No, but really guys: wouldn't it be amazing to be a part of something bigger than yourself? Something that would transcend the barriers of this mortal coil and cast your very being out to the universe in a proud exclamation of the compassion of humanity?
To say to the passage of time, "No, I will not go unknown. I will not lay quietly, my back against the crushing, looming darkness of eternity. No, I will turn and face the future. I will stare into the void if only to say that I am of the few who are really alive. I will enter that M&M credit promotion and give my code to Morningbus so that he may reduce his bill to a negative number. I will do this because I am alive!"
Now is our time, my friends.