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So I got robbed... by a superman theif.

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Zeenbor

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I'll go through in chronological order, just to put it in perspective.

I get home at 7pm to find my door jimmy'd all up. I open the door and see my whole apartment turned upside down. For one, my black glass dinner table is blocking the hallway to the living room and I see a bunch of DVDs and mangas from my old roommates suitcase all over the living room floor. The back balcony door is also wide open and the emergency exit door is open. Something very fishy is going on...

The first thing I notice is that my modded Xbox, decked-out PS2 (HD + FFXI, Network Adapter, 1 8MB Memory Card, PS1 Memory Card, DVD remote, 2 controllers), and my modded GameCube ... gone. To make matters worse, my Xbox had a brand-new copy of Halo 2 in it and my GameCube had Paper Mario 2 in it.

I immediately rushed to my bedroom to make sure my computer was still there. Thank god it was. Relieved, I called my oldest friend in Montreal to give me advice on what to do. After about 30 minutes, he showed up at my apartment and we went looking for police stations with his girlfriend for a good 45 minutes. (How ironic that we couldn't find a cop or a police station when you need one!)

Finally, after we found a police station, we were told from a very nice officer of the law that I would need to call a certain non-emergency number from my house to report the burglary. So we rushed back over to my place and I called the cops and reported it. I asked them how long it would take for an officer to arrive and the operator told me about an hour. I even asked him if it would be feasable to get a bite to eat, so as long as I was close by. He said he think it would be OK, so that's what we did next.

Luckily, there is a pizzeria right next to my building so we chilled and ate pizza and shat the shit for a good 30 minutes. After we finished, we said our farewells and thanks and I went up to my apartment.... only to find...

Someone's back was facing me! Then I noticed some sounds and then saw some dude running across my living room! I knew it was the fucking robber. He turned back, totally stunned, and I stood there for a second, with a smirk on my face and crossing my arms ready to pounce on the fucker. And then he did something I thought I'd NEVER see in my lifetime...

HE DOVE OUT OF THE BALCONY, SUPERMAN STYLE! That's right, he fucking dove out of my balcony, like it was a hollywood movie. That's not an easy task when you're 2 stories up and have a backpack full of my PS2 and Xbox games... no sir, it ain't! Something broke his fall because when I got to the balcony, he was long gone. What the fuck.

I turn around and I notice the very PC I'm typing on right now was wrapped up in my bedsheet. I also notice ALL of my PS2 and Xbox games are gone, sans MGS2. A lot of my movie DVDs are also missing. I really start to freak out because I just bought a nice flat screen LCD monitor and I didn't see that in my bedroom. Thankfully I also noticed my suitcase near the front door with a ton of GameCube games and my LCD. Whew.

What a crazy night. The officer came only 10 minutes after Superman arrived. She couldn't believe what she heard... She suggested that he lived nearby because he knew that I left when I went out.

Now I've had a few hours to think about this and I've talked with a few friends about it and we all agree on one thing. The guy who robbed me knew who I was. He knew what I looked like and he knew what to steal. Now, I don't have my blinds open a lot. So I don't think someone was watching me play games one day through my balcony door and decided they were gonna raid my place.

No, no, it's much more fucked up than that, I think. I believe that the person went on my Web site, which contains a list of every entertainment product I own (games, movies, anime, etc.), and probably looked my address via phone book or whois query. Everything this guy stole was game related. Everything. Another reason why I think that this is the case is because the guy was MY age, or at least he looked like it. If the robber was older, I would see otherwise.

I have no insurance and my building has NEVER had a burglary in it. All of my PS2 games, Xbox games, and a few GameCube games are gone. Some movies are, too. And, of course my Xbox, GC, and PS2 are long gone. Never to be seen again. :(

So there you have it. I just needed to get this off my chest and get some feedback to give me perspective. GAF OT is the best place to do this, me thinks.
 
Ouch!

No, no, it's much more fucked up than that, I think. I believe that the person went on my Web site, which contains a list of every entertainment product I own (games, movies, anime, etc.), and probably looked my address via phone book or whois query. Everything this guy stole was game related. Everything. Another reason why I think that this is the case is because the guy was MY age, or at least he looked like it. If the robber was older, I would see otherwise.
Wow... I never thought of the negative side of having my game collection listed at IGN.
 

Matlock

Banned
Zeenbor said:
I turn around and I notice the very PC I'm typing on right now was wrapped up in my bedsheet. I also notice ALL of my PS2 and Xbox games are gone, sans MGS2.

Obviously, this robber has taste.
 

shuri

Banned
What the fuck man. Why did you hunt down a police station for 45 minutes (1- in what freaking backwood place in quebec do you live if you cant find a police station since you can walk between them), and why didnt you stay home instead of going out to eat fucking pizza you could have ordered if your door lock was already fucked up?

I would have stayed home to make an inventory of what's missing. You fucking went out to eat PIZZA?! What the hell. You piss me off.

edit: I dont get it. How the fuck did he manage to land, catch up his breath, AND ESCAPE between the time you reached the balcony to look down? You would still had the time to see him run away toward the street
 

BuddyC

Member
I have no insurance and my building has NEVER had a burglary in it. All of my PS2 games, Xbox games, and a few GameCube games are gone. Some movies are, too. And, of course my Xbox, GC, and PS2 are long gone. Never to be seen again. :(
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Zeenbor

Member
shuri said:
What the fuck man. Why did you hunt down a police station for 45 minutes (1- in what freaking backwood place in quebec do you live if you cant find a police station since you can walk between them), and why didnt you stay home instead of going out to eat fucking pizza you could have ordered if your door lock was already fucked up?

To answer your questions, I live in Downtown Montreal. I was literally right next store while eating pizza. Like I would think that a robber would be stupid enough to go back in a place he already jimmy'd up. We also didn't think it would take 45 minutes to get to a police station.
 

Zeenbor

Member
shuri said:
edit: I dont get it. How the fuck did he manage to land, catch up his breath, AND ESCAPE between the time you reached the balcony to look down? You would still had the time to see him run away toward the street

I have a t-junction alley (and a nice yoga studio) at the back of my apartment. I have absolutely NO idea how he landed and ran away. All I know is by the time I got to the balcony, he was gone. I'm as baffled as you are.
 
What you need is a honey trap or atleast to get better security/ move out your apartment if he knows your movements.

Anyway I hope you get your stuff back.
 

J2 Cool

Member
Holy shit! And that makes it even harder to swallow that he got away a second time and you came that close but i dont blame you for not jumping. Glad it didnt get more violent than that also and you're ok. But damn, I dunno if I'd have let the dude go. Anyway.. good story? Seriously, that's some shocking stuff.
 

Zeenbor

Member
J2 Cool said:
Holy shit! And that makes it even harder to swallow that he got away a second time and you came that close but i dont blame you for not jumping. Glad it didnt get more violent than that also and you're ok. But damn, I dunno if I'd have let the dude go. Anyway.. good story? Seriously, that's some shocking stuff.

Well I didn't want him to get away. He had obviously thought ahead because I couldn't get to him in time since my dinner table was in the way. It's been a very tough night for me. I'm just happy he didn't get a hold of this PC. It has a lot of confidential shit in it about me and, of course, lots and lots of confidential SDKs. (Not to mention the Chrono Resurrection demo.) I guess I got there just in time.
 

Zeenbor

Member
Mama Smurf said:
...why the fuck did you look for a police station instead of just calling them?

My friends told me not to call 911 if it's not an emergency. They lived in this city for over 20 years, so I followed their advice. My friend's girlfriend said that when this happened to her friend, the police recommended her to go to the nearest station. Pretty conflicting considering the officer at the police station told me to call from home.
 

shuri

Banned
Now it's pretty obvious that youre gonna have to move out. It was an insider job. It's pretty much someone from the building
 

J2 Cool

Member
Here's what you gotta do.. Get a weapon, a baseball bat or taser or stun gun. Then get a chair. Set it up by the door. Now ask a friend to put on your clothes and a had and whatever else. Give him your keys and tell him to leave but no more than 5-10 minutes, may need backup. Now just sit in good position and look cool. Grab kyrptonite too for safety purposes. Then play the waiting game and reel em in. And if you have to, ORDER the pizza. Good luck :)
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
But you just sat there for 30 minutes after phoning your friend. During that time, before he and his girlfriend got there, did you not think of calling the police?
 

fart

Savant
man, that sucks. i don't know why you left the place unattended after you discovered you were burgled though.
 

Zeenbor

Member
Mama Smurf said:
But you just sat there for 30 minutes after phoning your friend. During that time, before he and his girlfriend got there, did you not think of calling the police?

Of course, I did think of calling the police. But I was told not to call 911 by my friend on the phone. So I waited and looked around to see how it all happened. I tried to look for fingerprints, etc. and found something on my dinner table that looked like finger marks. So that might be good for the inspector that is coming tomorrow.

And fart, I had no other choice, considering what I was told by my friends. They told me it would only take a few minutes (not the case, obviously).
 

shuri

Banned
Suspect the friend with his bizzaro "dont call 911" thing with his "lets drive around for 45 minute in downtown montreal, unable to a frigging neighborhood police station" We were robbed twice, and we called 911, and the woman on the line never had a problem with us using 911 to report it. The cops were there fast too.
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
Did you think of calling the operator or looking in the phonebook for the non-emergency police phone number, so you wouldn't be tying up the emergency line? That would seem like the way to go in this case. By the way i'm sorry this happened, i would be sooo fucking pissed if someone stole my shit.
 

Zeenbor

Member
shuri said:
Suspect the friend with his bizzaro "dont call 911" thing. We were robbed twice, and we called 911, and the woman on the line never had a problem with us using 911 to report it. The cops were there fast too.

Dude, he is one my best friend's. :) Plus he was JUST getting into his brand new car when I gave him the bad news. I also know what the robber looks like. Or at least I remember most of what he looks like.
 

mrklaw

MrArseFace
I know conspiracy is reassuring, but its more likely its just a random burglary. The guy took the easy to sell stuff first (xbox, ps2 etc), and legged it. Then came back for second helpings, and went for the bigger stuff.

Probably nothing more to it than that.
 

luxsol

Member
Considering that guy stole everything game related he either took it for himself or to sell at game/pawn shops. Don't shops who buy merchendise write down the name and serial numbers (for consoles) and list of items that the seller is giving? Better hope you have the serial numbers for your consoles saved somewhere.

Also wouldn't hurt to describe the guy at shops that buy that stuff.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Well there's only one solution: you must revenge your games, you must become the night, you must become...Nerd-Man. Seriously though, that sucks. I've had some of my gaming stuff stolen before as well, thankfully I got it back, but not after a very unpleasant affair and alot of talking to police officers.
 

Do The Mario

Unconfirmed Member
DCX said:
It was Raiden on a VR Mission...

DCX

ROFL


On the bright side you still have the best game this gen MGS2

But why the hell did you not call the police?

There are police numbers that are not emergency
 

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
"I know conspiracy is reassuring, but its more likely its just a random burglary. The guy took the easy to sell stuff first (xbox, ps2 etc), and legged it. Then came back for second helpings, and went for the bigger stuff.

Probably nothing more to it than that."

or he was still in the house hiding when you came back - after you left he just thought "fuckit, i'll take the lot!"
 

Pfucata

Member
You can to call the OPERATOR (you know, zero) when you need to get in contact with the police and it's a non-emergency...

Live and let learn...
 

Fowler

Member
Though I tend to agree you made a few mistakes here -- not calling the police (screw that advice!), leaving the house etc -- there's no point castigating you for them, because damn, I feel bad for you. All that stuff gone and a second helping to boot. I'm real sorry to hear about it.

On the bright side, you still have MGS2!
 

Vicious

Member
Yeah, this reminds me of some friends of mine who think the ONLY way to get in contact with the police is by calling 911.

My friends aren't smart.
 
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