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[BlackMage]

Does it come out spicy, too? I mean, is spicy food the reason sometimes your on the toilet crying cause it felt like fire just came out of your ass? I never put two and two together until now. The reason I ask this is because I just had some flaming hot cheetos (god damn they are spicy) and am really worried about the future health of my anus.

 

[Dilbert]

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[Tarazet]

On paper, I should be the most affected, I don't eat a lot of hot food but when I do, I go all out. But I've never felt it. Not even indigestion...

 

[GamerDiva]

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Me too.

 

[Tabris]

Worst thread I've read in a while.

You are competing against... (some examples)

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=28724

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=28253

 

[Manics]

Fuck nice topic.

 

[Dilbert]

I mean, I'm just speechless.

Then again, this guy is a quote-a-minute today. He just stepped into the Pitchfork Top 50 thread to contribute this gem: "wow.. all those bands really suck."

The mental image I'm getting is of Warhammer, alone in his house, listening to his old Nelson CDs, sitting naked on the toilet with Flaming Hot Cheeto-colored fingerprints on his dick, looking at his watch, and waiting for the badness to come. And I don't want to have that image in my head. Someone make it stop. Please.

 

[Manics]

The mental image I'm getting is of Warhammer, alone in his house, listening to his old Nelson CDs, sitting naked on the toilet with Flaming Hot Cheeto-colored fingerprints on his dick, looking at his watch, and waiting for the badness to come. And I don't want to have that image in my head. Someone make it stop. Please.

That's just what he wants jinx. Let it go. Think of the teletubbies...

 

[BlackMage]

Jinx, you are such a troll! This was a serious question and I demand answers from one of our distinguished PHDs here in off-topic.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Warhammer, as a white man that has been indoctrinated into the spicy food culture (South Asian cuisine, etc.) thanks to my Indian, Bengali and Pakistani friends, I've built up quite a tolerance for the stuff and enjoy a very spicy meal whenever possible. In most cases I don't notice any ill effects (when I first started getting used to the heat I did, but now, no problem). The only spicy food (and to be honest, it's not that spicy) that gets to me is Chipotle. For some reason their red spicy sauce that I order for my shredded beef burrito goes right through me. *shrug*

 

[Dujour]

I mean, I'm just speechless.

Then again, this guy is a quote-a-minute today. He just stepped into the Pitchfork Top 50 thread to contribute this gem: "wow.. all those bands really suck."

The mental image I'm getting is of Warhammer, alone in his house, listening to his old Nelson CDs, sitting naked on the toilet with Flaming Hot Cheeto-colored fingerprints on his dick, looking at his watch, and waiting for the badness to come. And I don't want to have that image in my head. Someone make it stop. Please.

You ass! It's like a tattoo on my brain. Need... distraction... now.

 

[Flynn]

And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

 

[Zaptruder]

The ring of red! haha... feels like someone jabbed you in the butt with an xacto knife. (Or at least how I think it'd feel, never having personally experienced such a thing)

 

[etiolate]

It's never burned for me and I eat a lot of spicy food.

 

[mrkgoo]

Just wait until you est something SO hot, it comes out in your urine.

 

[Dilbert]

Jinx, you are such a troll! This was a serious question and I demand answers from one of our distinguished PHDs here in off-topic.

Is it so hard to use Google to find an answer?

 

[aoi tsuki]

The only time i notice any hot effect coming out is when i eat something with pepper seeds. There's this Chinese restaurant that makes this hot pepper oil which is basically hot peppers and oil. It's really not hot, but after eating two ounces of the stuff (the amount they give you), my stomach starts churning, and i can feel every one of those damn seeds making it's exit.

Flaming Hot Cheetos should be no problem. Most of the oils in the pepper are probably absorbed or digested before they're excreted, not like there's that much to begin with compared to several other foods.