Jawmuncher, since we were talking about this earlier, I just wanted to show you that Visual Novel Reader, doesn't actually do that bad of a job:
While this is definitely not perfect English, it's still much better than you would get out of Google translate. It uses different machine translation software to translate VNs. I currently have it set to use ATLAS and Bing translate (surprisingly it's often pretty good). You can click on the Japanese characters, and there will be a little pop-up showing what that character means. In the screen the top text is obviously Japanese, the next line is from ATLAS, and the last line is from Bing.
The nice thing about Visual Novel Reader is that if you make an account you can contribute community translations, and if someone was nice enough to translate that line you will see it (it's not always in Japanese though--I saw some Spanish translations too, but Spanish to English translations generally are better than Japanese to English, so when I put them into Google Translate, the sentences actually translate fairly well).
I don't want to spam the thread with this information, so in case you want more info there's a guide on the Visual Novel subreddit.
Edit: Sorry if the image is too large. I'm going to resize the image.
While this is definitely not perfect English, it's still much better than you would get out of Google translate. It uses different machine translation software to translate VNs. I currently have it set to use ATLAS and Bing translate (surprisingly it's often pretty good). You can click on the Japanese characters, and there will be a little pop-up showing what that character means. In the screen the top text is obviously Japanese, the next line is from ATLAS, and the last line is from Bing.
The nice thing about Visual Novel Reader is that if you make an account you can contribute community translations, and if someone was nice enough to translate that line you will see it (it's not always in Japanese though--I saw some Spanish translations too, but Spanish to English translations generally are better than Japanese to English, so when I put them into Google Translate, the sentences actually translate fairly well).
I don't want to spam the thread with this information, so in case you want more info there's a guide on the Visual Novel subreddit.
Edit: Sorry if the image is too large. I'm going to resize the image.