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Star Wars IX Open Spoilers, Leaks, Trash Talk, etc. (***Warning SPOILERS***)

lifa-cobex

Member
Are people over in the US really that mentally retarded to loudly talk AND SHOUT during a movie? Holy shit man, you'd wish the guy from God Bless America would sit in that crowd
Tbf here in britbong land, a similar thing happened with my mate when he was watching it. Apparently someone said loudly " oh fucking hell" and everyone burst out laughing at the same scene.
 

Starfield

Member
Tbf here in britbong land, a similar thing happened with my mate when he was watching it. Apparently someone said loudly " oh fucking hell" and everyone burst out laughing at the same scene.
yeah but here in EUROPE if people would constantly shout and talk like that during a movie you can bet your ass the the nicest thing that'd happen is someone telling you to shut the fuck up.

If theres a comedy scene ofc people will be laughing but noone in their right mind should go "QOH ANAW DONT DO THAT AAHH HEWL HE DID EET" during a movie. You're not at home, you're in the theater you moron.
 
i just got back from watching this.. i have A LOT of problems with this movie. but right now, all i''m thinking is, i want to see george lucas story for 7 - 9.
 

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
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She's kinda hot too, it's like they went out of their way to make her unattractive in the movies. Especially with putting her in that potato sack in TLJ.

They should've let these babies fly free in the movies.
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I agree. She is really cute! RJ did her no favors... Especially that side quest to nowhere.
 

lifa-cobex

Member
yeah but here in EUROPE if people would constantly shout and talk like that during a movie you can bet your ass the the nicest thing that'd happen is someone telling you to shut the fuck up.

If theres a comedy scene ofc people will be laughing but noone in their right mind should go "QOH ANAW DONT DO THAT AAHH HEWL HE DID EET" during a movie. You're not at home, you're in the theater you moron.
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#Phonepunk#

Banned
Are people over in the US really that mentally retarded to loudly talk AND SHOUT during a movie? Holy shit man, you'd wish the guy from God Bless America would sit in that crowd
Must suck to be a European “sit down and be quiet there must be no talking!!” lol just sit there silently like miserable pricks. How’s that surveillance state working out for ya?
 
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royox

Member
Must suck to be a European “sit down and be quiet there must be no talking!!” lol just sit there silently like miserable pricks. How’s that surveillance state working out for ya?

That's how cinema is supposed to work. Sit silently and enjoy the movie in silence. Only times I've seen in my countly people reacting in a movie was during EndGame when Cap got the hammer and Return of the King after Theoden speech.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
LOL decorum I’m sorry if you want to watch a movie in a hermetically sealed chamber free of pesky other humans then watch it at home.

I’d imagine we would be seeing lots of videos like this given how godawful the ending of this is. Maybe the movie jumps the shark so much that ppl just dont care by the end
 
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Bluntman

Member
That's how cinema is supposed to work. Sit silently and enjoy the movie in silence. Only times I've seen in my countly people reacting in a movie was during EndGame when Cap got the hammer and Return of the King after Theoden speech.

Yeah. I mean until now I never thought in America people are constantly and loudly commenting and shouting on the film lol.

Jesus that video was so cringe to watch.

So uncivilised :(
 
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royox

Member
Decorum? Keeping quiet while a braindead heartless corporation destroys a saga that lasted 40 years and managed to survive the dumpster fire that were the prequels?
They must be thankful people didn't throw garbage at the screen.


In most cinemas, if you don't like the movie, before 30 minutes you can walk out of the movie and they will give you free tikets for any other movie. You can do that silently and without yelling like crazy in a room where other people tries to enjoy a movie they paid for.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
damn LOL have none of you read about the early days of cinema? people used to talk shit to the screen all the time. they were all day long affairs you'd sit through comics, you'd see some cartoons, a Flash Gordon serial, etc. people used to smoke in theaters, play games, etc. this is the roots of the SW genre LOL and yall chin stroking like this is high art

not saying it isn't rude but jesus get over yourselves. demanding people suffer through this trash in silence is unreasonable.
 
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Starfield

Member
damn LOL have none of you read about the early days of cinema? people used to talk shit to the screen all the time. they were all day long affairs you'd sit through comics, you'd see some cartoons, a Flash Gordon serial, etc. people used to smoke in theaters, play games, etc. this is the roots of the SW genre LOL and yall chin stroking like this is high art

not saying it isn't rude but jesus get over yourselves. demanding people suffer through this trash in silence is unreasonable.
Well it's confirmed now. You Americans are mentally challenged.

There's a difference between an awesome scene where people start clapping or shouting "yeah nice" and people going " OH HELL NAW DON DO IT DON SAY IT" NO NO NO NO NO. Fuck these people
 
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Punished Miku

Human Rights Subscription Service
Yeah. I mean until now I never thought in America people are constantly and loudly commenting and shouting on the film lol.

Jesus that video was so cringe to watch.

So uncivilised :(
Nobody does that in the US honestly. You would only see shit this bad on opening night for a max nerd movie.

If you think people might dress up in cosplay for the movie, then you might maybe get shit like this.
 
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longdi

Banned
What plot holes does TLJ have? Are you going to tell me about how we don't know Snoke's backstory? If you map out the story arcs in TLJ, they all make sense, because Rian Johnson actually has some sense about how to tell a story.

wut? RJ is as bland as they come by. Pretentious hack.

Sure TLJ could lead into an alternate EP9 where it is just nobody Rey killing Kylo, an invigorated Resistance beating TFO, and no need for another shadowy big bad.
But this sounds boring af.
Remember he already cemented the bad guys as hot headed/incompetent. He already let Rey rejecte the dark side.
Going any other directions will run into the same problem as Tros. Too much to cover in a final film.

Ep8 is bland.
Should i care about Rose sister sacrifice? Should i care about purple hair lady sacrifice? Luke sacrifice felt bland too.
Ep9 under RJ will be bland. At least Tros was power packed.

If you compared JJ and RJ Episodes, the energy level in JJ characters are way higher.
RJ characters portrayal were like going off some dead script. Besides RJ choice of acts in TLJ were no better - boring ass space chase, pointless casino plot, pointless rose, same plot holes banking on certain conditions to happen.

I guess you can say this is because RJ is a poor director, at least one who is not qualified to do those fancy schmancy meta-socio-political agenda what you can call thingies.
 
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buizel

Banned
damn LOL have none of you read about the early days of cinema? people used to talk shit to the screen all the time. they were all day long affairs you'd sit through comics, you'd see some cartoons, a Flash Gordon serial, etc. people used to smoke in theaters, play games, etc. this is the roots of the SW genre LOL and yall chin stroking like this is high art

not saying it isn't rude but jesus get over yourselves. demanding people suffer through this trash in silence is unreasonable.

im sure its an internet thing to go to both extremes. either COMPLETE SILENCE STONEFACED from the brits, or CONTINOUS WHOOPING AND CLAPPING from the yanks

as a brit who goes to cinema, people often talk and make noise. but they don't clap usually for 'CHEWIE WE'RE HOME' or whatever. our screening of rise of skywalker was so empty me and my buds smoked a fat joint behind the screen before the film started. would love to have smoked it during the show.

i remember the food and drink trolleys served at pokemon the first movie in '99.

anyway, people are different. some yanks will be quiet and stonefaced. and some brits can be obnoxiously loud/drunk during a screening. its whatever.

what was your cinema experience like phonepunk? we're people loud or what? curious.

for the record ive only been to a cinema once outside of UK, in Canada - and everyone was basically quiet.
 

royox

Member
Does Jennifer Hale's voice in the "jedi voices part" make Bastila canon? Also one of the Sith legions is called Revan...is there still hope for KOTOR and SWTOR to become canon? (Installing TOR again so I can beat Revan).
 

Bluntman

Member
Nobody does that in the US honestly. You would only see shit this bad on opening night for a max nerd movie.

If you think people might dress up in cosplay for the movie, then you might maybe get shit like this.

So nothing this bad, other times it's just simply bad?

What is even the point shouting at a fucking cinema screen?

Do they beat up the guy who operates the projector after because somehow that will change the movie or what?
 
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TheStruggler

Report me for trolling ND/TLoU2 threads
I hated this movie, it was the weakest of the three and the story along with throwing palpatine out of nowhere was god damn moronic. I thoroughly liked TLJ more
 
How about the entire movie could've been negated with a simple flanking manoeuvre, the oldest and most obvious military tactic, in the book?

That's not what a plot hole is, holy shit. Nevermind that they specifically tell you the Resistance ships are faster than the First Order ships.
 

MilkyJoe

Member
That's not what a plot hole is, holy shit. Nevermind that they specifically tell you the Resistance ships are faster than the First Order ships.

Yes it is, all the way through these movies every ship can use hyperspace, and you're given a nonsense one liner about the rebels being down to one hyperspace jump left (wtf) and despite not being in the same predicament, the FO fail to call in a fleet of Star Destroyers ahead of the rebels, or have some of the perusing Star Destroyers make a small jump and turn around ready to meet them.

If Rey knowing the exact location of the dreadnought, coming out of hyperspace, escape pod out, back into hyperspace, then HOW can the FO not do this during the persuit? That's a plot hole.

As is how the fuck did Rey get back onto the falcon for the battle of crait?

Plot hole = "In fiction, a plot hole, plothole or plot error is a gap or inconsistency in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic established by the story's plot. Such inconsistencies include such things as illogical, unlikely or impossible or events, and statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline."
 

Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
yeah but here in EUROPE if people would constantly shout and talk like that during a movie you can bet your ass the the nicest thing that'd happen is someone telling you to shut the fuck up.

If theres a comedy scene ofc people will be laughing but noone in their right mind should go "QOH ANAW DONT DO THAT AAHH HEWL HE DID EET" during a movie. You're not at home, you're in the theater you moron.
I'm American and I've never been in theater where people behave like this, especially for a big movie. Cheering and clapping, yes, but not people yelling out swear words and whatnot. The screen looks kind of small so this could be a private screening or it's just a rare case of idiot teens.

My showing was oddly silent in fact. Infinity War and Endgame people were cheering and gasping (esp at the end of Infinity War) but no laughing or cheers for Rise of Skywalker.
 
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Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Does Jennifer Hale's voice in the "jedi voices part" make Bastila canon? Also one of the Sith legions is called Revan...is there still hope for KOTOR and SWTOR to become canon? (Installing TOR again so I can beat Revan).
I posted earlier in this thread about that.

The ROS Visual Dictionary mentions Darth Revan and other EU Sith. Mike Zeroh did a video on it and believes this is a strong hint Disney is going forward with a KOTOR movie.
 

VertigoOA

Banned
There’s no doubt they’re doing KOTOR. Disney is playing it safe still. They’re done with milking the original trilogy. People are getting their Boba Fett series in some way, prequel fans get Obi Wan with Ewan McGregor.

And the piece of Star Wars as beloved as Empire Strikes Back IS KOTOR.

The basic list of fanboy dream movies of Star Wars stuff they want will happen more or less.

Before KOTOR came about the most desired Star Wars spin-off was a Rogue Squadron ala top gun perhaps. Ahh the 90s...
 
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VertigoOA

Banned
Pretty sure Ghost Ben Solo will able to have coitus with Rey.

If force ghosts can now interact with the physical plane, and you know... since Rey and him could teleport matter...

Seems totally plausible.
 

#Phonepunk#

Banned
Lol wait a second....

Palpatine literally wants Rey to kill him.

she does kill him...

so palpatine wins?
i am glad to see all this discussion before seeing the movie, it really sets an expectation level.

curious to see what the end result of Rey's introduction to the SW universe is. at this point it almost feels like she has done nothing but bring death and destruction to everyone. so yea Palp wins!
Pretty sure Ghost Ben Solo will able to have coitus with Rey.

If force ghosts can now interact with the physical plane, and you know... since Rey and him could teleport matter...

Seems totally plausible.
oh yeah TNG style
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VertigoOA

Banned
Oh there’s a bunch of nonsense in it.

Palpatine raises a massive fleet of star destroyers out of the ground. That are now all suddenly operational and manned. By whom? Sith Loyalists? Millions of them? From where. Are they all clones? Are they all mudmen made out clay? Zombies?

The opening crawl is ridiculous too... Palpatine is Alice because he sent a message over Star Wars Twitter...


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still manages to be far more enjoyable than TLJ....
 
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Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Oh there’s a bunch of nonsense in it.

Palpatine raises a massive fleet of star destroyers out of the ground. That are now all suddenly operational and manned. By whom? Sith Loyalists? Millions of them? From where. Are they all clones? Are they all mudmen made out clay? Zombies?


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At first I thought they were the Sith spirits but they're cultists or loyalists like you said.

There is some kind of Sith creature native to the world called The Relic so it's likely them. They're the one's maintaining Palpatine and the clone tanks.
 
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