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[Jex]

Indeed. That is going on the list.

Warning: Angel Cop gets kind of boring in the middle, but the highs are pretty high.

 

[Instro]

Me too! I am your new disciple, after all!

Cosmicroll? Are you going to change your avatar to some action thing? So many questions!

 

[Novid]

Twilight was written to teach girls about the importance of abstinence before marriage, I think.

Of course, after marriage you can let your vampire husband ravage you to the point of injury and unconsciousness and leave you pregnant with a psychic demon baby.

Evidently, the true moral of Twilight is to vow celibacy.

So in other words: Terrible juvenile fiction, about vampires, main character has their choice of supernatural mates and they're all horribad, there is a direct link for the target market between reading it and never having sex, readers masturbate over it way too much.

You know, for some reason, I'm pretty sure there was an anime JUST LIKE THIS two, maybe three years ago. But I can't quite place the title.

Twilight was a 4 book series about a girl deciding if she's a furry or a necrophiliac.

Well, you certainly don't want to have a psychic demon baby out of wedlock and end up with the father as a deadbeat, now do you?

Thank you, Thank you anime gaf. I keep telling folks again, and again that this Meyer is a hack writer who says wasnt infuenced by any sort of Japanese (or Orental) works but we know she is the big fat lier she always was.

 

[Mandoric]

i get the idea, but i felt that maybe there was a honest concrete word for it.

Not saying that doga doesn't mean "animation", but it hasn't meant "cartoons" in a loooong long time. ... If you get the nuance?

 

[DrForester]

Twilight is comedy gold.

Mustache dad approves.

 

[madp]

Cosmicroll? Are you going to change your avatar to some action thing? So many questions!

I prefer duckblizzard, personally.

 

[Jex]

I've heard so many shit dubs I automatically go sub and unfairly don't give dubs a chance wether they turn out good or not.

Although it is unfairly harder for me to hear "bad" Japaneese VA, unless they're distinctly awful in a special way like Chiaki Omigawa.

How can you write such lies without your keyboard catching fire?

 

[Novid]

Twilight is comedy gold.

Spoiler

I still can't get over how Edward is literally an old man who creeps teenage girls. Also, what kind of masochist wants to go to high school every year for their entire life?

Didnt Utah back in the mid 2000's had a huge anime gather or some such or am i wrong

 

[Dresden]

I prefer duckblizzard, personally.

I dunno, cosmicroll sounds like a silly shonen power, duckblizzard sounds like a flock of ducks raining shit down on the ground as they fly over.

 

[Crash Station]

Spoiler

Also, what kind of masochist wants to go to high school every year for their entire life?

Japan.

 

[Novid]

Not saying that doga doesn't mean "animation", but it hasn't meant "cartoons" in a loooong long time. ... If you get the nuance?

yes, i get the jist of it.

 

[Crash Station]

Cosmicroll? Are you going to change your avatar to some action thing? So many questions!

Dude's got shounen mickey there already. He'll change it again once we see young Yensid summoning like 80 keyblades while being a bishounen. Unlimited Keyblade Works!

 

[Emitan]

Hey guys what's-

Twilight...

 

[Dresden]

Spoiler

Also, what kind of masochist wants to go to high school every year for their entire life?

Only the good bits they missed out on in their real high school life, ofc.

 

[Novid]

Japan.

where the idea for the franchise came from.

(This is why Funi has got to go)

 

[Mandoric]

Because I love you all and want to share that special feeling that self-trephination can be a rewarding hobby, here's a blast from the past:

 

[kayos90]

duckblizzard? cosmicroll? Well shit. I'm out.

 

[Novid]

Dude's got shounen mickey there already. He'll change it again once we see young Yensid summoning like 80 keyblades while being a bishounen. Unlimited Keyblade Works!

dont want to hear about Keyblades, unless we are talking about Gargoyles and how they will be in the next gen version of Kingdom Hearts.

 

[Jex]

I guess Chihayafuru counts.

I don't see how Chihayafuru wouldn't count as a sports show. After all, it's only pretending to be a shoujo story, it's far more interested in training and competitions than characters.

 

[DrForester]

Because I love you all and want to share that special feeling that self-trephination can be a rewarding hobby, here's a blast from the past:

Alice is the only good thing about this picture. Just like the movies (well, other than rifftrax)

 

[Hellsing321]

Only the good bits they missed out on in their real high school life, ofc.

Now I want a Ressentiment anime*. It would shit all over Sword Art Online

*

Spoiler

And I Am a Hero

 

[Novid]

Because I love you all and want to share that special feeling that self-trephination can be a rewarding hobby, here's a blast from the past:

this is from the manha they did some time ago.

this is from that manha correct...

or am i proven right again and the long con is for realz!?

 

[Branduil]

Because I love you all and want to share that special feeling that self-trephination can be a rewarding hobby, here's a blast from the past:

Those are actually pretty appealing designs.

 

[Ultimadrago]

duckblizzard? cosmicroll? Well shit. I'm out.

Now, now. You should be a good sport and take your duckroll cuckolding fair and square!

 

[duckroll]

Cosmicroll? Are you going to change your avatar to some action thing? So many questions!

I can't. I'm contractually obliged to ensure that my next avatar is furry related.

 

[kayos90]

Now, now. You should be a good sport and take your duckroll cuckolding fair and square!

T_T. WHY Ultima?! TELL ME?!! T_T T_T T_T

 

[Jex]

That dub is amazing, but at the same time it whitewashes the plot of the original story, which is that everything is part of a plot hatched by the Jews. Instead we just get generic commies.

Now to be fair the sub does exactly the same thing. Frankly, the 'plot' of Angel Cop isn't very interesting at all, even with the whole "Jews are evil thing" that it has going on. The dub truly elevates the whole work to another level.

 

[Instro]

Now, now. You should be a good sport and take your duckroll cuckolding fair and square!

I see icarus's cuckold campaign is working.

 

[Emitan]

I can't. I'm contractually obliged to ensure that my next avatar is furry related.

It's already an anthropormorphic mouse

 

[Instro]

It's already an anthropormorphic mouse

It needs to be a sexy mouse.

 

[duckroll]

It's already an anthropormorphic mouse

Yeah but it's not a wolf... yet.

 

[Mandoric]

It needs to be a sexy mouse.

Can it be a purdy mouse? *banjos*

 

[DrForester]

I can't. I'm contractually obliged to ensure that my next avatar is furry related.

Already is...

edit: so beaten...

 

[madp]

Those are actually pretty appealing designs.

Thanks for saying this so that I don't have to.

 

[Emitan]

Yeah but it's not a wolf... yet.

Anything other than a catgirl is unacceptable.

 

[Jex]

Slightly related to the above, but when I was looking for Adventures of Koutetsu info, I came across a wiki devoted entirely to anime bath scenes. 1300+ pages and growing!

Yeah well everyone knows about that. It's not nearly as cool as the guns in films/tv shows wiki!

 

[Mandoric]

ps duckroll

nipples scene from Ookami Kodomo

you can be a wolf furry -and- still spec sakuga

 

[madp]

I dunno, cosmicroll sounds like a silly shonen power, duckblizzard sounds like a flock of ducks raining shit down on the ground as they fly over.

who says that the latter isn't going to accurately describe how our much anticipated SEASON of SHOUNEN is going to turn out?

Spoiler

I have faith.

 

[Branduil]

Thanks for saying this so that I don't have to.

You shouldn't be afraid to say what's true. It's not like good designs can save the story.

Spoiler

We would probably all hatewatch a noitaminA Twilight with those designs.

 

[duckroll]

ps duckroll

nipples scene from Ookami Kodomo

you can be a wolf furry -and- still spec sakuga

You can submit it to me via PM for consideration.

 

[dakkumauji]

Gintama 68

An average episode. References are fun, the scaring attempts weren't that bad. Not too impressed with the emotional part but I guess that's not what I'm watching Gintama for.

 

[Jex]

Couldnt have said it better myself.

You and duckroll sure are on the same wave length.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

who says that the latter isn't going to accurately describe how our much anticipated SEASON of SHOUNEN is going to turn out?

Spoiler

I have faith.

Everyone knows that hope faith is for the inexperienced.

 

[Instro]

My- my what?

Hey you're the one who said it should be used instead of NTR!

 

[Jex]

Me too! I am your new disciple, after all!

What a horrifying turn of affairs.

 

[madp]

You shouldn't be afraid to say what's true. It's not like good designs can save the story.

Spoiler

We would probably all hatewatch a noitaminA Twilight with those designs.

My personal list of "anime that I probably wouldn't have made it through if it had been live action or western animation" is exceedingly high. It counts for something, as much as I want to pretend that it doesn't.

Spoiler

In fact, an adaptation of that particular Twilight manga might be my most-anticipated show of the year. It would be anything but boring.

 

[duckroll]

Hey you're the one who said it should be used instead of NTR!

I thought that was me.

 

[Branduil]

What a horrifying turn of affairs.

This is what happens when you abandon AnimeGAF.

 

[Jex]

Ultimately, I think the current overwhelming ratio of fluff posts to serious posts is just a side effect of the fact that there ended up being virtually nothing this season that warrants any sort of serious discussion. After coming off spring, when shows like Kids on the Slope, Tsuritama, Fate/Zero, and even stuff like Mysterious Girlfriend X and Dusk Maiden of Amnesia were sources of endless discussion picking apart character relationships, speculating, examining the direction, etc, it became especially noticeable a couple of weeks into summer that nothing was going to fill that void after a scant few early prospects crashed and burned. Our only discussion-rich holdovers from Spring are Eureka Seven AO (whose discussions appear to be largely contained in the OT now) and Hyouka, and other than that there's just the constant discussion on Accel World/Sword Art Online which comprises a shockingly large percentage of the thread's content in spite of mostly being largely waifu wars/laughing at the shamelessness/etc. It's just the logical result of a dry season--can you imagine what would have happened to this thread if it had been this active in the infamous Summer of '09? 25k posts of Amagami waifu wars, 20k posts of YUKIMURA/OYAKATA-SAMAAAAAAA and 10k posts of the HSotD bullet-time tits gif.

You can't just pretend that Natsuyuki Rendezvous doesn't exist!

 

[Instro]

I thought that was me.

Too late, I have already been slinging mud elsewhere.