freethought
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Man, whoever at Fox was responsible for greenlighting Alien in an attempt to cash in on Star Wars was a fucking idiot.
I'm not saying it didn't work out well for everybody. But really, it's set in space. That's it. It'd be like greenlighting the 2001 script, which they absolutely would have done.
Christ, they did. Somebody gave Gene Roddenberry millions to do his 2001 remake featuring Captain Kirk and it was fucking terrible. They never let him near a movie again, but after Star Wars just get anything with a spaceship on the screen and I mean anything. Someone even gave Glen Larson money to make a mormon version of Star Wars.
But was it all worth it? I really don't know. I spent my childhood watching extended toy commercials thanks to George Lucas. George Lucas didn't retroactively rape my childhood, he poisoned it before I was ever born. It's a strange dichotomy. All of this was only possible because he made that one film and that's not why he made it. X Wings weren't designed to be toys, they were WWII fighter planes in space. Lightsabers weren't there to shift merchandise, they were futuristic katanas in his Sci-Fi Samurai film.
But the fucker leaned into it, no-one can deny that. Star Wars wasn't a film franchise for 15 years, it was just a merchandising empire.
I'm not saying it didn't work out well for everybody. But really, it's set in space. That's it. It'd be like greenlighting the 2001 script, which they absolutely would have done.
Christ, they did. Somebody gave Gene Roddenberry millions to do his 2001 remake featuring Captain Kirk and it was fucking terrible. They never let him near a movie again, but after Star Wars just get anything with a spaceship on the screen and I mean anything. Someone even gave Glen Larson money to make a mormon version of Star Wars.
But was it all worth it? I really don't know. I spent my childhood watching extended toy commercials thanks to George Lucas. George Lucas didn't retroactively rape my childhood, he poisoned it before I was ever born. It's a strange dichotomy. All of this was only possible because he made that one film and that's not why he made it. X Wings weren't designed to be toys, they were WWII fighter planes in space. Lightsabers weren't there to shift merchandise, they were futuristic katanas in his Sci-Fi Samurai film.
But the fucker leaned into it, no-one can deny that. Star Wars wasn't a film franchise for 15 years, it was just a merchandising empire.