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[bishoptl]

I know I'm not alone in doing this. Step up to the trough, unfold the cannon....then spit into the receptacle before unleashing hell. I was washing my hands earlier today and heard one of my co-workers do the same thing.

Is this common? GAF TALK TO ME

 

[Groder Mullet]

When I'm drunk, every now and then.

 

[Justin Bailey]

Yeah I aim for the little metal thingie.

 

[WasabiKing]

I don't do it, and I don't really care what other guys do. I take care of my business, and off I go to drink more booze.

 

[bishoptl]

Well aren't you King of the Nightstalkers.

 

[Star Power]

I shit in urinals.

 

[Matlock]

Every piece of fluid hits that little hockey mask thing.

 

[Mike Works]

No, but I do spit always in the urinal next to me. I'm of the Pavlovian mindset that unexpectedly spitting on a guy's dick just before he starts urinating will lead to an even more akward situation down the road the next time a girl spits on his dick before putting it in her mouth.

 

[bishoptl]

Remind me never to drink beer at a hockey game with you.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

god no. ewwwwwwwwwww.................

 

[Trakball]

God, I would fly you out here just so that you could attempt to spit on my dick while I'm trying to piss, Mike. Seriously, any time you want to take me up on that offer, let me know. I'm getting a fat tax return so I can afford it, no problem.

 

[bishoptl]

this thread has taken an interesting turn :lol

 

[bionic77]

Public bathrooms are for animals!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

dear lord......... let' see what mike has to say.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

God, I would fly you out here just so that you could attempt to spit on my dick while I'm trying to piss, Mike. Seriously, any time you want to take me up on that offer, let me know. I'm getting a fat tax return so I can afford it, no problem.

hahaha Trakball you don't need dick spitting, you need meditation or something. You won't rest until it's CIRCLE OF DEATH!

I'm not anti-spitting but I've never heard of this homoerotic ritual before.

 

[Vlad]

Why do people feel the need to randomly spit, anyway? I see this all the time, where somebody will be walking along, then suddenly just turn to the side and spit. Do other people generate some obscenely large amount of saliva or something?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Why do people feel the need to randomly spit, anyway? I see this all the time, where somebody will be walking along, then suddenly just turn to the side and spit. Do other people generate some obscenely large amount of saliva or something?

i know!!! seriously......

 

[Matlock]

Is it just me imagination, or did St. Corny just say "Mike, spit on my dick"?

 

[drohne]

i'd never considered spitting in the urinal, and the prospect of a stream of expectorated matter forming a momentary circuit between mouth and urinal is making me sick.

 

[Matlock]

i'd never considered spitting in the urinal, and the prospect of a stream of expectorated matter forming a momentary circuit between mouth and urinal is making me sick.

That, I don't understand.

Of course, I also don't understand why I can't pee in a urinal unless it's been flushed.

 

[Mike Works]

God, I would fly you out here just so that you could attempt to spit on my dick while I'm trying to piss, Mike. Seriously, any time you want to take me up on that offer, let me know. I'm getting a fat tax return so I can afford it, no problem.

How about you take that money from the fat tax return and spend it on something wild, like a psychiatrist! Or a psychologist! Or to fly in someone you've never met from another country to spit on your penis because you don't like him!

One of those three!

 

[Naked Snake]

I don't spit, period.

 

[Trakball]

How about you take that money from the fat tax return and spend it on something wild, like a psychiatrist! Or a psychologist! Or to fly in someone you've never met from another country to spit on your penis because you don't like him!

One of those three!

It's not that I don't like you, Mike - you like Arrested Development, after all, so you can't be ALL bad - it's just that, you know, I think you hide behind the shield of anonymity that is the internet a little too much. I'm no tough guy, really; I'm too fat, too domesticated. I just want to take you out for a beer. Chat with you, mano a mano over appetizers. Will that keen wit of yours come out then, when you lack the ability to turn my virtua mic off?

That's all I'm saying, man. I'm not threating to cut your fingers off, or rape you, or anything like that. But I will buy you a plane ticket (one-way, dammit) to San Diego to, you know, enjoy the weather. Buy you a brewski. Have the opprotunity for you to, you know, SPIT ON MY DICK WHILE I'M PISSING NEXT TO YOU.

 

[marko]

That, I don't understand.

Of course, I also don't understand why I can't pee in a urinal unless it's been flushed.

What do you do if it is a waterfree urinal (like they put in where I work, a-holes, everytime I use them I get pissed).

 

[Matlock]

I've never heard of a waterfree urinal.

 

[Mike Works]

It's not that I don't like you, Mike - it's just that, you know, I think you hide behind the shield of anonymity that is the internet a little too much.

I've posted my real name, dozens of pictures of myself spanning over a decade, where I've worked, and where I live on the forums. That's more than most have done.

 

[Trakball]

I've posted my real name, dozens of pictures of myself spanning over a decade, where I've worked, and where I live on the forums. That's more than most have done.

let me do a quick search

oh, found nothing!

I'll send the tix to Bishop. Like, as an escrow thing. You guys live close to each other, right? I don't know shit about Canada.

Come on man! Come on out. I want you taste this beer, it's called "Arrogant Bastard Ale". It's good shit! Like, 7.2 alchohol content. We'll be all Fight Club-ing it in the parking lot!

 

[Miguel]

You've never heard of the Mike Orlando School For Children Who Can Post Good?

 

[Mike Works]

let me do a quick search

oh, found nothing!

You do realize this version of the forum hasn't even been around for a year yet, right?

And that quick search didn't turn up any pictures of me even though I have posted them, huh? You should try harder next time. You might actually get something right!

 

[Trakball]

You do realize this version of the forum hasn't even been around for a year yet, right?

And that quick search didn't turn up any pictures of me even though I have posted them, huh? You should try harder next time. You might actually get something right!

What the fuck am I going to do with a picture, Mike? Send it Chloe and have do a scan or some shit? She'll have to give it to Edgar.

Nevermind man! I'm PWNED! Got me again, padna! (the invite to S.D. still stands though!)

 

[bionic77]

You've never heard of the Mike Orlando School For Children Who Can Post Good?

:lol

And wouldn't it be children who don't post too good?

 

[Miguel]

:lol

And wouldn't it be children who don't post too good?

I never graduated.

 

[RevenantKioku]

I can't spit into a urinal because I worry that it will be one of those sticky spits that extend all the way down, thus creating a bridge between my mouth and a gonorrhea infected urinal cake.

And I'll spit in public if a bit of phlegm comes up for whatever reason. Don't want that going back down, no sir.

 

[Mike Works]

I can't spit into a urinal because I worry that it will be one of those sticky spits that extend all the way down, thus creating a bridge between my mouth and a gonorrhea infected urinal cake.

:lol :lol :lol

Holy shit that would be hilarious. The reaction if that happened to someone and they tried to frantically wiggle it off of their mouth as it slowly rose back up.

 

[MIMIC]

Overall, I'd have to say no. I may occasionally do it (like once out of every 50 times for any unknown reason).

*notices that thread has branched into two topics*

 

[skip]

started doing it every once in a while during college. now it's a pavlonian response.

 

[MIMIC]

Why do people feel the need to randomly spit, anyway? I see this all the time, where somebody will be walking along, then suddenly just turn to the side and spit. Do other people generate some obscenely large amount of saliva or something?

My brother does this. He has gotten into trouble plenty of times for "spitting in the HOUSE" :S (not big, slimy wads of spit, though...just the act of "spitting" and knowing that SOMETHING came out).

It's just a disgusting habit.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Here's a fun game to play in the comfort of your own home bathroom.

Start pissing. Gather a loogey and see if you can get it to drip through your stream of piss.

Perform in public at your own risk.

 

[btrboyev]

I don't spit, period.

you swallow?
















I kid

 

[Drozmight]

Haha, I used to do this all the time... and then one day after doing it I thought, "Why the hell do I do that?" A vision transcending the history of human kind raced through my head, to a caveman spitting in disgust after realizing another male had marked that tree earlier in the day.

Then I spit again... trying to hit the stream.

 

[bionic77]

I will never understand the urge people have to spit or how you can take a dump in a public restroom.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Buncha fucking pussies in this thread. "Spitting is...ICKY!! Eeew!!" What, do you guys pretend that fluffy magic bunnies are jumping out of your ass every time you take a dump? God forbid you ever had a gnarly rash of acne or had to *gasp* VOMIT!! With that high a gross-factor, you might need therapy!


Yes I spit in the urinal whenever I feel so inclined. Maybe its just a Texas thing, but I hear guys hocking up snot rockets virtually every time I go into an occupied restroom.

Then we all go home and wallow in feces while eating maggot pies.

 

[sc0la]

I think spitting in the urinal is nasty, I don't know why but when the fluids mix it really tweaks me :lol

I hate walking up to a urinal or toilet with a spit and piss in it. The worst is a shit piss and spit though.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I only spit when I have to because of post nasal drip. If not, no, I don't.

 

[Triumph]

Well, I spit everywhere. At traffic, in potted plants, off overpasses onto traffic, at friend's feet, and yes, in the toilet. I'm a phlegmy person, what can I say?