So you guys were joking about Dark Souls being good, right?
I mean, I'm sure it gets good eventually, and sure, I'm willing to overlook a game that's a little unpolished here and there, but come on now.
First off, we once again have the good old "broken button prompt" issue that seems to be plaguing more and more games recently. I can almost excuse it in some little indie release, but from what I understood, Dark Souls is kind of a big deal, and it's absolutely inexcusable to have the prompts on the screen not actually gel with the actual keybindings. I was able to fudge my way through the unnecessarily clunky menus for character creation and get to the actual game.
Opening cinematic looks interesting. Some decent monster designs here, so I'm looking forward to whatever's next.
I'm in a jail cell, some dude drops in a corpse, and we're off to the races.
Except...we're not.
So I walk up to the corpse, prompt says "A: Loot".
No, Dark Souls, "A" makes me walk to the left.
I soon figure out that a left-click will loot the corpse. Ok, so A="Left Click", fine. I'm quickly losing my patience but am willing to perservere. I pick up a key, yet now I'm stuck with an "A: OK" prompt on the screen that won't go away. Left clicking is now making me punch wildly in the cell. I'm also getting "Y: Toggle" every so often, but pressing the Y key doesn't seem to do anything at all. I can still move around, so I guess I'll just have a constant "A: OK" in the middle of my screen. Patience continues to wane, but we'll move on. I've got a key, so on to the door!
I walk up to the door, I now get "A: Open". Left-Clicking doesn't do anything but punch. Right-clicking also punches, but differently.
The door remains closed.
At this point, I figure "Ok, I'll just hit Esc and check the actual key bindings".
But Esc does nothing. As far as I can tell, there's no way to quit out of the game aside from Alt-F4ing
I eventually, through systematically hitting every key on the keyboard, find that Q opens the door. I punch my way past the zombies or whatever in the hallway, and when the game starts telling me to "B+Left Stick" to dash, it dawns on me that they left in the button prompts from the console version?!
Now, it's not like I'm against consoles or anything, but come on. Not even bothering to even change the in-game text to reflect the system its on is just terrible.
I guess I'm off to see if there's some fix floating around that fixes things, since there's no way I'm going to sit here and try to learn a game that won't even let me reference the key bindings in-game (of course, if there's a way to do so, I'm all ears). Otherwise this just could be my first Steam Refund.