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[Centurion]

I actually do believe he went out and got sh!tfaced to drown his sorrows and depression.

Only thing is, when he mentions one is ugly, and the other is hot. In my mind, that means one of them is goddamn repulsive, and the other ugly.

Spoiler

That's IF he even spoke with any girl outside his "group" where he is the ALPHA MALE

 

[Count Dookkake]

I like the part where he brags about getting phone numbers from two women to whom he is not attracted.

 

[FortunateSon]

That's the girl I like and trust me, it gets a lot more sexual and yes, this was at the club.

Edit: How do you post a picture? I just tried posting but it didn't show. Lmao.

 

[fanboi]

THE PICTURE ISNT WORKING BETTER FIX IT

GOD DAMNIT

 

[Messypandas]

like this

 

[FortunateSon]

There you go.

 

[Devolution]

OP obsesses over waitress. Nothing really comes of that. Gets 2 girls numbers that he's not even interested in, pisses and moans about it. One is apparently a "slut."

Yeah OP sure is a classy fellow.

 

[fanboi]

dissapointment....

 

[FortunateSon]

dissapointment....

Well, do you want me to post a picture that gives away everything? Fuck no.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Red knees wouldn't bang

 

[fanboi]

Also... is that from 2004?

Since you know... the URL say Crazy_2004.

OP... are you lying?

 

[cousins]

Also... is that from 2004?

Since you know... the URL say Crazy_2004.

OP... are you lying?

shit just got real

 

[MrPink93485]

I love the lady just chillin' in the back.

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Also... is that from 2004?

Since you know... the URL say Crazy_2004.

OP... are you lying?

Did someone get busted? lmao

 

[Messypandas]

I think Crazy_2004's is his username on photobucket

 

[crimzonflame]

Thats not close at all.

 

[cousins]

I think Crazy_2004's is his username on photobucket

"Please enter the password from album Crazy_2004 to view this private album."

Sounds like the album itself to me.

 

[FortunateSon]

LOL, after 6 pages of being a total pussy and visibly unable to deal with females, OP is suddenly getting digits thrown at him.

Like I said. It wasn't anything special. I don't know how to say this, but neither of them I was attracted to. The first one was really average. And this was a soca party mind you. The 2nd one was pretty hot, but I'm not into a girl that wasn't wearing no panties or bra. I'm not looking to fuck, I want a long term relationship here. Haha.

Is it wrong to be an open sexual being OP?

I think Im gonna go out wearing no briefs/underwear and see whether I'll be called a hero or manwhore. I wouldnt care anyway.

Well, no. My ex is a sexual being but not wearing a panties or bra to a club. Yeah, fuck that. I'll label her what she deserves to be labelled.

Tell us you goddamn secret update. You're not getting any advice until you do.

I would but eh...

"wasted"

Let me clarify, I wasn't drunk. Very tipsy at best.

Also... is that from 2004?

Since you know... the URL say Crazy_2004.

OP... are you lying?

No. I don't lie. What's the point? I'm not forcing you to believe me. That's my username for photobucket.

OP obsesses over waitress. Nothing really comes of that. Gets 2 girls numbers that he's not even interested in, pisses and moans about it. One is apparently a "slut."

Yeah OP sure is a classy fellow.

Oh my god, why the fuck are you in here? Don't you have other threads where you can express your views?

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

I think if OP saw some pictures of people grinding "well" he'd think that's straight up porn.

Well, no. My ex is a sexual being but not wearing a panties or bra to a club. Yeah, fuck that. I'll label her what she deserves to be labelled.

WHY WON'T WOMEN WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME GAF

 

[Devolution]

Oh my god, why the fuck are you in here? Don't you have other threads where you can express your views?

I think I touched a nerve.

WHY WON'T WOMEN WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME GAF

We shouldn't speak for all women AM. But we can at least for ones with a shred of self-respect.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Like I said. It wasn't anything special. I don't know how to say this, but neither of them I was attracted to. The first one was really average. And this was a soca party mind you. The 2nd one was pretty hot, but I'm not into a girl that wasn't wearing no panties or bra. I'm not looking to fuck, I want a long term relationship here. Haha.

Haha.

 

[FortunateSon]

Thats not close at all.

I have other pictures but eh.... It gets pretty freaking intimate as hell.

I think if OP saw some pictures of people grinding "well" he'd think that's straight up porn.

I've seen what grinding has to offer alright, yesterday was nuts. It was a soca party and man. Holy. Now, what I did with the waitress was pretty tame compared to last night but intimate nonetheless.

 

[Count Dookkake]

This is getting good.

 

[cousins]

Dude gets played for tips, starts slut-shaming every other girl he meets out of self-hate. I guess that's a nice way to wrap this thread up.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

We shouldn't speak for all women AM. But we can at least for ones with a shred of self-respect.

No, no, you don't understand just how intimate the dancing got. Trust me man, I'm an expert.

 

[cousins]

No, no, you don't understand just how intimate the dancing got. Trust me man, I'm an expert.

It was so intimate he was almost grinding

 

[SteveWinwood]

Did he mention it was a soca party?

 

[FortunateSon]

Dude gets played for tips, starts slut-shaming every other girl he meets out of self-hate. I guess that's a nice way to wrap this thread up.

What? I only called one girl that. Jesus, people. Maybe I have my preferences. There comes a point where you have some self-respect for yourself.

Edit: Oh yeah, by the way. I'm seeing the waitress today. So yeah. We're going rollerblading together on a path! Going to be fun.

 

[cousins]

What? I only called one girl that. Jesus, people. Maybe I have my preferences. There comes a point where you have some self-respect for yourself.

And, that point isn't for you to decide, especially seeing as that your point doesn't seem to exist.

 

[Devolution]

What? I only called one girl that. Jesus, people. Maybe I have my preferences. There comes a point where you have some self-respect for yourself.

When that day comes I'll be sure to make a thread about my waiter flirting hardcore with me.

 

[FortunateSon]

When that day comes I'll be sure to make a thread about my waiter flirting hardcore with me.

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

I'm just saying people with no self-respect are sluts. What's wrong with that? Self-respect is important.

By the way GAF, she TOTALLY "accidentally" touched my shoulder today. Man, she wants the FortunateCock so bad. alsoimtotallywasted.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Well it was a fun thread while it lasted.

 

[Count Dookkake]

This is getting very good.

 

[cousins]

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

You won't even unblur your pictures man.

 

[Emitan]

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

the fuck

 

[Devolution]

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

Oh pity and here I thought you might have something original or witty to say.

 

[FortunateSon]

Well it was a fun thread while it lasted.

Well, people shit the thread up. Not my fault. Meh. But I'll just bump this thread down the road when it actually happens or if ever.

 

[Devolution]

Well, people shit the thread up. Not my fault. Meh. But I'll just bump this thread down the road when it actually happens or if ever.

Such a thread was bound for greatness. Next time don't confuse tip appreciation for the real thing.

 

[FortunateSon]

Oh pity and here I thought you might have something original or witty to say.

That's your duty though. Not mine. I'm just the dumb-ass that labels people apparently. And doesn't know anything about grinding or what it implies etc....

Such a thread was bound for greatness. Next time don't confuse tip appreciation for the real thing.

Fair enough devolution.

 

[The Librarian]

This is getting very good.

Indeed. I've been lurking this thread, but this last page has made me want to subscribe.

*subscribes*

Edit: By the way, you're behaving like a child, FortunateSon.

 

[DY_nasty]

never stop fucking that chicken

no matter what anyone says

don't stop

 

[Centurion]

like this

that's intimate?!?!

When I grind my dick is practically rubbing against their butt crack going up and down.... What would you call that? Sex?!?

edit: you got that girls number who is sitting down didn't you?

 

[DY_nasty]

Who needs kindness coins when you can just tip hard like a boss?

 

[FortunateSon]

that's intimate?!?!

When I grind by dick is practically rubbing against their butt crack going up and down.... What would you call that? Sex?!?

edit: you got that girls number who is sitting down didn't you?

I'm sorry if my camera buddy couldn't snap frame after frame for gaf. Next time, I'll be sure to do it. I do have other pictures but I don't want to post it.

And yes, it got intimate. This picture shouldn't represent the grinding, just more or less, gives you a feel of it.

My friend actually got called by her to dance with her. Lmao,... Was hilarious.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

like this

Is this proof?

It's like a picture of a purported UFO.

So, did you kiss her or what? At least ask her out? Or something?

 

[Riggs]

"What a fucking slut".

Mmmh. Why isn't the OP successful with girls again?

Even drunk he edited that fast as hell hah.

 

[Cyan]

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

"Madam, I may be a pathetic loser, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I will be... wait, shit."

 

[clearacell]

That will never happen to you, sorry. At least not from your pictures.

5...4...3...2....

 

[SteveWinwood]

Well, people shit the thread up. Not my fault. Meh. But I'll just bump this thread down the road when it actually happens or if ever.

The only who shit the bed on this is you buddy.