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[Zenfalcia]

Fighting naked is the only way to fight

I didn't know that was an actual thing lol

Any other way is blasphemous.

schlong of skyrim does that. the floppiest mod on the nexus!

I bet it is, but then it gets sad when you get anatomically correct horses mod to compare to.

 

[Alfebit]

I really wanna get some friends to play this, but two of them being girls has me hesitant.

Floppy dick is something everyone can enjoy.

 

[Beloved]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

 

[mike0dude]

Just looked it up
well
that's new

How's valkyria?

I haven't had too much time to play it because of work but its fun.

Any other way is blasphemous.


I bet it is, but then it gets sad when you get anatomically correct horses mod to compare to.

the mod has a setting to make the dick the size go way up... like waaayyy up.

 

[JooseBawcks]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

But those are three things that need jiggle math instead of one. Too much work

 

[semisonic]

Floppy dick is something everyone can enjoy.

Super Best Friends Thread 14: "Floppy dick is something everyone can enjoy"

But those are three things that need jiggle math instead of one. Too much work

Are you really pushing for independent testicle physics?
Are you trying to make the DOA of porn games?
Wait, wouldn't that just be DOA?!

 

[Zenfalcia]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

Why not both?

the mod has a setting to make the dick the size go way up... like waaayyy up.

Sounds intriguing.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Floppy dick is something everyone can enjoy.

 

[TechnicaUS]

It is, nothing is worst than the constrains, we call clothing, hiding and restraining a man's junk's freedom.

We really need to put forward a ban on underwear.

 

[Zenfalcia]

We really need to put forward a ban on underwear.

We just need to become nudist beach.

 

[Emouse]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

Kinuko fighting the good fight

Why not both?

Spoiler

At the same time

 

[Banana Aeon]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

There is not a high enough five that I can give you.

 

[Beloved]

But those are three things that need jiggle math instead of one. Too much work

What kinda of freaky one boobed women have you been hanging out with bro?

Why not both?

Both is good.

 

[Alfebit]

Super Best Friends Thread 14: "Floppy dick is something everyone can enjoy"

brb PMing Goodwil.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Kinuko fighting the good fight

Spoiler

At the same time

What kinda of freaky one boobed women have you been hanging out with bro?

Both is good.

The monster girl kind.

Yes it is.

 

[semisonic]

Spoiler

At the same time

Now we getting in there
Let's push for that in the inevitable

Spoiler

ly shitty

Two best friends character action game

Spoiler

Make that liam model the best it can be

 

[Squishy3]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

Go play Dante's Inferno.

 

[Oberon]

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

Why not both?

Both you say? Mhmmm

 

[Banana Aeon]

brb PMing Goodwil.

I would vote for it.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Eheheheh.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Go play Dante's Inferno.

Would the massive pile of shit be worth it though?

Spoiler

For dong physics of that magnitude, yes it is.

 

[Emouse]

.

Perfekt

Now we getting in there
Let's push for that in the inevitable

Spoiler

ly shitty

Two best friends character action game

Spoiler

Make that liam model the best it can be

Everyone's gotta have the physics they deserve, but don't necessarily need right now

 

[Zenfalcia]

Both you say? Mhmmm

Just think about it.

Eheheheh.

I'll try not to abuse this gif this time.

 

[JooseBawcks]

Are you really pushing for independent testicle physics?
Are you trying to make the DOA of porn games?
Wait, wouldn't that just be DOA?!

There has to be something about the real physics right

What kinda of freaky one boobed women have you been hanging out with bro?

I'm not sure how I typed "one" when thinking of "two"

 

[semisonic]

There has to be something about the real physics right


I'm not sure how I typed "one" when thinking of "two"

You weren't even wrong tho.
Most games calculate breast physics together, as one value. Only crazy creepy games like DOA calculate them as separate values

 

[croten]

You weren't even wrong tho.
Most games calculate breast physics together, as one value. Only crazy creepy games like DOA calculate them as separate values

To be fair calculating them as separate values is more realistic

 

[ultimax]

.

 

[RecursiveFault]

I'll try not to abuse this gif this time.

It's fine.

Spoiler

I like it.

Only accurate simulation games like DOA calculate them as separate values

I know, right.

 

[Banana Aeon]

You weren't even wrong tho.
Most games calculate breast physics together, as one value. Only crazy creepy games like DOA calculate them as separate values

That's not entirely true anymore, tho.

And calling DoA creepy, SMH.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Inaba dabes.

 

[Alfebit]

So a conversation with Matt today can basically be summed up by "whose dick do I have to suck at Capcom to get Monster Hunter who do we know who I can blow for this" Here's hopin!

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

 

[TechnicaUS]

To be fair calculating them as separate values is more realistic

Until they start breaking physics at least.

 

[Oberon]

Inaba dabes.

She has short hair tho.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

/lewd

She has short hair tho.

Why'd you put a 'tho"?

 

[Zenfalcia]

She has short hair tho.

It's okay. Not all best girls have to have long hair.

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

He probably sucked a lot of dick.

 

[misses bull]

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

A guy who works at capcom must lurk this thread and gave the offering to him. Or pat is secretly a games journalist

 

[Zenfalcia]

Why'd you put a 'tho"?

#TeamLongHair

A guy who works at capcom must lurk this thread and gave the offering to him. Or pat is secretly a games journalist

Nah, he explained that he sucked asked Matt to pull some strings and get a review code.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

Even though his hands are small, Pat worked long and hard to please the entirety of the Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate development staff.

 

[Xiraiya]

Pat said this 3 threads ago. Pat comes in bragging about getting MH early. Hmm...

So Matt used his connections to Pimp out Pat all so he could get Monster Hunter early?

 

[E_Darkness]

I'm drumbeat. But I'm not silly I'm soebalhe and won't post in off topic. I'm clever. Instead I'm gonna sleep. Sleep it a good head. I want to play games but I thought that's silly. I won't even remember. I can't even sleep either.

 

[TechnicaUS]

He probably sucked a lot of dick.

He'll do that. It's how he got liam to help out the channel after all.

 

[Oberon]

/lewd

Why'd you put a 'tho"?

You know why

It's okay. Not all best girls have to have long hair.

That's why Yukiko > Chie

 

[E_Darkness]

You know why



That's why Yukiko > Chie

You spelt about rong. Naoto's worng

 

[misses bull]

#TeamLongHair


Nah, he explained that he sucked asked Matt to pull some strings and get a review code.

#teamsupierorshorthair

Damn, new lore is busted

That's why Yukiko > Chie

 

[AngryCanadian]

Controversial question:

What genre of games require the most...talent for competition play?
(For lack of a better word)

I would say Mobas. in fighting games or situations where it is 1 v 1 you are reliant on your own skill, in mobas you have to learn to work with 4 other people and learn strategies based around any combination of those numbers

This is every man's dream, isn't it?

Only the best ones

It's a shame so many games put a ton of effort into unrealistic boob physics. When will they realize what we REALLY want is unrealistic penis physics to enhance our gaming experience?

that is why Tecmo doesn't want us modding DOA 5. they are afraid of the truth we will uncover

 

[Alfebit]

I'm drumbeat. But I'm not silly I'm soebalhe and won't post in off topic. I'm clever. Instead I'm gonna sleep. Sleep it a good head. I want to play games but I thought that's silly. I won't even remember. I can't even sleep either.

Off to behuhuhu the rub hive, eh?

 

[Zenfalcia]

I'm drumbeat. But I'm not silly I'm soebalhe and won't post in off topic. I'm clever. Instead I'm gonna sleep. Sleep it a good head. I want to play games but I thought that's silly. I won't even remember. I can't even sleep either.

Go drunk, you're home E_Darkness.

He'll do that. It's how he got liam to help out the channel after all.

#FollowTheBodyFluids

That's why Yukiko > Chie

Now, if chie had long hair.. >_>

 

[RecursiveFault]

You know why

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I'm drumbeat. But I'm not silly I'm soebalhe and won't post in off topic. I'm clever. Instead I'm gonna sleep. Sleep it a good head. I want to play games but I thought that's silly. I won't even remember. I can't even sleep either.

E_Drunkness pls

 

[RecursiveFault]

I'm drumbeat. But I'm not silly I'm soebalhe and won't post in off topic. I'm clever. Instead I'm gonna sleep. Sleep it a good head. I want to play games but I thought that's silly. I won't even remember. I can't even sleep either.

Watch comedy and sleep.