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Less than an hour until disappointment of not getting a Steam Box
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Less than an hour until disappointment of not getting a Steam Box
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Oh these Juniors....
Come for the 60fps trailer, stay for the awkward community screenshots.
Come for the 60fps trailer, stay for the awkward community screenshots.
I hope to whomever gets a steam box is clever enough to sell it, your'e going to earn big bucks.
But wait; theres a single-player Survival Mode, and its worth the gold doubloons you earn through menial labor by itself. It really, really is.
Imagine a western samurai movie, with cinematic widescreen black bars top and bottom, narrowing the view to focus on the horizon. Theres epic guitar noodling over a dusty desert thats lit by a red dusk creeping down in the background. Thats your stage.
Now for the duelists. Each armed with the acrobatic skills of an experienced circus act, a Bushido warrior with a blade that cuts through flesh, as if it coats nothing but hot air, and a gun that blasts golden bullets that melt the skin as they sear through.
These are all details imagined in my mind as I play the pixel-heavy Samurai Gunn, chopping down multiple foes at a time, trying to reach a specific kill count with the limited lives Ive been granted. Its not a power trip, though. Its a measure of skill in which a single mis-timed swing of my sword can result in my gore splattered against the wall, left to stain, a permanent reminder of my earlier failing. The brutal nature and seemingly smart moves of the AI make it a challenge worthy of your time.
You only have a few bullets to play around with during each life, and theyre slower moving than youd expect, allowing the enemy to dodge, should they have a keen sense. Not only that, but in Samurai Gunn, shooting a bullet can be more deadly to yourself than your opponent. They can hit it straight back at you with their sword if theyre on the ball. Then its your turn to react. You jump, swing, clash swords, shoot bullets vertically and pop through the passages to the sides of the screen to confuse your opponent with screenwrap travel.
Each time you get a kill, those cinematic widescreen bars invade the screen, highlighting the moment. The last kill is the best as it zooms in on the messy scene, going so slowly its almost paused so that you can take in glory or defeat.
Theres more arenas available to play in than Ive deemed worth bothering to count. They come in different themes; some conceal spikes in the floor, while others let you travel upside down along a green cloud across the ceiling. Once youve beat the first level in each arena, you can then go on to the next one, in which you need more kills and will have multiple opponents coming at you at once. Its a test of patience, timing and reactions.
This is just the Survival Mode, which can be played by yourself and with up to three friends. Use keyboard or controllers; its up to you. And if you do have people around, jump into the Versus Mode to strike down each other.
Samurai Gunn is a smoking gun, a blood-stained sword, the quick feet of a trained warrior out to kill. Its a local multiplayer survival game that feels lush in its violence. I love it. Im a slave to hitting replay. The single-player may sound limited, but its far from, especially if youre a fan of fast swordplay and reading the moves of your opponents in order to outwit them.
And what will you do when Valve asks for your input?
No, I am from a green and pleasant land bereft of killer spiders.
Come for the 60fps trailer, stay for the awkward community screenshots.
I don't know know anything about programming, sorry can't help you.
I don't know know anything about programming, sorry can't help you.
3. If You are selected as a participant in the Beta Program, Valve will make the Beta Products available to You as part of the Beta Program. The Beta Products will remain the property of Valve, and We may require You to return the Beta Products to Us upon request at Our expense (for example, without limitation, if such return is required to comply with regulatory restrictions, or if we feel it would be useful for us to examine the Beta Products to confirm or reproduce defect or errors that You identify). For this reason, the Beta Products are not for resale.
What paradise is this?
Come for the 60fps trailer, stay for the awkward community screenshots.
Where are the women though?
:3
What paradise is this?
The UK. We have chavs though, who are arguably worse than killer spiders.
I can only assume that part of the "survival" aspect of the game is that you have to fight off a lot of nude men.
My phone rumbled, telling me that I got an email.
It was for the freakin' Indie Royale Strike Suit Zero Sale.
you think that's bad?? i got an email from the steam store telling mei sold a damn card for 15 cents
At least you got money...
true. only 5,000 more sales like that and i can just buy a steam box. well actually you probably won't be able to buy one with wallet funds..
true. only 5,000 more sales like that and i can just buy a steam box. well actually you probably won't be able to buy one with wallet funds..
true. only 5,000 more sales like that and i can just buy a steam box. well actually you probably won't be able to buy one with wallet funds..
New Humble Store deals.
- Samurai Gunn 12$
- The Novelist 15$
- Forced 10.5$
- Fotonica 3$
The deals for Mirrormoon EP and Retro City Rampage are also still active.
And now, talking about US only Steam Machine.
I guess I need to build a rig all by myself. I haven't done that since 90s/early 2000s, so I'm sure stuff has changed meanwhile. Probably gonna break the CPU first thing.
Anyone knows if there's a PCPartPicker alternative for EU people?
Eh, it's really hard to crack a CPU these days when installing it.
Not like 10 years ago. You'll be fine.
Hopefully someone here gets one. That would be second best to not personally getting one.
I'm actually legitimately pissed off that this fucking guy got one.
Guess I have to start building. Anyone know of a case that looks like the one Valve is shipping out?
I'm actually legitimately pissed off that this fucking guy got one.
Guess I have to start building. Anyone know of a case that looks like the one Valve is shipping out?
It's more like jealousyWhy are you pissed?
its been a damn month since he even played a game! i mean, us steam collectors aren't widely known for actually playing games, but still a whole month?
its been a damn month since he even played a game! i mean, us steam collectors aren't widely known for actually playing games, but still a whole month?
Hopefully someone here gets one. That would be second best to not personally getting one.
Looks like the trick to getting in was not buying steam games and not playing them.
If Valve was smart they should have smuggled one of the Steam Machines to my house, then I could stress test it in the stupid Summer temperatures. xD