimension'. There is a Super-girl kinda character, Kara I think -- she was brainwashed by Jor-el. She has Kryptonian powers, more than Clark so far, such as flying.

This season we get a LOT of Lois Lane, plus cameos of Pete, Margot Kidder (twice), Perry White (gawd he was such a great character!), and we also get to see Smallville's version of Mr. Mtzplk (spelled it wrong; doesn't everone?) and The Flash! (don't expect a red suit).
 

Mugen

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it's not a month spread thinggy, just a girlfriend of the day. I found 4 pics and they're ok. Though still better than most.
 

Vlad

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fart said:
oops

hey can someone recap the smallville finale for me in 2-3 sentences? i think imma watch this sucker next week

The major plot threads/cliffhangers that I remember offhand:

- Clark was sucked in through that hole in the cave wall to save his father, who Jor-El was trying to hurt/kill. The only way that Jor-El would stop is if Clark came with him (which was the bargain that Jonathan made to get the powers in the season opener). The last we saw of Clark was him lying in a black void, with just a spotlight in the shape of the superman insignia on him, with Jor-El saying something like "now it is time to fufill your destiny" or something similar.

- Lionel is now in prison for the murder of his parents. Chloe went to Lex and offered to testify, believing that he'd be able to protect her from Lionel. The last we saw of the three of them was during a pretty neat montage. While Lionel was getting his head shaved in prison (maybe signifying that he's going to become what we all though Lex would be this whole time?), we see Chloe entering a random house accompanied by some sort of federal agent, she's presumably in the witness protection program. We also see Lex at his mansion taking a drink. Right after Chloe and the agent enter the house and close the door, the whole building explodes, and then we see Lex falling into a glass table while clutching his throat, leading us to believe that his drink was poisoned, again.

- I don't remember 100%, but I think Lana ended up going to Europe after all.

I'll probably give it another chance this season to see if they don't stick with the same garbage, but without having Angel on after it, any crappy episodes are going to seem that much worse. Last season, I was able to stomach some of the crap simply because I knew that Angel would be more entertaining, but without that...
 

Ghost

Chili Con Carnage!
Yeah lana did go to europe in the end, shes back next series so i guess it must be one of those european summer schools..which we dont have, still.

I'll watch this season, heck id watch it if it was just 48 minutes of black screen with 2 minutes of Kristin Kreuk pouting spliced in the middle somewhere......heck id prefer it if it were just that.
 

dem

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She better look hotter in person.. cause in pictures she looks like some sort of mutant fish woman.
 
bishoptl said:
Kristen Kreuk is even hotter in person. Fact.
Wouldn't say hotter, but she is just as hot.

That Chloe chick on the other hand must've been around horses as a child, because she's got a Kerry-long face.

And Tom Welling is a fucking terrible actor. If I had a nickle for every time he fucked a line or said something stupid, I'd have more money than he does.
 
Yeah, it would be great to get a bitch like Kristen in the bedroom and put her in her place. :D

Also, that girl who's playing Lois Lane has some nice boobs in House of the Dead.
 

Ghost

Chili Con Carnage!
I wonder if jonathan can go a whole episode without a heart attack this season.


And maybe the kents could actually do something on their farm other than just hammerings fence posts into the ground...the place must be nothing but fence posts by now, oh and hay bails...for invisible animals.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
This is such a bad ep, and reminds me why I was so against watching the show at the end of last season. All of this stupid, confusing, and outright boring mysticism they are trying to infuse just does not make for good TV, let alone making any sense.
 
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