Sony UK 'ready and willing' to break sales record with PS4

It's even taken over today's Page 3 in The Sun. Brilliant ad.

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That shit it fucking gold right there. 1 million people buy that shitrag everyday. Gold!
 
Thank you for the tip. ;)

But I still don't get the ad. What's supposed to be on Page 3 everyday?
Why the Rosie reference?

Topless models. Commonly referred to as "The page 3 stunner" its the natural progression for ambitious 18-24 year old girls looking to make the big bucks marrying a league 2 footballer.

Its also the single most viewed newspaper page in the country.
 
Topless models. Commonly referred to as "The page 3 stunner" its the natural progression for ambitious 18-24 year old girls looking to make the big bucks marrying a league 2 footballer.

Its also the single most viewed newspaper page in the country.

Holy shit. That should sell some PS4s right then.

"I want my TITTIES!"

"Oh...PS4?"

*goes out and buy*
 

Oh man, a great play on the Channel 4 stings, took me a second to spot it.

That is also brilliant.

You guys really did have your bowl of awesome for breakfast didn't you?
 
That shit it fucking gold right there. 1 million people buy that shitrag everyday. Gold!

2.2million sold per day in July 2013

Average daily readership of about 7 million.

Average daily IQ of about 78 :P

EDIT: also approx 45% of readers are female apparently.
 
2.2million sold per day in July 2013

Average daily readership of about 7 million.

Average daily IQ of about 78 :P

EDIT: also approx 45% of readers are female apparently.


Well, my stat is clearly out of date then. 2.2m... no words to be honest, well apart from shame on behalf my nation.
 
After image-searching said Rosie (for merely scientific research purposes, of course) - I must say I wish Sony had left her a little room on this page... :P
 
That shit it fucking gold right there. 1 million people buy that shitrag everyday. Gold!

As a former fan, if I still bought that shitrag I'd be annoyed that PS4 took away my daily boobs. Sony's first marketing mis-step right here.

I'm kidding about the mis-step but not the annoyance.
 
All the hype and ads is good and all, but I reckon they shipped only maybe 200, 000 PS4s to the UK? If that. But that would still be enough to beat UK 185k Vita record of course. Cos you can be sure every single one will be snapped up.
 
Boobs are free online (or in real life).

But if you buy the Sun, page 3 is probably a big reason why. No page 3 = disappointment. The actual stories in there are mostly shite after all. I used to buy it in the days before copious free internet porn, and before I was married, so maybe I would feel differently now.
 
PSP has the record at 185k, PS3 is second at 165k, then Bone at 150k.


The PSP has the record at 185k after 4 days, the Xbone's numbers (150k) are after 2 days. The article states the Xbone may have surpassed the PSP's numbers, they just don't have the 4 day sales figures on the Xbone yet to know for sure.
 
Wow, Sony firing on all cylinders. I'm going to look around this weekend to see if I can find one in the wild but I'm not getting my hopes up. Belgium btw.
 
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