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[misses bull]

Charge a lot and people will think it's worth a lot. Money changes hands before the deed is done so it's if she's "bad", too little too late.

But what if there is like a yelp for hookers. That trick would only work once

 

[RecursiveFault]

This is true. You don't want to have a low star rating on Yelp.

Check into Courtney on foursquare

"Mayor of Courtney"

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Who knew running an Item Shop would be so much fun.

 

[Beloved]

Well. I guess you could get a bad review?

Spoiler

This topic is the weirdest thing to me.

ayyyyy

Yeah I'm pretty sure there's a "Prostitution" section on Yelp.

Edit: dammit misses bull you read my mind

 

[DoktorEvil]

College? I thought we were talking about high school.

Oh... erm...

Goddamn if you're gonna be a prostitute at least have some self respect and charge more than what a damn movie ticket would cost.

Pretty much.

I'm not a cheap lay. $300 minimum.

One night stands with Dark Souls bosses'll do that to ya.

LEWD

Spoiler

Dat Gaping Dragon

LEWD

I also needed plenty of Estus sometimes to help.

 

[TechnicaUS]

The idea of bangin a hooker grosses me out. Probably cause of all the lot lizards round here. So gross.

 

[JooseBawcks]

Who knew running an Item Shop would be so much fun.

Recettar?

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

LEWD

Spoiler

Dat Gaping Dragon

LEWD

Ay bby, let me put my crystal halberd in your gaping dragon.

 

[zeemumu]

It's really weird for me to play Silent Hill 2 because the protagonist and I have the same name, but my Silent Hill would just be an empty room with a phone that only seems to be able to send messages. Then when I'm broken and sobbing, a dog will unlock the door and I'll start laughing hysterically.

 

[Foxhound286]

Well. I guess you could get a bad review?

Spoiler

This topic is the weirdest thing to me.

That's how it works where I am. If they're not good, it's spread around to the people who would pay money to fuck that we shouldn't pay and find someone else unless we don't have a choice and are desperate for sex.

 

[Rizzi]

Ay bby, let me put my crystal halberd in your gaping dragon.

 

[Nova Bovington]

The idea of bangin a hooker grosses me out. Probably cause of all the lot lizards round here. So gross.

Legalize that shit yo. In Holland hookers are required to have regular health checks and have all the benefits and rights of a normal working person.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Ay bby, let me put my crystal halberd in your gaping dragon.

FUCK I just spilled

Spoiler

water

all over.

Legalize that shit yo. In Holland hookers are required to have regular health checks and have all the benefits and rights of a normal working person.

That would involve forcing the US to address that they have a problem with sexuality and commerce.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Recettar?

Yup. I just spent 2 hours in it.

 

[demidar]

Ay bby, let me put my crystal halberd in your gaping dragon.

Uh oh, it broke. Ummmm... shit.

 

[Oberon]

Majority of my college sex experiences were cash free(it cost a little bit of my humanity and soul though)

gota popp those souls and humanity

Oh... erm...



Pretty much.

I'm not a cheap lay. $300 minimum.



LEWD

Spoiler

Dat Gaping Dragon

LEWD

I also needed plenty of Estus sometimes to help.

 

[Jman014]

 

[mike0dude]

Goddamn if you're gonna be a prostitute at least have some self respect and charge more than what a damn movie ticket would cost.

did you install that new vegas mod from loverslab?

 

[RecursiveFault]

It's really weird for me to play Silent Hill 2 because the protagonist and I have the same name, but my Silent Hill would just be an empty room with a phone that only seems to be able to send messages. Then when I'm broken and sobbing, a dog will unlock the door and I'll start laughing hysterically.

Dog ending every time

 

[Beloved]

D

Spoiler

Dat Gaping Dragon

D

FTFY

 

[JooseBawcks]

I'm happy with how long this thread's lasted

Yup. I just spent 2 hours in it.

That "selling the things you find in the dungeon" angle seems like strong crack

 

[Oberon]

FTFY

 

[Xiraiya]

FTFY

I see where your mind is at.

 

[Ohmygoditsjrod]

gota popp those souls and humanity

This would have been a great pic for that no fap February thread.

 

[zeemumu]

LEWD

Spoiler

Dat Gaping Dragon

LEWD

I also needed plenty of Estus sometimes to help.

How do you think Maneater Mildred got her name?

Ba dum tss

 

[Jman014]

Hey missus bull who do you like more from Life is Strange, Max or

Spoiler

Chloe

 

[Beloved]

I see where your mind is at.

 

[DoktorEvil]

FTFY

Oh My...

This would have been a great pic for that no fap February thread.

Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

Good luck.

 

[zeemumu]

Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

This would have been a great pic for that no fap February thread.

So would this

 

[misses bull]

Hey missus bull who do you like more from Life is Strange, Max or

Spoiler

Chloe

chloe

Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

You can't do it

 

[GlassEmpires]

This would have been a great pic for that no fap February thread.

I've never lost a competition I had no awareness of as fast as this

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I'm happy with how long this thread's lasted

That "selling the things you find in the dungeon" angle seems like strong crack

Well that's how you make your money, that and buying stuff for half price and then selling it for 150% it's value.

Bbl cooking the dine dines..

 

[Jman014]

chloe

 

[Beloved]

I've never lost a competition I had no awareness of as fast as this

LOL

 

[RecursiveFault]

I've never lost a competition I had no awareness of as fast as this

I've attempted it. By the end it was just this

I wasn't even going for a month. I wanted to quit.

 

[Oberon]

Oh My...



Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

Oh, it would be a real shame, if someone would accidently post a gif of a redhead right?

 

[Rizzi]

I've never lost a competition I had no awareness of as fast as this

I did not know that was a thing.

 

[Ohmygoditsjrod]

Oh My...



Don't remind me. I'm a week in so far.

I would have fucking killed someone already.

Here you go.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Good luck.

 

[misses bull]

I would have fucking killed someone already.

Here you go.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I would have fucking killed someone already.
Here you go.

That won't work against Dok. You need to use something he actually likes. Such as...

 

[Xiraiya]

It's not really a big deal, just don't do the thing.

 

[Foxhound286]

After thinking about it, I just realized how many weed dealers there are at my school. Around 80 i've heard of. Probably more I haven't. I also realized that most of my friends are. After thinking about it, i've realized that most of my closest friends are criminals and/or delinquents. I seem to generally not get along with the goody-goody types. This isn't always true, just generally. I'm curious what this says about me.

 

[Xiraiya]

After thinking about it, I just realized how many weed dealers there are at my school. Around 80 i've heard of. Probably more I haven't. I also realized that most of my friends are. After thinking about it, i've realized that most of my closest friends are criminals and/or delinquents. I seem to generally not get along with the goody-goody types. This isn't always true, just generally. I'm curious what this says about me.

Doesn't really say anything about you per say, just that a lot of people enjoy pointless things.

 

[RecursiveFault]

It's not really a big deal, just don't do the thing.

Be glad you have proper self control. The whole reason it exists is to help other people get self control.

 

[Oberon]

I would have fucking killed someone already.

Here you go.

That won't work against Dok. You need to use something he actually likes. Such as...

 

[Mathaou]

That won't work against Dok. You need to use something he actually likes. Such as...

Or

 

[Ohmygoditsjrod]

That won't work against Dok. You need to use something he actually likes. Such as...

Who wouldn't Tobey work on? Yeesh.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Be glad you have proper self control. The whole reason it exists is to help other people get self control.

Does it? I thought it was a stupid internet thing.