I hope you all pushing the clone theory realize that "clone" means same sex from whatever was cloned.
It's a pretty crappy theory, I think. The reason why Rey is awesome is because she's a "clone" of a dude?Fine, then we just won't call it cloning but my theory still stands. It's Star Wars and not everything in it is scientifically accurate.
Then why have a series of "steps" in the map and not just the destination planet?? Why even have a map and not just coordinates? The way they presented it makes no sense if all that mattered was his final destination.
Okay, so let's say that was a map of the islands and which one he was on. Again, showing more than just the coordinates of his location don't make sense.
It's a pretty crappy theory, I think. The reason why Rey is awesome is because she's a "clone" of a dude?
Ugh.
Went to see the movie again (in glorious 2D), and for some reason I feel like Rey is one of the Boys from Brazil.
My Dumb Theory (apologies if it's mentioned earlier in thread ):
Empire makes a bunch of clones of Vader after he dies, but none of them can use the Force, or they go nuts, or die, or whatever. So they go all Gregory Peck/Mengele and figure, OK, let's reproduce his DNA AND his upbringing. Annakin grew up in servitude on a desolate planet, so they make a bunch of clones and dump them into servitude on remote planets. Each one has an agent assigned to watch them for signs of Force sensitivity. So:
- That's why Rey was abandoned at an early age on a desert planet
- That's why she appears to have been given to the fat salvage dealer in the flashback/vision
- That's why the fat salvage dealer was able to immediately contact the First Order about BB-8, and why he knew the FA were looking for the droid in the first place.
- And that's why she reacts when she touches Annakin's lightsaber (who had it way longer than Luke, to be fair)
Also, The Boys from Brazil is a badass movie, and seems like the kind of thing JJ might be into.
That depends. Are midichlorians like mitochondria or are they outside the cells? The way Qui-Gon described them, they might not be carried over by cloning.Funny thing about a clone or genetically modified theory is that midichlorians will have to be a key plotpoint again.
When all these spinoffs come out, anybody gonna even attempt to SW movie marathon with those in?
It's a pretty crappy theory, I think. The reason why Rey is awesome is because she's a "clone" of a dude?
Ugh.
Why would the force wake up R2D2? It's not like the movie explanation of things made any more sense
I'm hoping we don't have to wait a decade before we finally get a story that has no mentions of the Skywalkers, Solo, The Empire, Death Star or really anything from the OT
The prequels established that R2D2 is actually a robot jedi so this makes sense.
I think what some people need to remember about the battle between Rey and Ren is that Ren just got shot in the side by a Bowcaster AND just killed his father. Not only is he physically hurt but his mind is probably all over the place right now. Not to mention we see Rey have some skill with a staff in the beginning so she can probably hold here own somewhat well. Finn probably got some training as well when being a part of the First Order.
The prequels established that R2D2 is actually a robot jedi so this makes sense.
Because it was an unknown system and a map which guides you through system to system would be helpful to find it and because it's more visually interesting than coordinates.
So change what I said from "planets" to "systems"...You know what would have been visually interesting? Not simply seeing a before and after, but seeing really weird alien vistas or even solar systems. She wouldn't need to land on the planets, but even like how Interstellar had these amazing views of planets, they could have done something like that
Haven't watched this yet, but some might be interested:
The Force Awakens and Star Wars Formula - Analyzed Movie Review
It still would have come off as anti-climatic and unnecessary after the huge fight and the map being put together.
The movie was built up to finding Luke, the road itself to him is about as important as how Maz got the lightsaber, it's not.
Well unless you want to make an entire movie about it, then sure but who would have wanted Episode VIII to be just Rey finding Luke?
You can't have the climax and then a 20 minute montage epilogue, not in a film like this,
Haven't watched this yet, but some might be interested:
The Force Awakens and Star Wars Formula - Analyzed Movie Review
just saw it, i thought the it's the worst SW movies of all
1. The SW universe is the size of Omaha, Nebraska
- Fin crash landed in planet Jakku, then walked for miles. Coincidentally, he met Rey. they were chased by stormtroopers. Coincidentally, they found Millennium Falcon and got away with it
- They escaped and floated in this supposedly vast galaxy, coincidentally got captured by Han Solo
- Then Han Solo took them planet Takonada, Rey coincidentally found Luke's lightsaber
- Then thre resistance showed up with Princess Leia and 3CPO
srsly WTF, how big is the SW universe?!? within a few hours (max) the movie forcefully chained together all the old SW characters and artifacts, that just sounds so stupid
2. Too much cliche scenes like spaceship battles and shoot-out with stormtroopers, not enough close-up character development scene. Reunion between Leia and Han Solo falls flat, interrupted by the not-funny 3CPO. COMPLETE FAIL!!!
There's only one memorable scene, the death of Han Solo. The rest of the movie is forgettable
3. Kylo Ren is a complete failure as SW villain. He showed up in the beginning like a total badass, able to suspend blaster bolt or laser beam in mid-air. I have seen no Jedi or Sith able to do that before, they either had to take cover or parried the beam with their sabre. And yet this badass Kylo Ren was able to stop and suspend it in mid-air. He's a badass right?!?! WRONG! in the end he got his ass-whooped by some girl who just discovered THE FORCE a few minutes before, give me a break! where's the consistency of Kylo Ren's power and ability??? FAIL!
Overall it's a complete let-down
just saw it, i thought the it's the worst SW movies of all
1. The SW universe is the size of Omaha, Nebraska
- Fin crash landed in planet Jakku, then walked for miles. Coincidentally, he met Rey. they were chased by stormtroopers. Coincidentally, they found Millennium Falcon and got away with it
- They escaped and floated in this supposedly vast galaxy, coincidentally got captured by Han Solo
- Then Han Solo took them planet Takonada, Rey coincidentally found Luke's lightsaber
- Then thre resistance showed up with Princess Leia and 3CPO
srsly WTF, how big is the SW universe?!? within a few hours (max) the movie forcefully chained together all the old SW characters and artifacts, that just sounds so stupid
I'm hoping we don't have to wait a decade before we finally get a story that has no mentions of the Skywalkers, Solo, The Empire, Death Star or really anything from the OT
This post is a dumpster fire. There are legitimate things to call out, but you sort of missed most of them, while adding in a bunch of crap indicating that you weren't really paying much attention to the movie.
1. Some of those weren't really coincidences at all (were you paying attention?). But regardless, every movie has coincidences if you're looking to get nitpicky and tear every little thing apart.
2. Space battles and shootouts with stormtroppers are "cliches"?? The movie definitely doesn't let up; lots of action throughout, but Rey, Finn, and Kylo all had some reasonable development imo. I had no issue with the Han/Leia reunion.
3. Kylo Ren is definitely a divisive character. He's more complex than just another blank slate baddie, and I think it's pretty clearly fully intentional that he seems to be something of a "poser" in some ways. That's probably kind of the point, but part of it is people don't fucking pay attention to the movie. He just killed his father in a very emotional event, and then took one to the gut from a bowcaster, which had been depicted all movie long as a weapon that fucks people up blows them back and launches them into the air.
It's understandable that we're still getting these kneejerk negative laundry list posts. They're at least better then the driveby one line negative posts. But I just wish people had a better handle on what they were critiquing. Disregarding Kylo's serious injury in the final fight, considering spaceship battles bad because "cliche", and viewing Leia showing up at Takodana as purely coincidental; all that combines to remove all credibility from posts like these.
Watch it again, this time without the chip on your shoulder. (This post probably reads unnecessarily harshly, but it becomes tiresome with how many times these threads have jumped the shark [the Maz hate train that has materialized recently is the latest example], and stuff like this mixed in; maybe I should just take this out of my bookmarks and move on with life...)
Saw the movie a 3rd time today at an AMC IMAX to get that sweet poster (though it's a small one dammit). Was gonna meet a buddy there but his car wouldn't start cause it's below zero in MN, so I just went by myself!
It's funny on repeat viewings how incredibly clear it is that Kylo is fucking with Finn in that last fight.
The road itself isn't as important, because the movie made it not important. My point is that the movie spent a ton of time on the incredibly transparent throwback that was the Star Killer, when it could have been surrounding the mystery of where Luke was and Rey learning about the force. You can disagree, I'm just stating that it would have been more interesting. Obviously it wouldn't work on it's own, but in addition to the other 2 changes I proposed it would've
He then completely owns Rey initially, until he offers to be her teacher. He doesn't t want to kill her, he wants to recruit her. She channels the force as the uber-force user and gets a few shots on him, disarming him.Saw the movie a 3rd time today at an AMC IMAX to get that sweet poster (though it's a small one dammit). Was gonna meet a buddy there but his car wouldn't start cause it's below zero in MN, so I just went by myself!
It's funny on repeat viewings how incredibly clear it is that Kylo is fucking with Finn in that last fight. He knocks out Rey, then waltzes up to Finn swinging his saber around like "let's get this over with already, you fucking traitor." Then Finn pulls out Luke's saber, and he gets pissed off. Within the first 10 seconds of them fighting, he knocks Finn straight on his ass, hard. Then he walks away! He lets Finn get back up. He's more annoyed then anything. He's distracted by other things, wounded, the planet is about to explode. Finn is just a thorn in his side he has to deal with at this point. The dumb asshole who is ruining his day. He locks blades with him, then just starts torturing and taunting him by pushing the crossguard into Finn's shoulder, just cause he can. Finn gets out and swings wildly, catching Kylo in the shoulder and Kylo is like "alright, time to stop playing around." Immediately, next move he disarms Finn, sending Luke's saber flying through the air. Then he punches him in the face and slices his whole back up. Ends the fight in a matter of seconds when he wants to.
Lol it's pretty apparent even on the first view...which is why the fact he gets beaten by someone who just learned about the force a few hours ago all the more jarring.
This meme makes me laugh every time.
Oh and Ren could've easily shoulder dashed the fuck out of Rey when she was close to the edge of the cliff.
Oh and Ren could've easily shoulder dashed the fuck out of Rey when she was close to the edge of the cliff.
"You need a teacher. I can show you the ways of the force".
The mask and weapon sells tickets, the cross saber won't change (although the crystal inside it might). Pretty sure the mask will remain the same though, he'll just grab another one from his wardrobe!I hope in the next movie we see Kylo Ren wielding a more refined and professionally-made version of his unique lightsaber design.
The mask and weapon sells tickets, the cross saber won't change (although the crystal inside it might). Pretty sure the mask will remain the same though, he'll just grab another one from his wardrobe!
Didn't Rey destroy it in that final battle? or did she slash his hand or something just before she slashed his face?
Ooh guys trust me, I'm -the- Kylo defender here (it's basically my full time job at this point :lol). I meant that he could've easily trashed her, right there, but decided not to for multiple reasons (teaching, Snoke wanting her, etc).
So all these people bitching about Kylo getting "his ass beaten" seriously needs to shut the fuck up. Ever since day 1, I've had this discussion with people. People who seriously have no clue about anything.
Anyway, I put an order on all three "official" Kylo Ren weapons. Can't wait to do a detailed comparison. Expect me to flail around like an idiot with these weapons on Youtube :lol
I thought he left his mask on the bridge. He didn't have it in the forest (?).
He does not have his mask in the forest. You don't see him pick it up from the bridge after he drops it there.I thought he left his mask on the bridge. He didn't have it in the forest (?).
I'm hoping we don't have to wait a decade before we finally get a story that has no mentions of the Skywalkers, Solo, The Empire, Death Star or really anything from the OT
He does not have his mask in the forest. You don't see him pick it up from the bridge after he drops it there.
He will have it again next movie they will probably just ¯_(ツ_/¯ how he gets that back and gets off the planet.
Doesn't really matter, but he will (and should) have it. I doubt it will be new since his first one has some battle wear (unless they sell pre distressed masks at galactic hot topic).
- He got a new mask.
- Some janitor picked it up off the bridge
- He has a wardrobe full of identical masks
Take your pick.