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[Neiteio]

I need to know if mayo officially won or if ketchup somehow rigged the results

 

[8BitsAtATime]

These two stupid ass cats are taking their time tallying the points. Mayo won but they are rigging it so it looks like weak ass ketchup won

 

[MsVirion]

My mistake was in trying to communicate in the first place.

=/ I do sincerely hope you get to feeling better.

 

[Cyanity]

I just want to put a fourth slot on my king flip mesh, JUDD

 

[Luigi87]

I just want to put a fourth slot on my king flip mesh, JUDD

Slots cap at three. SSS are for adding slots to clothing with only one or two slots.

Edit: Unless you were counting the Main ability slot as one, then mathematically it adds up.

 

[Neiteio]

I like how the cats rub their nipples right before they tell you who won a match

 

[whipihguh]

made it to ketchup king. I did my part. let's bring home the W!

Our team will all be kings once Ketchup gets it's rightful place as the superior condiment!

Spoiler

We're gonna lose so fucking bad

 

[AlexFlame116]

Lazy cat.

My mistake was in trying to communicate in the first place.

Branduil go take a rest. You're not in the right mind right now. Seriously. Get better please.

 

[Branduil]

=/ I do sincerely hope you get to feeling better.

Thanks for trying.

 

[usctrojan]

Ketchup Queen in da house!

Hurry up you damn cats!

 

[BooJoh]

The range on the dualie squelchers is really handy sometimes.

As a .52 Gal user I've been splatted more than once by a Dualie Squelcher because I'm so used to the rapid fire users not having my range.

 

[Milennia]

These two stupid ass cats are taking their time tallying the points. Mayo won but they are rigging it so it looks like weak ass ketchup won

after playing hours upon hours worth with my fellow ketchup supporters i too hope mayo wins

 

[J@hranimo]

Clash Blaster is pretty fun so far. It sucks at turfing and the stingray is gonna hold it back until it gets some reworks. This may be a much better weapon in ranked modes.

 

[AlexFlame116]

So do I just stay in the hub world until an update happens?

 

[Cyanity]

I like how the cats rub their nipples right before they tell you who won a match

This is a bad mental image
I'm never gonna be able to unsee this, am I?

 

[J@hranimo]

So do I just stay in the hub world until an update happens?

It'll update at rotation. Play some turf

 

[RecRoulette]

Some thoughts on Shifty Station


Marina: "We made a special stage for this Splatfest!"
Pearl: "You helped make the stage?"

For real though, Shifty Station is a pretty neat idea for the Splatfest, even if I hated most of the games I had on there.

I like that the stage made me feel the same things I felt going through some of the story levels, like when you try to jump to another platform and it moves so you fall to your death like an idiot.

This could also be a neat way for the devs to test features and gimmicks that they can add to real maps. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the new maps has moving floors like Shifty Station had.

Just don't add any of those bullshit spinning switches, please.

Edit: Oh, and it looks awesome!

 

[NetMapel]

I'm playing ranked now to increase my salt intake before the splatfest result. Preparing my body for salt!

 

[AlexFlame116]

It'll update at rotation. Play some turf

Oh! When's the rotation?

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

Most of my Ketchup Vs. Mayo matches mostly ended with Ketchup dominating Mayo.

Maybe I'm the true Ketchup King of all Ketchup Kings.

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Oh! When's the rotation?

In about 15 min

 

[J@hranimo]

Oh! When's the rotation?

15 minutes of this post. Not too much longer now!

 

[ChrisD]

Clash Blaster is pretty fun so far. It sucks at turfing and the stingray is gonna hold it back until it gets some reworks. This may be a much better weapon in ranked modes.

Anecdotal, but I don't think I've ever seen a Clash Blaster win in Ranked, even in Tower Control. It's totally outclassed by Rapid Blaster (and yeah, the poor Special doesn't help). Feels like a 4v3 against them.

But, I'm sure with enough time and people getting actual experience under their belts with it, things will change. Still don't see it ever outclassing Rapid, but it will certainly get better results over time!

 

[AlexFlame116]

In about 15 min

15 minutes of this post. Not too much longer now!

Thanks guys! Got to prepare for the inevitable.

 

[ZeoVGM]

judd is retarded

Really?

 

[Cyanity]

Thanks guys! Got to prepare for the inevitable.

The inevitable mayo win, of course.

 

[Milennia]

Really?

pretty sure considering all the factors

 

[AlexFlame116]

The inevitable mayo win, of course.

Oh how I wish.

 

[RecRoulette]

pretty sure considering all the factors

Really hard to test the effects cryogenic freezing has on the brain, they just have to hope for the best.

 

[Antiwhippy]

pretty sure considering all the factors

It's more like don't use retarded as a slur.

 

[Milennia]

Really hard to test the effects cryogenic freezing has on the brain, they just have to hope for the best.

thats why im forgiving, lil judd though....

 

[Kaban]

Man, buckets are stupidly overpowered in Tower Control.

 

[CommandThrower]

Man, buckets are stupidly overpowered in Tower Control.

That's why I love the Slosher--YOUR HIGH GROUND ISN'T SAFE!

 

[J@hranimo]

Anecdotal, but I don't think I've ever seen a Clash Blaster win in Ranked, even in Tower Control. It's totally outclassed by Rapid Blaster (and yeah, the poor Special doesn't help). Feels like a 4v3 against them.

But, I'm sure with enough time and people getting actual experience under their belts with it, things will change. Still don't see it ever outclassing Rapid, but it will certainly get better results over time!

Yeah I don't see it outclassing Rapid Blaster either, but I do see some merits to it. I'll put a lot of time into this as well as the future variant, which will probably be better overall.

 

[Milennia]

should be in 2 minutes now

if its like japan other people in the thread mentioned its quicker to check on your phone if you dont want to sit through announcers

 

[Horseticuffs]

Guys, really dumb question. It seems when I started playing I could fast jump to other players at spawn by selecting them and hitting "A". Now, no matter how much I try that, or any other button it seems, NOTHING happens and I just stand there with my tentacle in my hand not doing anything.

What am I doing wrong here? Do I need some certain skill?

 

[Biske]

As a .52 Gal user I've been splatted more than once by a Dualie Squelcher because I'm so used to the rapid fire users not having my range.

The fire rate for it's range is incredible.

 

[RadioJoNES64]

HAHAHA FUCK ALL OF YOU KETCHUP SCHMUCKS

 

[Kangi]

Ketchup full of noobs confirmed.

 

[PKMNTrainer]

WE DID IT, MAYOGAF!!!

 

[Frimaire]

WE FUCKIN' DID IT MAYO!!!

 

[Milennia]

Guys, really dumb question. It seems when I started playing I could fast jump to other players at spawn by selecting them and hitting "A". Now, no matter how much I try that, or any other button it seems, NOTHING happens and I just stand there with my tentacle in my hand not doing anything.

What am I doing wrong here? Do I need some certain skill?

you dont need anything special, sometimes you need to spam A for it to work just make sure you are actually targeting someone on the map, i dont really use the dpad

 

[Incitemaybe]

Haha


Mayo ftw

Naturally.

 

[AlexFlame116]

YES!!!! YES!!!! YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

EAT IT KETCHUP LOVERS! ALL 70 SOMETHING PERCENT OF YOU!

 

[Cyanity]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Rap Gremlin is Queen!!!!!

 

[AmayaPapaya]

That was super close. Mayo almost died...

 

[Luigi87]

I'm just glad that at King/Queen, the losing side only gets three less SSS than the winning side, unlike Splatoon 1 where it was six less.

 

[ChrisD]

Team Ketchup sucked eggs (ironically) so this works with me.

Glad they upped the Snails for the losing side. It kind of sucks that I chose Ketchup to play with friends that I wasn't able to play with in the end, though. Could have got a few more.

 

[RichiRamjag]

Yo ketchup, get your brain scraped.