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Star Wars: Skeleton Crew premieres December 3rd on Disney+

Ironbunny

Member
Watched the first two episodes. It was surprisingly fun adventure. First show since Andor that didnt feel like its filmed in cubicle. Effects and sets are really good and it is in all very much goonies like. Nothing in it really bothered me and happy to see more.
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Watched the first two episodes. It was surprisingly fun adventure. First show since Andor that didnt feel like its filmed in cubicle. Effects and sets are really good and it is in all very much goonies like. Nothing in it really bothered me and happy to see more.
I’m watching the episodes again tonight. Was tired when I watched them last night.

I haven’t bought any of the other series they’ve released on disc, but I want the steel book of this.
 

Doom85

Member
Ephialtes was a real historical figure who betrayed the Spartans. Of course, 300 is a fantasy adaptation of history, but it would not be in character for the Spartans to be polite with someone like that. They are famously laconic hardasses who only respect strength. A weak, incapable man would not deserve to fight alongside them.

Fair enough (though I have heard the movie, or rather the original comic, gets some notable cultural details wrong), you just think the main character (or any of the others who heard the exchange) would be smart enough to realize the guy who is now screaming at him in fury MIGHT reveal to the enemy the path that can lead to the 300 soldiers’ downfall. Like, they’re hardasses, but they’re not dumbasses given the thought they put into their strategies, so one would think they would consider, “guy tells us about secret path that could greatly aid our enemy if discovered” and “same guy is now screaming at us in anger” and put two and two together.

Like, I feel if Ephialtes had just been shown with an absolutely furious expression on his face but didn’t actually yell out, and everyone else had already turned their back before seeing his anger displayed, it would fully justify the Spartan soldiers never considering the possibility he would betray them.

But again, I assume this was mostly present in the comic as I’ve heard the movie is mostly faithful to it, so this isn’t even the fault of the movie script or Snyder. Like, when he did majorly change a comic detail in an otherwise faithful adaptation, he altered the source of the massive detonation in Watchmen, which even as someone who loves the comic, I thought the change worked fine for the movie version, but lord did some readers of the comic proceed to nitpick every detail about that change and how it logically wouldn’t work.

And I’m not one to actually let minor details like this affect my opinion of a film’s overall quality. As I said, 300 is great in my book, probably tied with Man of Steel as my second favorite Snyder film (his Dawn of the Dead remake being #1, really solid remake though I do prefer the original). Honestly, I feel people these days do focus too much on such details, and forget that certain popular “critic” personalities online who do so usually make it clear they’re playing a character or doing a bit and this is not how they recommend people watch movies, like CinemaSins in particular has said a few times that their videos are primarily for fun but not how people should watch movies themselves.
 

Ironbunny

Member
I’m watching the episodes again tonight. Was tired when I watched them last night.

I haven’t bought any of the other series they’ve released on disc, but I want the steel book of this.

They could really make some lost treasure kind of special edition sets for this. I can see this becoming goonies for todays kids. Hope it keeps up.
 

Doom85

Member
As good as the first two episodes are, the reviewers say the third (the second Lowery episode) is where it really finds its footing and gets great.

I had this comment in the corner of my eye, and before I was able to turn my head to fully see it, I “saw” the words “Lovecraft episode” and several milliseconds of my brain proceeded to marathon rapid emotions in this order:

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Then I read the comment properly and I returned to reality. I now have a headache. :(

Seriously though, going that hard in a horror direction for this particular series based on episode one (and I assume two once I watch it) would feel like too abrupt a tone shift for me personally. But I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to a separate series, set in some remote part of the galaxy or maybe one of the neighboring uncharted galaxies, exploring a Lovecraftian feel.
 

Dev1lXYZ

Member
I was content with not watching this show. But the Captain EO possible connections have me intrigued. I didn’t get to see it until I was an adult with my kids. It was in some dank old theater at Epcot missing just about every special effect present in the original, but it was worth seeing.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
I had this comment in the corner of my eye, and before I was able to turn my head to fully see it, I “saw” the words “Lovecraft episode” and several milliseconds of my brain proceeded to marathon rapid emotions in this order:

Seriously though, going that hard in a horror direction for this particular series based on episode one (and I assume two once I watch it) would feel like too abrupt a tone shift for me personally. But I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to a separate series, set in some remote part of the galaxy or maybe one of the neighboring uncharted galaxies, exploring a Lovecraftian feel.
We did a little taste of it with the space octopus thing in Solo. Not to mention the asteroid worm thing in Empire. All these things need is some intelligence, go kill a few of those warp whales from Ahsoka, and we gots some legit space monster battles!

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John Marston

GAF's very own treasure goblin
As good as the first two episodes are, the reviewers say the third (the second Lowery episode) is where it really finds its footing and gets great.
I was about to quit thinking this wasn't really for me but I'll give it another chance then.
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Ok hear me out.

At Attin being a Great Work of the High Republic is the Star Wars version of Walt Disney’s original concept of EPCOT.

An ideal Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow in the Star Wars galaxy isolated for centuries from the rest of the universe.
 

Miyazaki’s Slave

Gold Member
Fuzzball is literally in the second episode. So that’s one character from EO in the show. George Lucas wrote and produced EO (and Coppola directed it).

At some point after the Sequel Trilogy, Wim and Neel get their own ship and set out to save the galaxy with music!
They save the galaxy..:WITH DANCE!!
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
Damn, that was some good shit! Son was dubious but by the end of e2 he was 1000% on board. Mostly for one eyed Jac.....er SM-33.

The Captain Eo easter eggs were great. The kids did a surprisingly good job with the classic archtypes of The Dreamer, The Rebel, The Techie, and The Conformist. Tough chick is saved from being a girl boss by having the visor girl admonish her for being so mean. Nice seeing so many Cantina aliens.

A bit of a hard time imagining AT Allia or whatever its called bieng totally cut off for hundreds (thousands) of years but all these alien races still existing. We got blue greedo, red greedo, green furry, hammerhead, on and on. Though it seems like the droids actually control everything so its kinda like a zoo, or maybe an ark?
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
A bit of a hard time imagining AT Allia or whatever its called bieng totally cut off for hundreds (thousands) of years but all these alien races still existing. We got blue greedo, red greedo, green furry, hammerhead, on and on. Though it seems like the droids actually control everything so its kinda like a zoo, or maybe an ark?

Hundreds of years. The planet was setup by the High Republic and then lost when the High Republic came to an end. They still think the Republic exists so they’ve been completely cut off.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
Hundreds of years. The planet was setup by the High Republic and then lost when the High Republic came to an end. They still think the Republic exists so they’ve been completely cut off.
So what are they a treasure planet of? Tech? Stacks of old fashioned credits? Getting vibes of WH40k and Battletech of machine worlds with lost tech to be plundered :p
 

Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
There's a Captain EO connection? I saw that as a kid in Disneyland and absolutely loved it.
 

Krathoon

Member
We need a Captain EO sequel with his son or something.

I watched Captain EO in 3D in VR a while back.

I missed it when it was at Epcot.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
We need a Captain EO sequel with his son or something.

I watched Captain EO in 3D in VR a while back.

I missed it when it was at Epcot.
Ah, cool, I'l have to look for that. Was it a 3D youtube video or on some app?

Watched Captain Eo off a very low res youtube stream last night. Yup, it's as hokey as I remember but still fun. Saw it many times at Epcot, both OG run and when they brought it back for a stretch.
 

Krathoon

Member
Ah, cool, I'l have to look for that. Was it a 3D youtube video or on some app?

Watched Captain Eo off a very low res youtube stream last night. Yup, it's as hokey as I remember but still fun. Saw it many times at Epcot, both OG run and when they brought it back for a stretch.
Yeah. It was a 3D YouTube video. Some guy made one and posted it.

There is a tool to rip the video off of YouTube, but I probably should not post a link to it.
 

Trunx81

Member
It’s actually not that bad. Episodes a bit on the short side, like all the Star Wars ones. Good production values as well, although the ship in the first scene didn’t look as good as Leias ship in 1977 …
 

Trilobit

Member
The first two episodes were surprisingly good. Not good in the traditional sense, but good for a Disney Star Wars show. I'm actually interested in seeing the next episodes, something I can't say I felt any time about The Acolyte. I hope Jude Law's character is interesting with some edge to him.

Edit: I don't remember why, but I got the feeling that At Attin has something dark and sinister in the background. The fervor with which they want to keep the planet hidden seems weird.
 
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watched the first episode.
Wonder if they had a lower budget or just production issues, the cgi/compositing is inconsistent; fern riding around on the speeder looked great, but the ship boarding at the start looked pretty wack, almost as if an entirely different team worked on it on the quick.

Didn't know what this show as about since I don't really watch trailers or previews for anything, but it seems to be in the vein of one of those 80s kids adventure movies, but set in star wars? Could turn out to be pretty cool, first episode was decent enough
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
watched the first episode.
Wonder if they had a lower budget or just production issues, the cgi/compositing is inconsistent; fern riding around on the speeder looked great, but the ship boarding at the start looked pretty wack, almost as if an entirely different team worked on it on the quick.

Didn't know what this show as about since I don't really watch trailers or previews for anything, but it seems to be in the vein of one of those 80s kids adventure movies, but set in star wars? Could turn out to be pretty cool, first episode was decent enough
It's straight up a show that you would get if you asked Chat GPT "write me a star wars script by Steven Spielberg circa 1986". They even copy a few scenes straight from stuff like The Goonies.

Visually I thought it looked pretty good, that ship set felt nice and tactile, I think almost everything in it was real. The pirate base had a density and worn look that was cool as well. That wolf guy is really well done, whatever mix of CG and prosthetics they are using for the aliens is fantastic.

Edit: I don't remember why, but I got the feeling that At Attin has something dark and sinister in the background. The fervor with which they want to keep the planet hidden seems weird.
It's most DEFINITELY a dystopian place. Those robots are totally running the show and the emphasis on "being an analyst" seems like it is a 'make work' job for all the organic beings to have while the droids do all the real work.

I suspect the end of the show will have the kids deciding whether or not to turn off the "control" of the planet, probably in the face of a big raiding pirate force.
 

Mossybrew

Banned
So I was not expecting to like this but Im digging it. The vibe is unlike anything SW has ever done and it kinda just works oddly enough. It helps that the kids are doing a pretty good job, they arent annoying for starters.
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Once again the review bombers aren't watching the show:
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Don't worry the woke is coming, so you'll get your outrage:
One of the girls has two moms.
 
Was actually looking forward to this but the boss chick in it is actually kind of annoying. She just overrides everyone else, she doesn't have an attitude she just takes control of everything and other characters don't have a time to shine.

Hollow vacuum cast. Kinda sad really, no balance.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
Was actually looking forward to this but the boss chick in it is actually kind of annoying. She just overrides everyone else, she doesn't have an attitude she just takes control of everything and other characters don't have a time to shine.

Hollow vacuum cast. Kinda sad really, no balance.
I think she is a few years older, so it sorta fits. And she does get called out on her attitude.

But yeah, she seems awfully tough standing up to giant wolfheaded aliens, hopefully there is more to it. I'm kinda leaning on these folk all being genetically "pre-determined" for various things and maybe she is born to be a soldier but we'll see.
 

NickFire

Member
Anyone watching this with their kids. Mine have lost interest in SW shows by and large, but if it’s exciting I bet my little one would watch with me. Being a goonies like movie is not a negative to me if the show is otherwise normal (not preachy).
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
Anyone watching this with their kids. Mine have lost interest in SW shows by and large, but if it’s exciting I bet my little one would watch with me. Being a goonies like movie is not a negative to me if the show is otherwise normal (not preachy).
My 11 yo jumped in HARD with this show. My 8 yo is a little hit or miss with any tv but my older one wouldn't watch any SW other than Bad Batch and mando and this one got him hook, line, and sinker 'cause it is full of cool droids and aliens. No preach in the first 2 eps.
 

BigBeauford

Member
Anyone watching this with their kids. Mine have lost interest in SW shows by and large, but if it’s exciting I bet my little one would watch with me. Being a goonies like movie is not a negative to me if the show is otherwise normal (not preachy).
Our whole family watched (9 yo girl and 7 yo boy) and loved it. Everyone groaned hard at the cliff hanger. It's nice to have a show to watch as a family again!
 

Kraz

Member
Once again the review bombers aren't watching the show:
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Don't worry the woke is coming, so you'll get your outrage:
One of the girls has two moms.
A Pakled lol It suits. They're still mad about Janeway.

It was funny seeing the review bombers fail hard with Agatha. And they tried so hard. They'll fail with this show, too.
Since the show isn't woke in the definition of preachy, but woke as defined by offensive to the cadre of full-throated anti-lgbtq zealots.
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
Watching last night that is what I thought. This is treasure Island.
Huh, may as well lift from the best. Could use more english classics as a basis for adaptation.

I'm still hoping for Black Sails to get the gang back together for a nice TI adaptation. Question is, do you add women to it just for the nudity or does it stay a stag show aiming for a younger audience?
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Huh, may as well lift from the best. Could use more english classics as a basis for adaptation.

I'm still hoping for Black Sails to get the gang back together for a nice TI adaptation. Question is, do you add women to it just for the nudity or does it stay a stag show aiming for a younger audience?

Ya it would actually be worthwhile to adopt some classics and put them in a Star Wars setting.
 
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