Sonic the Fighters? Man, Sega's pulling everything outta their hand of cards.
tiggerkiddo said:
(Boo on the Japanese soundtrack though).
Hey... :|
Edit: Hmmmm, I should just put this right here.
Sonic X - Episode 3: Dr. Eggman's Ambition / Dr. エッグマンの野望 (e-"glottal stop"-gu-ma-n no yabou)
AKA robots are cool but hammers are cooler
AKA No one cares what 4Kids calls this. It's apparently "Missile Wrist Rampage"?
I always love that the OPs are probably the thing that's animated the best. And yet again, the episode starts with the last few scenes from the previous episode for viewers to catch up. I don't like the background animation for anything. It's all so boring and looks like filler. At least put some effort into it.
Eggman shows up and he says that he wants to take the city for himself. C-3PO gives him a deck of cards with a bunch of bots on them to play Magic: The Gathering with. They don't have any colours attached to them, don't seem to have a separation into spells or lands, etc. I think this deck sucks. Eggman thinks so too so he's playing with a slot machine instead. He picks a robot because he won the slot machine game.
We learn that Knuckles and Amy have been living in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Knuckles blames Sonic for everything as usual. Amy thinks he's being an asshole because she's #TeamSonic. He abandons her because she said she hated his attitude. She thinks he's stubborn but runs as fast as she can after him.
Meanwhile, Eggman's robot attack hot women playing volleyball at a beach. Robotnik says, "SHOW ME MORE OF EGGMAN-SAMA'S POWER!" Instead of getting their butts into gear, Tails is washing his car and Sonic went for a walk. Because THEY'RE SONIC HEROES. The police decide to handle this by talking to the Robot and saying that they'll fire at the unmanned robot. They're smart. They use flamethrowers on it but doesn't affect robots! Eggman-sama appears and ask who's the one giving the orders around here. He also calls them fools! The head cop says that he's in charge and the robot kills him. That's censored out though. Like, this isn't
Fate/Zero or anything (that scene is NOT for the faint of heart, btw; I suppose that it's completely uncut on the blu-ray).
Chris and the others look for Sonic in the very poorly animated park. But Sonic somehow made it to the Himalayas so he could try to find a way to GO FAST. Cut to Knuckles and Amy. Amy's tired and Knuckles isn't letting her sleep. Then she tries to make small talk so he could stop being stubborn. Then he says mamoru a lot. It's like I'm playing Tales of Graces. He wants to protect the Master Emerald. Then they hear the giant robot and resurface just in time to see it trying to get into the bank to withdraw money to buy a snazzy hat.
Buttnik decides to introduce himself to the police. He is Dr. Eggman, the true form of Genius. He hopes they see him right now due to the "Eggman Network", and says as of right now, the entire world belongs to him! Even though he's just rampaging around in one city, but this is Robotnik, so... In response, the police chief says that the robot needs to get out of the way just in case it hits a plane? Yeah, Eggman's just as confused as the rest of us. He demands that the city be handed over to him! To make his point, he makes the robot bash around the cruisers a little. So they surrender the mayor to him.
Chris goes into Tails's plane wearing a football helmet. And the mayor makes the mistake of telling Eggman that he can't have what he wants, so Eggman throws a temper tantrum and makes the robot attack a building. Then Tails flies the Tornado at his head so Eggman tells E-23 to kill the kid and the fox. It hits the propeller but the plane never needed one anyway. Knuckles doesn't wanna help Tails because fuck Tails; who wants to partner up with someone who steals your air bubbles? And NO ONE in the crowd thinks it's weird that an oversized pink hedgehog and an oversized red echidna are in the crowd at all. Also, fool! You don't use elevators in emergencies! Cut to Sonic running along scenic routes until he checks out the TONY Store. They must be having a sale on TONY GameNations. But no, Eggman's on TV so he runs back to steal Eggman's spotlight.
Knuckles makes it upstairs and meets Amy, who has a BIG GIANT HAMMER OH GOD. She tries to hit it in its leg but Robots Don't Care. Knuckles tries to save Amy, and then Robotnik stops him in his tracks. Sonic runs really fast down the street. Chris tosses him a power ring (why did we NEVER discuss power rings before this?!). The robot throws Amy away to fight Sonic. Sonic spindashes up the building and teases the robot. Robotnik calls him a little bastard. Knuckles tells him to attack now and Sonic tricks the robot into breaking its own arm. Then he takes the robot out in one aerial to knockdown hit.
Amy squishes Sonic in her arms. Man, this is weird because Amy's voice actress is Suzu Fujibayashi in Tales of Phantasia FVE/Narikiri Dungeon X/RM2/3 so I keep thinking of that character. Then the SWAT team comes to arrest them. And they fire their guns at Knuckles while's running for the rope ladder from Tails's plane. Like, authentic bullets. But Knuckles doesn't wanna go to Chris's House. He thinks it's a place for dorks and doesn't have grapes and stuff so he drops off. Knuckles you fool you can't fly.
Then the plane flies into the sunset. No joke.
Next Episode: "Chaos Emerald. The Legends say that if you collect all seven of them, you'll rule the world! With that, a robot heads to the city once again. Big trouble! Doctor Eggman is coming with a new mecha to attack!" Also there's some guy with pink glasses. Also Chris tries to attack Eggman head on for some reason by climbing on that thing that Eggman uses to float around in.