NeoGAF console warrior troll algorithm:
Code:
while (being_banned == false)
thread.start(subforum.GAMING, 'New to PC gaming, help!')
post.op("Hi guys, I've just switched from consoles to PC, please give some exclusive game suggestions, as I am curious what exactly is available here")
for each (post.new == true)
if (post.new contains 'strategy')
post.reply.dismiss("Not interested in strategy games, they are too much like work, I want to have fun")
if (post.new contains 'manager')
post.reply.dismiss("I use Excel at work, also those are not really playable with a gamepad")
if (post.new contains 'RPG')
post.reply.dismiss("I prefer Japanese RPGs, Western games have isometric perspective which is a major turn off for me. Are there any on PCs? Sorry, I've already played Dark Souls on console)
if (post.new contains 'FPS')
post.reply.dismiss("I don't like playing with KB+M, this gives me cramps. Also, I heard PC gamers are cheaters and the games are full of aimbots. Not interested, sorry")
if (post.new contains 'indie'
post.reply.dismiss("Sorry, not interested in indie games, I just want AAA games")
thread.conclude("Well, guys, seems there's just not much to this whole PC gaming, is there. Such a pity, I was so set on giving it a try...")