Why do cops talk like this:
"The officer on scene proceeded to surveil the potential suspect by vehicle at a safe rate of speed to the potential suspect's place of residence."
Or:
"The patrol officer followed the suspect home."
"When the officer arrived at the victim's place of residence, the victim showed no signs consistent with life and was pronounced dead after the coroner was called on scene."
Or:
"The victim was dead."
"Sir, I am going to ask you to please extricate yourself from your vehicle."
Or:
"Step out of the car, please."
"Sir? Sir? Sir? I am asking to ascertain your potential state in which I believe you have a sufficient level of inebriation which is not beneficial to releasing you to your own recognizance."
Or:
"Sir, are you drunk?"