NightmareTrigger
Banned
that's not how i remember the limerick going
This is how I remember it.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose rod was so long that he could get ball-deep up in that
And then he'd be, like, in it, and she'd be like,
'Oh baby, that's my spot, that's my spot. Keep going, no don't stop, baby, that's my spot -- careful, I'm ovulating,' and he's like 'No, it's OK, I use the rhythm method.'
And then he shot his junk.