Stumpokapow
listen to the mad man
Also, this was a year ago, but I did finally get around to playing Fortix 2:
Let it not be said that I take freebies just for the sake of +1'ing my library. I ended up finishing the game and enjoyed it (oh but those black dragons are rage-inducing...). The game has some minor similiarities to that Jezzball game that came with some versions of Windows 95 (or 98).
Your reputation as a gentleman is intact.
I have a surprise for you. On the main title screen, rapidly rub your mouse over the bird on the big sword, over and over again. Just harass the crap out of it. Keep going. Trust me.