So after salivating for a month to finally get my hands on a key... last night was the worst in my tale of cock-teasing woes and green eyed jealousy.
Saturday evening a friend taunted me with tales of a key obtained... saying I would have it shortly. 2 days never seemed so long as I finally received my key Monday morning (I'm thankful... don't get me wrong! My buddy is amazing at these things).
The real problems occurred with my being unable to play the damn thing after trying so diligently for HOURS. I use a Mac. You may say that is my first issue but, believe me, I've never had a true issue with gaming due to the fact that I run Intel. It just so happens that my copy of Windows went bad on my machine... my Superdrive burnt out... and I was unable to re-install windows. Not to mention that external optical drives aren't "allowed" for reinstalling Windows... nor are partitioning external Drives in the hopes of running Windows from there.
But I digress...
So I turned to old faithful... a PC I gamed on as a young lad. The only problem with this PC is the fact that it's from 2002... uses an AGP video card (The Ti4600 of YORE!)....... and that card is burnt out. Memory is low on it... the Processor BARELY meets the minimum reqs.... and well... I was told multiple times it wasn't even worth buying shit for because it's so out of date.
That's after visiting a few stores to find out just how fucked my machine really is...
...but I digress.
Now I am blessed with other PCs in my home. Some 2-year-old Dells that I purchased knowing that I'd never game on them. But now I *needed* to. So... you know... I "quickly" install SC2 on that rig (took about 3 hours between DLing and Installing)... and I finally get to the LOAD SCREEN!!! My heart is finally calming as I type in my user name.... my password.... it loads........... and then crashes. And then crashes again. And then crashes again.
Such a cock tease.
So today I'll be updating the PC I swore I would never be gaming on. But at least there is light at the end of the tunnel. My hands are shaking, however, like an addict missing out on his fix. I've watched too many vids.... listened to too many stories. I want to witness the map hacking, observer only, Copper fielding GOODNESS of the GAF crowd.
I'll join you soon, fellow GAFers....... if my machines don't kill me first