StickSoldier said:Wait.... wait... I've only seen the Sonic cartoon a few times, but is that a fucking lady version of Robotnik, WITH a mustache? (Plus the huge boobs, which could be either man boobs or female boobs)
Sonic Generations ends with Modern Sonic realizing this was the event where he had the terrible accident that mutated him into the unfun boosting sliding beast he is today. Modern Sonic decides to spare Classic Sonic this fate, and erases the last 15 years of Sonic from history. Sega reboots the franchise. All is well.spindashing said:I've contracted the diabetes. This is too sweet.
Modern Sonic, if his gameplay is anything like Colors -- then I love him too.
Classic Sonic, Jesus Christ I fucking love him already. Don't give him the homing attack. You said it in the description that it's going back to his roots.
"Whoah, you were me 20 years ago!"
"OH GOD MY EYES GOT GREEN HOW DID THAT HAPPEN."
"OH GOD I WAS FAT"
StickSoldier said:Wait.... wait... I've only seen the Sonic cartoon a few times, but is that a fucking lady version of Robotnik, WITH a mustache? (Plus the huge boobs, which could be either man boobs or female boobs)
Oh my. So basically, new Sonic is dragging classic Sonic (and his image) through time, and in the end it's new Sonic himself who has to cut his own cord in order to save classic Sonic from the turmoil of the last 15 years and allow him to live this period as it always should have been.RagnarokX said:Sonic Generations ends with Modern Sonic realizing this was the event where he had the terrible accident that mutated him into the unfun boosting sliding beast he is today. Modern Sonic decides to spare Classic Sonic this fate, and erases the last 15 years of Sonic from history. Sega reboots the franchise. All is well.
AbsoluteZero said:And to think, you previously thought that the whole Elise thing was the most fucked up thing in the whole Sonic franchise.
Combichristoffersen said:It's Mama Robotnik, bro
I wonder if her son ever gave her a mustache ride
RagnarokX said:Sonic Generations ends with Modern Sonic realizing this was the event where he had the terrible accident that mutated him into the unfun boosting sliding beast he is today. Modern Sonic decides to spare Classic Sonic this fate, and erases the last 15 years of Sonic from history. Sega reboots the franchise. All is well.
There have also been a few concessions to the modern generation. Speed runs are actively encouraged, and hitting each checkpoint throws up a split time, telling the player how far down they are on their personal best time. Expect full online leaderboard functionality come the finished article.
DoomXploder7 said:cautiously optimistic.
sjt333 said:
no one gives a shit about new sonicBlueblur1 said:I just noticed that at one point Modern Sonic rolled into a ball. That was odd; what purpose would it serve if he can speed boost through enemies?
It's game informer. It's all pr.Boney said:Sound like pre fan dissection sonic 4 previews. Basically, they just say what SEGA wants them to say.
Pretty much.Haunted said:no one gives a shit about new sonic
Remixed music in both classic and modern mode, although the classic remix sounds far more faithful to the original than the modern version is. Also note the split times in classic mode, Sonic Jam style time trials anyone?Suzuki Yu said:
Suzuki Yu said:
Wow, you're really contributing to the discussion!Haunted said:no one gives a shit about new sonic
Lol except the thousands of children his games are designed for....lol at grown men flipping a shit over a kids gameHaunted said:no one gives a shit about new sonic
Shalashaska161 said:Well the game looks pretty, but then again so did Unleashed. Cautiously optimistic.