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Pretty eye-opening guest editorial up at Sonic Retro on the whole Sonic 2 HD thing.
Guest Editorial: In Which I Rain on the Sonic 2 HD Parade
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Pretty eye-opening guest editorial up at Sonic Retro on the whole Sonic 2 HD thing.
Guest Editorial: In Which I Rain on the Sonic 2 HD Parade
Fuck, the best thing for them to do right now is get a new lead programmer, stat. Of course it's not so easy if the current asshole is holding the source code ransom...Pretty eye-opening guest editorial up at Sonic Retro on the whole Sonic 2 HD thing.
Guest Editorial: In Which I Rain on the Sonic 2 HD Parade
BlazeHedgehog on Disqus said:"Bestiality" is just hyperbole to underscore the fact that the clearly romantic implications between Sonic and Elise is creepy and weird. And make no mistake, it's most DEFINITELY romantic; the game goes so far as to show Amy and Elise having girly talk over boys - both girls are explicitly talking about Sonic, but neither knows it, and Amy ribs Elise about her "one-way love". What little effort Elise makes to deny Amy's accusations about her feelings for Sonic quickly fades, basically confirming that yes, Princess Elise is falling in love with Sonic the Hedgehog. Other cutscenes portray Sonic as being taken with Elise in return (there's at least one where she shows him affection and he gets sort of a sheepish "aw gawsh" look on his face). And sure, game never outright says anything about bestiality, but we're talking two teenagers, here. Assuming they would get together, it's not difficult to follow that to its logical (and gross!) conclusion.
The other guy on Disqus said:You're being too logical. Sonic isn't just some random wild animal. He's a humanoid cartoon character. You remind me of Dr. Frederic Wertham, a man who went on a nationwide crusade against comic books in the fifties. In his book, The Seduction of the Innocent, he examined not only overt violence and sex in the industry, but subliminal messages in comics clearly aimed at kids.
I don't suppose I could start a "Stupid Disqus Comments" on Tumblr while the guy I'm arguing with is still an active participant
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I don't know, his example does actually make a little sense to me. (Although the book reference does not fit.) Sonic is supposed to be a person, not a lower life form. I really don't want to get too deep into this discussion, because it's so easily trollable, but bestiality comparisons don't fit for me because they paint Sonic as part of a lesser species than Elise's, ignoring the fact that he clearly has independent thought, fits the standard tests of what we'd classify an intelligent being, etc. It'd be more like Elise making out with an alien, than bestiality.
Edit: To be clear, I didn't know his comment continued for five miles past what you quoted, I based my response on what you posted here.
I don't suppose I could start a "Stupid Disqus Comments" on Tumblr while the guy I'm arguing with is still an active participant
That ending paragraph of that comment, I can't even.
Im not sure what universe that guy lives in where some of those games are worse than Sonic 2006.
I think Sonic Rush Adventure is a better game than Sonic Rush is.
Pretty eye-opening guest editorial up at Sonic Retro on the whole Sonic 2 HD thing.
Guest Editorial: In Which I Rain on the Sonic 2 HD Parade
I rank Rush Adventure up there with the Genesis games. Y'all are haters.
I don't suppose I could start a "Stupid Disqus Comments" on Tumblr while the guy I'm arguing with is still an active participant
Okay I'll give it to you that once you get past all the bullshit Rush Adventure introduces it is still an alright Sonic game but you are literally a crazy person.I rank Rush Adventure up there with the Genesis games. Y'all are haters.
Pretty eye-opening guest editorial up at Sonic Retro on the whole Sonic 2 HD thing.
Guest Editorial: In Which I Rain on the Sonic 2 HD Parade
Good Lord, they need to get a new programmer then. If he's that paranoid about sharing source code, then why even bother? It's a damned fan game.It's probably going to hit the fan anyway, since GerbilSoft was happily quoting what looked like some of the shader code from the game. In fact, he's added more since I last saw it.
That last paragraph.I don't suppose I could start a "Stupid Disqus Comments" on Tumblr while the guy I'm arguing with is still an active participant
*sees Sonic Rush Adventure being discussed*The part that really highlights the difference between the two games is Hidden Island 16. In general, Rush Adventure flows smoothly and represents more mature level design principles compared to its predecessor.
The level imported from Rush throws you into a vertical wall three seconds in.
Okay I'll give it to you that once you get past all the bullshit Rush Adventure introduces it is still an alright Sonic game but you are literally a crazy person.
Rush Adventure was not really fun. Really.
OST was great though.
Rush Adventure definitely had better level design than Rush for sure. But the game still managed to feel really stale. Colors DS was decent from what I've played though.
Iizuka-san is going to give us a wonderful game.
I can not fathom why Sega didn't release any DLC for Sonic Generations while all this shit was going on behind the scenes.
It's not often that your customers CRAVE paid DLC. How could they not take advantage? Meanwhile, Capcom pulls on disc DLC bullshit seemingly every month and gets away with it. ugh.
SRA has always been my favorite of the DS games, but man, that's some ugly graphics.Wow, and they are really bad at Sonic Rush Adventure. No tricks, hardly any boosting... I didn't watch them do Sonic Rush, was it like that there, too?
Kind of missing the entire point of the game if you aren't spamming tricks n' shit.
I'm sure there will be plenty of DLC for Sonic Generaitons.Anth0ny said:It's not often that your customers CRAVE paid DLC. How could they not take advantage? Meanwhile, Capcom pulls on disc DLC bullshit seemingly every month and gets away with it. ugh.
that's some ugly graphics.
By level design I mean the level's layout and whatnot. IDK though, I only played 2 zones before I got sick of it.
I wonder how much they would've charged for it had there been DLC.Anth0ny said:I can not fathom why Sega didn't release any DLC for Sonic Generations while all this shit was going on behind the scenes.
It's not often that your customers CRAVE paid DLC. How could they not take advantage? Meanwhile, Capcom pulls on disc DLC bullshit seemingly every month and gets away with it. ugh.
Iizuka-sama, what kind of game will you design now that you are now in charge of one of SEGA's four key franchises? Are you looking forward to capturing a wider audience once again such as in the case of Sonic Generations? Will we see a Sonic Generations 2, perhaps with more narrative?Iizuka-san is going to give us a wonderful game.
I didn't even know what the heck that thing was about halfway through. I think he thought about it too hard.I think that guy in Sega1991's tumblr just likes hearing himself talk.
Or type, in this case.
Also, is SEGA planning to release more games out of Sonic's backlog through digital distribution such as Game Gear/Master System titles, the Game Boy Advance titles, and the Sega Saturn titles?
lol Tell me about it. That guy needs help.I didn't even know what the heck that thing was about halfway through. I think he thought about it too hard.
The joke is that Iizuka's not supposed to care about those. :lolSo far we just have Triple Trouble on the 3DS VC. Blast and Labyrinth are planned. And I think we have all of the platformer Master System titles on WiiWare.
...Now that I think about it, there weren't any levels from the GBA games in Sonic Generations 3DS, were there?Takashi Iizuka said:Game Gear? (Laughter) No. For the 3DS we wanted to go with systems of more recent memory. So we are more focused on levels from the GBA and DS.
Oh my bad.The joke is that Iizuka's not supposed to care about those. :lol
Edit: Wait, why are they releasing Blast and Labyrinth? D:
GBA games? (laugh) Sonic's first game on a Nintendo system was Sonic Rush!...Now that I think about it, there aren't any levels from the GBA games in Sonic Generations 3DS, were there?
Rush Adventure definitely had better level design than Rush for sure. But the game still managed to feel really stale. Colors DS was decent from what I've played though.