I'm apparently just not very good at yanking chains.
If we were to look at my posting history, we'd find I'm a strong proponent of kickstarter, a strong proponent of indie projects generally, and a fan of complex strategy games. Also I am first and foremost a PC gamer.
Lastly, my general posting habits do not follow this model, so either I am inebriated (As you suggest, which is reasonable conjecture) or I'm simply being silly. And that silliness has come to a rather dismal end, without amusing anyone. I figured if anyone would get the joke, it would be a group like this one; picking on (for example) a Vita game felt like kicking a dog when it's down. This game and its general development seems to be pleasing in every regard to everyone involved.
I will only say that I model my investigative style after the late great journalist Stephen Colbert, may he rest in peace.