Glass Fleet 6
"Brother. Is that you brother? Brother?" Maybe you would actually get somewhere with this guy if you actually called him by his name. Anybody wanna try that? Anyone?
Well, you're probably not for the moment, because, you see, it seems that this man has *duh duh ddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh* Amneeeeeeeeeeeeeesia. What a twist! This has to be the first time I've ever seen this brilliant plot device used before. My goodness, this show just jizzes originality.
"Yeah, it's probably packed with stuff." Brilliant deduction there, glasses wiener.
Was Vetti playing that damn harpsichord that whole time while Ralph was delivering his letter and bringing back the reply? What a dweeb. Oh, speaking of that reply, who the hell writes like that? That's a lot of words and prose to call the guy a clown and tell him to fuck off. It appears whatever "exceptional" education she received didn't teach her the wonders of brevity. Still, can't disagree with her ultimate message.
Vetti sounded like he was taking a giant dump when he had that attack.
"If he were my brother, he surely would have defended himself." Uhh...how? He doesn't have a sword or...anything really. What did he expect him to do? Catch his sword and ruin his hand? Hell if anything, I'd say the fact that he didn't even flinch when he pulled his sword out on him is a pretty good indication that he's Michel's brother. If he was just some normal guy, then he would have at least blinked. Oh, and I would like to know his name, if you wouldn't mind.
STOP LOSING YOUR FUCKING GLASSES, NERD!
"You seem to be in a bit of a rush. Going somewhere? I'm not expecting an answer, but I am expecting a fight." Dude....just...stop, please. You don't sound cool. You sound like an idiot. That wouldn't have even been all that terrible a line (though it certainly is bad) if the timing wasn't so fucking bad. He just rolls through those sentences.
How did Michel's butler get that suit of armor on so quickly? And how come his maid isn't going in with any armor protection, just her maid outfit? Wait...why am I even asking, I know the answer to that.
I'm still waiting on that name.
"The crest of the Royal Family has been stamped onto our ship." C'mon buddy, doesn't that alarm you just a little? That doesn't exactly happen every day. At least pretend that you give a shit.
...So let me get this straight, you have an episode where you have this whole deal with Michel's brother, and whether or not this guy on the freighter was him. Then he double crosses them and shows that he almost certainly is his brother and then he dies emotionally when Michel chooses to save Cleo instead of him...and not once did you ever think it was necessary or even appropriate to tell us his fucking name?! What the fuck is up with this piece of shit show?!
And I watched the ED for the first time, and saw that none other than Laura Bailey is voicing Michel. I don't know why they got her to do it, unless they really intend to go with the whole "Michel is a chick!" twist, in which case that would be the most hilariously obvious plot twist ever. Either that or they couldn't get anyone else even remotely competent on the show so they begged her to voice him.