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[Tenks]

Have we determined if OP is secretly in love with the stripper?

 

[KingofGourds]

Do it. Bring a dog and say that it's your partner. See how they react.

 

[mechashiva]

Do it and hold the phone vertically while recording.

Also wear google glass.

 

[nullset2]

do it

 

[joelseph]

Have we determined if OP is secretly in love with the stripper?

Yes, refer to quote grading the boyfriend.

 

[Zoolader]

Oh and forgot to say bring a tripod for the camera so you get a steady shot, gives you a free hand too.

Maybe some beads.... you are the director after all.

 

[KevinRo]

Pretty sure she wants a 3-way with you and her bf.

 

[Takuan]

Sure, seems like a good story/experience. A purely superficial interest in the girl, no issues with seeing a dick, and it's a private setting. If they liked my work, I'd start charging.

 

[Mango Positive]

Yeah, I'd do it.

OK, here's the situation... You show up with a camera and begin filming. You're the "director", so you think of some nice positions you want to see them in. Be assertive in having them follow direction (unless it's unreasonable). The guy is going to be thrown off guard and he'll either cum WAY too early, or be unable to get it up at all. He'll leave angry and frustrated that some dude saw him at his worse, leaving you alone with your horny and frustrated friend.

Or you just film some hot fucking and go home.

Come to think of it, bringing a girl and making her scream is probably the best way to make your friend want you.

 

[xxracerxx]

I need to see a picture to judge.

 

[RoninChaos]

This reminds me of a threesome a friend of mine blew for me because he didn't want to get his dick sucked because he was too busy "Making art" or some shit. Don't be that guy, tell them to get a fucking tripod and go to fucking work.

 

[Stellactic]

Show up with a rain coat and an umbrella.

 

[Mudkips]

A stripper, at whom you have "splashed the cash", and who has you wrapped around her finger, wants you to show up at a location of her choosing while her boyfriend is present?

That's just asking for a mugging.

 

[On The Edge of Insanity]

Have we determined if OP is secretly in love with the stripper?

A stripper, at whom you have "splashed the cash", and who has you wrapped around her finger, wants you to show up at a location of choosing while her boyfriend is present?

That's just asking for a mugging.

Yeah, don't take your own camera

 

[bengraven]

Have we determined if OP is secretly in love with the stripper?

So far we know that he really really wants to fuck her and may or may not have seen her full nude.

 

[Mistouze]

Do it. Eye contact with the dude as much as possible.

 

[Angry Fork]

"I'm willing to pay money to watch you dance, but to watch you fuck for free, hmm...gotta ask NeoGAF for that one. Let me think about it."

lol this, unless he thinks he would get jealous? I don't know.

 

[Omegasquash]

it would be for viewing pleasure, real life porn.

Right, but why toss out a couple invite? Most folks watch porn solo. Not all, but most. And hey I've been there...more than one couple fucking in the same room is hot (and mildly competitive but that's a story for another time) but if Protein is single and gets lapdances how can she NOT think he wants to bang her harder than any man has banged before?

A stripper, at whom you have "splashed the cash", and who has you wrapped around her finger, wants you to show up at a location of her choosing while her boyfriend is present?

That's just asking for a mugging.

That cold water shower. Hits you like a baseball bat sometimes.

 

[John Rabbit]

"guys i'm real hung up on whether or not i should make amateur pornography with my friend whom i receive regular lapdances from."

ok.

 

[xxracerxx]

Why not see if she has a stripper friend that would "assist" you?

 

[Arment]

...do it?

 

[Flying Toaster]

Why not see if she has a stripper friend that would "assist" you?

This...

But remember the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Have we determined if OP is secretly in love with the stripper?

I don't know about "in love," but its pretty apparent that in most circumstances he would be perfectly happy to have sex with her.

 

[AuthenticM]

Your friend obviously trusts you. I would show up and do my best.

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[Kyne]

wait, is this happening next Saturday?

 

[Tenks]

Why not see if she has a stripper friend that would "assist" you?

Just because they're strippers doesn't exactly mean they're slutty and easy. For all we know OP is ugly as sin.

 

[LiK]

Only if I can join in sans the bf.

 

[FairyD]

Option b)

I go in full director mode and grow a Kubrick beard. Then when they begin to fuck I start screaming saying that it's all wrong and make them do 100 plus takes of a single scene like the first kiss. The end result is the best porn ever made.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Weird. I would not do it.

 

[enzo_gt]

Film it in short Vines and PM the different segments of footage to different GAFers who will have to collectively put the pieces of the puzzle together.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Lots of people missing the part where OP says he's not asking what he should do, he's asking what you would do.

I would say "sure" without even thinking about it, the director part. Not the other part. No thanks.

 

[xxracerxx]

Just because they're strippers doesn't exactly mean they're slutty and easy. For all we know OP is ugly as sin.

I know that! I should have just said friend instead of stripper friend. My point still stands.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I'd pass. Not something I'd be into at all.

 

[Drakeon]

Doesn't sound like a friend, sounds like a stripper who you knew in high school. If you want blue balls and a shot at getting mugged, go for it I guess?

 

[UraMallas]

Go solo and hope you get some action.

This. You most likely will, honestly.

 

[bengraven]

"She's hot and sexy as fuck, but she wants me to film closeups of her vagina and I just...i just can't do that to our friendship. She might not want to give me lap dances if I bail out, though..."

 

[NeO JD]

My immediate reaction would be: Sure, what time should I show up?

You can't throw opportunities like this away man.

 

[thesuperfunk]

I would ask for money.

Obviously after it has been filmed and any of the footage cut.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I would ask for money.

And if they don't pay up after agreeing to, remix it as Electronic Dance Music

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

Really get your camera in there. Get some spray on that lens!

 

[Lambtron]

As long as it wasn't one of my super close friends I would absolutely say yes.

 

[MogCakes]

That is one hell of a situation to be in. If you don't have feelings for her beyond what's in your pants, why not. If you do, probably best you don't take up her offer.

 

[Jackben]

She trippin she playin she playin. I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin.

 

[GungHo]

I'd go for it. The worst thing that could happen is that you could end up kidney-less in a bathtub full of ice.

I'd grow a John Water's 'stache first, though.

 

[RockTurtle]

this can be used for cookie points in the future.

Think of it as ROI for free lap dances and further crotch grinding

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Go Solo, Whip it out and jack it while filming a close shot, She sucks it. Then you fuck it.

All good son.

 

[samus i am]

It doesn't really seem like that big of a deal. You should do it and save yourself a copy of the footage.

 

[CharlieDigital]

wood



I mean would

option B

Option D is the only correct answer.

 

[javac]

You're going to bust a nut in your pants aren't you?

 

[Macmanus]

Maybe some beads.... you are the director after all.

Def beads. Or some sort of toy collection. Just so you can be the DP of DP.