This review is for the first of two CDs that Dskillz sent me: "Downward Spiral of Crime". As you would expect from such a title, it's filled with hateful ghetto music from those rapper types, swearing and fornicating across 15 tracks of pure filth. To wit:
1. Lonely People, by Talib Kweli - ok, the track is based off "Lonely People" by the Beatles, how Taleb didn't get sued into oblivion by EMI is beyond me, but whatever. The rhymes are tight, and I could listen to this song over and over again without getting sick of it. I gotta say though - the Beatles' original is my favourite Beatle track ever, so should I be angry that it's being plundered for sampling purposes, or grateful that a new generation is exposed to one of their best songs? Things like this keep me awake at night, staring at the ceiling in the dark while my child slumbers in the next room. 9/10
2. Overnight Celebrity, by Twista - great backing track, great delivery. Subject matter is kinda dry, Twista going on about some hot girl he wants to make a celebrity overnight, but man is it hilarious - "GIRL, LET ME BE YOUR MANAGER" is the "GIRL, LET ME TOUCH YOU" of the rap age. Funny shit, a completely disposable club song that's catchy and hell and won't stick with you once it's over. 6/10
3. Won't Catch Me Running, by Ras Kass - I like xylophones as much as the next cat, but this song left colder than a nun's pussy. So-so lyrics, uninteresting delivery, and the track didn't grab me at all. 4/10
4. Escape, by Pete Rock and CL Smooth - two of the best deliver again with a heavy track that encapsulates everything good about summertime. Seriously, the instrumental is banging and Pete Rock's lyrics are the capper. Not their best track ever (T.R.O.Y. forevah!), but definitely one of the better ones on this CD. 7/10
5. Poppin' Tags, by Jay Z, Big Boy, Twista, Killer Mike - uh...nothing's coming. Nothing memorable, anyways. 4/10
6. Music of the Business, by Ras Kass, Xzibit - AWESOME LYRICS. Crappy music track, but I'll forgive it because the subject matter is so fucking good. Breaking down the money trail. "Rich niggers only kick it with other black people with cheddar!" 8/10
7. What More Can I Say, by Jay Z - this wasn't on the CD listing, which threw me off at first - it's the Grey Album version, and my feelings on that are well known across this great land of ours. 9/10
8. No Feelings, by Kurrupt - "I'm hard! I'm a killer! You're going down! I wrote these lyrics while walking to the studio!" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 5/10
9. Anything Goes, by Ras Kass - money does make the world go around, doesn't it? Straight up in dissecting the way of the world, reporting at arm's length on an amoral setup. Thoroughly depressing in its accuracy. 7/10
10. They Don't Dance No Mo, by Goodie Mob - bouncy track, good lyrics, typical smooth GM delivery and the subject matter is all too real. Player hating? Idiot hating, more like. This song made me go pull out some of my older GM albums for the first time in a long time. 8/10
11. Rosa Parks (Sanford and Son Remix), by Outkast - I'm not completely sold on this track. I love Outkast's Rosa Parks, and I love Sanford and Son. But instead of "peanut butter and chocolate", I'm getting a "eggs and rollerskates" vibe instead with this mix. I guess after the Grey Album's masterful mixing, I've been spoiled. A shame, I really wanted to like this one more. 6/10
12. Down South, by Big Tymers - nice drum beat, the sample is straight from the Commodore 64's SID chip, and the lyrics are the usual "saying a lot of stuff without actually saying much at all". Catchy as HELL though - this track should come with a warning label or something, it's so addictive. Easily one of new favourite rap tracks, for the backing track alone...and now that I think about it, the lyrics aren't all that bad. Damn, I like this song a lot. 8/10
13. Feds in Town, by UGK - aaargh! So-so music. Shitty lyrics. Shitty drum kit. Shittier delivery! Take me home, Black Baby Jesus, I'm ready. 1/10
14. Benz or Beamer, by Outkast - I honestly don't know what to say about this song. It didn't stick with me at all, just like Poppin' Tags. 4/10
15. What a Nigga Know, by KMD - where do I know KMD from? Where where where...catchy song that starts out strong and falters in the middle...where is the main sample from? It's going to drive me nuts. Anyways, they could have done a lot more with this song, shame how it turned out. 6/10
16. Now I Feel Ya, by Scarface - now THIS is what I'm talking about. From way back with the Geto Boys up until the present day, Scarface has always had that edge to him that makes you feel like he's just sitting down conversing with you, and this song is no exception. His take on growing up and battling with his mother and stepfather while becoming a man is very affecting. Now that I'm a dad myself, the constant struggle to keep things on track while looking out for one's family is a theme I can identify with wholly. Finally clueing into what my folks tried to drum into my head growing up...great song and a great way to end the CD. 9/10
I'll do the 2nd CD and fart's CD later on.