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Bruh the mext apidey movie is totally gomma be sinister sixI doubt Scorpion will be the main villain of the next movie.
He'll probably be the Shocker for someone bigger.
Also i was rooting for vulture the entire movie.
Bruh the mext apidey movie is totally gomma be sinister sixI doubt Scorpion will be the main villain of the next movie.
He'll probably be the Shocker for someone bigger.
You're not getting a 50s-era jock bully in a Bronx High School of Science-style school.
What exactly does the movie gain from having Flash be a stereotypical bully?
Everybody is watching porn; he was no doubt pirating not just porn but tv shows and movies too!I was just..........watching...........porn.
Having the dickhead of the film be a brown kid isn't appealing. I'm kind of sick of brown folk being depicted as villains in all hollywood movies. We see that shit everyday and it makes our children hated in school.
Having the dickhead of the film be a brown kid isn't appealing. I'm kind of sick of brown folk being depicted as villains in all hollywood movies. We see that shit everyday and it makes our children hated in school.
Having the dickhead of the film be a brown kid isn't appealing. I'm kind of sick of brown folk being depicted as villains in all hollywood movies. We see that shit everyday and it makes our children hated in school.
Are you really saying this about a movie where most of the cast is POC?
Having the dickhead of the film be a brown kid isn't appealing. I'm kind of sick of brown folk being depicted as villains in all hollywood movies. We see that shit everyday and it makes our children hated in school.
You mean the movie in which they made a hispanic kid say 'durr I don't know how jobs work', to making a famous black actor (that the internet wanted to see play Spider-Man) be a drugged out thief, to the movie that used the half black girl's race to pull the shock surprise angle? That movie wouldn't be ignorant enough to portray a brown person as yet another criminal? And I'm wrong here?
You mean the movie in which they made a hispanic kid say 'durr I don't know how jobs work', to making a famous black actor (that the internet wanted to see play Spider-Man) be a drugged out thief, to the movie that used the half black girl's race to pull the shock surprise angle? That movie wouldn't be ignorant enough to portray a brown person as yet another criminal? And I'm wrong here?
Bro this is the best Spider-Man hands down. Even Raimi spidey was my favorite but now I'll never watch those again. This movie was just right.I just got out of the movie. These are my immediate impressions. I'll probably develop my thoughts over the coming days as I chew over the scenes in my mind.
I'm reviewing this movie as a person who would identify as a pretty huge Spider-Man fan. I have over a 700 comics of this character alone and he's easily my favourite fictional character.
Overall I thought it was a great start. It's true to Peter Parker like no other movie before it. In fact it feels so much like a Spider-Man comic (particularly like a Dan Slott issue). Do I think it's as good as Spider-Man 2 as a film? No. But that's not a problem. They are two different takes on Spidey which are both (for the most part) very respectful of the background and origin of the character.
Some things to note:
The Norman Osbourne-ing of Vulture:
What do I mean by this? Well when Norman Osbourne was first revealed to be the Green Goblin, who happened to be Peter's best friend's dad, it was a huge twist, especially for the audience. Raimi decided he didn't really want to go that route with the first Spider-Man film (which is odd), and so the audience knows about Norman's descent before the characters do. In contrast, the Vulture reveal scene was pulled off perfectly. The audience actually gasped - it was probably the first time I've heard a collective surprise reaction from an entire crowd in the cinema. It was pulled off really well, and Keaton's delivery over the next 20 minutes was flawless. Seriously, one of the best super hero villains to date.
Not much of an emotional core:
So this is something that Raimi's films got right. Although Spider-Man comics have always had a light touch to them, at the core they are very melodramatic comics. Right from Amazing Fantasy, Peter was worrying about finances, his aunt, his dating life. And it was always presented dramatically. Stan Lee himself would compare the emotional core of Spider-Man comics to Russian Literature (let's not get into his actual scripting involvement). The point is that, the dramatic components in Spider-Man's life are not presented in a light hearted manner. They're deep conflicts that completely envelope him, even when he was in high school.
Homecoming doesn't really seem to understand that. Everything is really light hearted. Well, until it's not and he has to pick up this thing:
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So when it happens, the emotion and struggle doesn't feel entirely earned. The movie doesn't really allow Peter to have quiet moments like Raimi's Peter does. It's so caught up in moving him from comedic scene to set piece to an MCU building scene that I'm not presented with a moment to relate to Peter.
He's kind of awkward, sure. And yes, Liz originally was crushing on him in the comics too, so I can't say that's wrong. But the only real struggle in the entire movie is him not having his costume. Where are the conversations of his Aunt struggling to make money? Or his conscience eating him whole? Where's the guilt?
Uncle Ben..
I would have at the very least liked them to acknowledge him in some way or another. Instead we get a throw away line about May having gone through a whole lot. I'm not very comfortable with Tony Stark taking up the replacement role, if they aren't at least going to mention Ben.
Action Scenes
Not sure if this was intentional, but the action scenes don't at all look as good as they do in all previous Spider-Man films. It was probably to maintain the tone of the movie, so there are no sweeping shots of him web slinging, which is a staple of the character as far as his film history is concerned. I didn't really actually mind the mostly low-key presentation of his acrobatics. I'm sure they'll play this up in subsequent films.
Rejecting Stark
I was really happy with the final decision. Looks like the MCU understands the character a lot more than the brains behind Spidey's involvement in Civil War (Quesada, Millar, Straczynski).
And I'm wrong here?
I think he's probably another guy like Keaton who is down on his luck, has to resort to crime but lack the sophistication and creative engineering skill that Keaton has. He still loves his family and he recognizes that our regular weapons are dangerous as it is. They didn't need alien weapons tech in the neighborhood. Especially ones that could level an entire building in a blast. Probably still haunted by happened during the Invasion.But Uncle Aaron doesn't want Chitauri weaponry in the neighbourhood of his nephew?
Seemed like a decent guy towards his family.
I just walked out of the theater with 3 other disappointed Spiderman fans. We wanted a standalone film that brings a sense of magic and wonder to the character (Hello Ramiverse), but it's simply bogged down by MCU cruft. It literally begins by digging up alien spacecraft from Avengers 1 and referencing Civil War scenes. The plot is driven by meetings with Stark yapping about the Avengers and giving him permission to use technology (Other M??). And it's stuffed with distracting wink-nod cameos from the whole galaxy of Thors and Captain Americas.
People try and tell me these CU connections don't matter and are just for fun, but they plainly do matter. This movie was completely subservient to the connections to other films. It felt like an episode of a TV show, not a film that works by itself. It felt small and with no sense of magic. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who isn't already in love with this universe.
I'm glad other people enjoy this. This one's for you, MCU devotees. But this whole CU stuff continues to ruin the potential of superhero films for me.
The only part I liked much was Keaton. He always delivers.
I actually know a lot of teachers. A few of them also teach at gifted science/tech schools and the jocks are not nor, really, been for a long time these weird stereotype bros who are 6'2 and 220 pounds at the age of 15.Sure. You get all kinds of kids in every school. Just talk to any teacher about type diversity.
Peter yelling for help after the warehouse collapsed was heartbreaking.
Also, the final line was spectacular.
The other negative that came to mind is that the action scenes are, overall, not terribly impressive. Perfectly acceptable with some degree of inventiveness, but nothing in comparison to the Doc Ock fights in Raimi's first sequel. This fits with the Peter Parker in this one, but it is still something that I was longing for. The mid-credits villain tease suggests Homecoming 2 will deliver the goods on this front.
No it doesn't. Give in to it.Hot Aunt May felt totally wrong.
Yeah it really was. At that point it's when I was reminded that he's still only just a kid. But he realizes that his impatient and recklessness got himself into this situation. Tony isnt going to come flying in to help bail him out anymore. It's a growing up moment. One that he desperately needed to get to where he wanted to go. Which is having more responsibility of being an Avengers. Which is why the ending was so great, that he realizes there is so much he needs to learn and experience. That he wasn't ready yet. I love that we have an Spider-Man with not a lot of experience. That we can watch him grow.Peter yelling for help after the warehouse collapsed was heartbreaking.
Also, the final line was spectacular.
You are right in that TV shows these days are quite sophisticated and are often like long form films.It's 2017. Can we stop comparing things to TV shows as if its a pejorative. Self-contained stories are great but so are long form stories.
Could you remind me what it was, I was pretty baked for the movie.
Bruh the mext apidey movie is totally gomma be sinister six
Also i was rooting for vulture the entire movie.
I still don't like the degree to which Stark figures in the story, but it's made up for. I loved the allusion to this climactic moment from the Lee/Ditko run (spoiler tagged for anyone who hasn't read the comics and doesn't want to know; click to see the images)
I thought that the film did it much better, though.
Character with some of the longest running team-up books works better in his own world. I've heard it all now.
Comic characters usually stick to themselves anyway, with crossovers being a rare treat, but these MCU movies seem to shove heavy crossovers into every film, and they're only 2 hours long.
Comic book geeks want the films to behave like comic books. And that's fine. I get it. It's the longtime dream of many.
But I want adaptations of comic book characters to films, not a 1:1 transaction of comic universes. And I see how being under the weight of a story group, having to maintain a certain tone set by Favreau/Whedon, having to devote time to catching up on MCU subplots, and even revolving the story around MCU continuity, is completely destroying the notion of these as adaptations from page to real life. They're live action comics, not films that take the core of a character and make the best possible film.
I mean the conclusion of this movie is centred on establishing Avengers mansion. I'm sorry but if I'm here for Spiderman, why do I give one shit? I'm not here for that. It has fuck all to do with Spiderman's internal character arc.
Hang on a second. Happy Hogan taking Peter to the mansion with the other Avengers was literally the one main thing Peter has wanted since the movie began. It's literally Peter's main motivation throughout the entire movie, to become an Avenger. And when he decides to reject them and be his own guy, that is the main conclusion to his story arc for the movie. That wasn't a tacked on MCU scene, it was literally the climax of the film's character arc.
You were so distracted trying to dislike the fact that it takes place in the MCU that you didn't realize that what was MCU Spider-Man's origin story.
Comic characters usually stick to themselves anyway, with crossovers being a rare treat, but these MCU movies seem to shove heavy crossovers into every film, and they're only 2 hours long.
Comic book geeks want the films to behave like comic books. Crossovers and continuity galore. And that's fine. I get it. It's the longtime dream of many.
But I want adaptations of comic book characters to films, not a 1:1 transaction of comic universes. And I see how being under the weight of a story group, having to maintain a certain tone set by Favreau/Whedon, having to devote time to catching up on MCU subplots, and even revolving the story around MCU continuity, is completely destroying the notion of these as adaptations from page to real life. They're live action comics, not films that take the core of a character and make the best possible film.
I mean the conclusion of this movie is centred on establishing Avengers mansion. I'm sorry but if I'm here for Spiderman, why do I give one shit? I'm not here for that. It has fuck all to do with Spiderman's internal character arc.
The Avengers aren't in this movie, and an exploration of how Parker relates to the Avengers and why he wants to be one isn't in this movie. There was a way to do it ("with a team of others I could save more people... like Uncle Ben"), but they didn't put it in this movie.
If the answer is that this follows Parker's character in Civil War, that really only adds to my point (needing other movies to fill in the blanks of another movie is a cinematic wrong).
And if "wanting to join the Avengers" is indeed Parker's prime motivation, that adds to my point even more (this isn't a character who stands on his own, he is subservient to a greater universe of films and his central conceit is the worship of characters who aren't even in this film).
This movie doesn't work without other films, and isn't a complete movie unto itself, and that's not what I want. It's not like I don't have the counter-example right on my DVD shelf to back up what I do want: Spiderman 1 and 2. Complete films that work by themselves.
The ending isn't centered around establishing the new Avengers base, it's used as a backdrop. The scene is centered around Peter's decision. It has everything to do with his internal character arc.
The continuity between movies is a big part of the selling point for many people, and it detracts nothing from Homecoming IMO. If anything, it adds to it. You can't explore Peter's long running ambition to become an Avenger if they don't even exist in the world of the movie. I can understand not wanting to invest time in following a cinematic universe (even though the connections are fairly intuitive), but luckily, you already have five standalone Spider-man movies to watch.
Dude this is completely on you. You were expecting Raimi or Nolan (as in, self-contained movies focusing on the character and not a cinematic universe) and it was clear as day it was a MCU movie. I can't see how you didn't get this from the trailers alone. Your disappointment sounds forced.
I don't think "You want to dislike this movie" posts are helpful.
I do think Peter wanting to be an Avenger is explored pretty explicitly. The way he relates to Stark, the way he fills Happy's phone up with texts and calls, even when Ned asks him if he's an Avenger and he replies, "Uh... yeah." It's then significant when Tony offers Peter everything he's been looking for on a plate and Peter chooses to walk away. I've criticised films like Fast and Furious 7 for having story beats that have absolutely no significance if you've not seen six other films but it is possible for a film to both have a self-contained story and be part of a broader universe. The film explains the parts of the universe that are relevant to Peter's story.
I would argue it distracts greatly from Homecoming, in particular. I don't mean that any movie technically connected to the MCU is necessarily a non-standalone experience (GotG is pretty standalone), but Homecoming in particular leans on MCU characters and events to a shocking degree.
I actually kind of know about the MCU so in some sense, I'm not lost. I knew that the alien ships they're digging up were from Avengers 1. I knew that Parker's cellphone camera diary is like an alternate view of the events of Civil War. But even if I "get it", I fundamentally don't like what it means because I can't enjoy Spiderman just being about Spiderman. It's all about this bloated soap opera.
I do agree that I have 5 standalone Spideys already. I think the Raimi ones are pretty much want I want..... but I just wonder if the CU trend precludes "real films" from being made about these characters ever again. If you told me the CU would retire about 5-10 years and they'd go back to cinematic standalones later, I'd definitely leave this topic alone and let people enjoy their crossover sandbox. I'm just worried this is the trend that means I never get a Spiderman 1 and 2 or TDK ever again.
But no, this was an MCU-ass MCU movie and I was actually kind of surprised by how not standalone it was at all. It was my worst fear in regard to being bogged down by continuity.
I would argue it distracts greatly from Homecoming, in particular. I don't mean that any movie technically connected to the MCU is necessarily a non-standalone experience (GotG is pretty standalone), but Homecoming in particular leans on MCU characters and events to a shocking degree.
I actually kind of know about the MCU so in some sense, I'm not lost. I knew that the alien ships they're digging up were from Avengers 1. I knew that Parker's cellphone camera diary is like an alternate view of the events of Civil War. But even if I "get it", I fundamentally don't like what it means because I can't enjoy Spiderman just being about Spiderman. It's all about this bloated soap opera.
I do agree that I have 5 standalone Spideys already. I think the Raimi ones are pretty much want I want..... but I just wonder if the CU trend precludes "real films" from being made about these characters ever again. If you told me the CU would retire about 5-10 years and they'd go back to cinematic standalones later, I'd definitely leave this topic alone and let people enjoy their crossover sandbox. I'm just worried this is the trend that means I never get a Spiderman 1 and 2 or TDK ever again.