It's weird that people bring up Serious Sam like it hurts me.
I've played them and I'm still here. Serious Sam can't do anything to me anymore.
But the children, though. I'm worried about the child who starts up Serious Sam thinking that it's a classic throwback to the games his parents grew up on only to find an ugly, uninteresting game with terrible level design.
That child will lose all respect for his parents immediately, setting him on a life long path of drug addiction and anonymous unprotected sex with uncaring strangers,
We'll look back at this generation of lost souls and wonder how we could have ever let them succumb to the Croteam (Croatia's Terrible Scam).