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Super Best Friends Thread 13: "The Storm Has Come And So Have I" 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2

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...how long did you spend making that?

For the record I think it's a bad idea.
 
Then go buy a nice dinner or something!
I keep saying this but solicitation of a minor is the worst thing you can do to yourself. Don't do this and have that you're a fucking sex offender stamped on every aspect of your life.
We're both above New Jersey's age of consent. Unless someone can still be a minor above age of consent, which i'm not sure of, at the very least that won't be a problem. Still, I will think about this some more.
 

Zenfalcia

Member
So I'm currently registering all my shit with club nintendo, and I realized that the entire time I've been registering my nintendo games I've been listening to the Segata Sanshiro theme on repeat in another tab. I realized this as I was filling out the box for why I purchased W101 with "Because no one else will." I am having a surreal evening.

The sad thing is that I don't even know what to spend all my point on... Like all I have is a 3ds, no wii or wii u. I guess i could get posters, bag or a t-shirt, but i'm not a huge fan of them.
 

Mathaou

legacy of cane
...how long did you spend making that?

For the record I think it's a bad idea.

It was meant to show him how stupid he's being right now.

It's a very, very bad idea. Everyone deserves your respect, and if you pay for sex, you are telling that person that that is all they are good for to you. That's a goddamn person.
 

ultimax

Member
We're both above New Jersey's age of consent. Unless someone can still be a minor above age of consent, which i'm not sure of, at the very least that won't be a problem. Still, I will think about this some more.

ohhhh you're from jersey? this makes so much sense now haha
 
We're both above New Jersey's age of consent. Unless someone can still be a minor above age of consent, which i'm not sure of, at the very least that won't be a problem. Still, I will think about this some more.

If you're both over age of consent you won't get a statutory rape charge. But solicitation of a prostitute still isn't something you want to even risk. It's just stupid just cause you want to have sex that you're willing to risk possible jailtime and everyone you know that you bought a girl from your highschool.
 

Skrams

Member
People do anything for money. They know they won't get caught, which is why they do it. Did they rob him when he was home or when he was out?

Out

I have to suppose they're staking it out somehow. They did it while he was on a business trip and while his dog was staying at another person's house. Same people might of broken into a neighbor's place twice in 2014. Then the neighbor shot a gun into the air because he saw some guy sitting in a deep ditch on his stomach looking at his house. No idea if it's the same guys and they just switched targets. People are the worst. They fucking stole a turkey call for fucks sake.

We're both above New Jersey's age of consent. Unless someone can still be a minor above age of consent, which i'm not sure of, at the very least that won't be a problem. Still, I will think about this some more.

Please stop this. Please.
 
Posts like these are why I keep coming back here

The GJ part still stands

Sometimes it goes on Twitter tho
Eh she's been slightly into me for months now. We're not super compatible but I'll at least give her a chance.

It was meant to show him how stupid he's being right now.

It's a very, very bad idea. Everyone deserves your respect, and if you pay for sex, you are telling that person that that is all they are good for to you. That's a goddamn person.
It is a very bad idea.

Don't do it man.

Think of the children.
 

Beloved

Member
We're both above New Jersey's age of consent. Unless someone can still be a minor above age of consent, which i'm not sure of, at the very least that won't be a problem. Still, I will think about this some more.

Paying for sex and prostitution is still illegal bro.
 

Mathaou

legacy of cane
The sad thing is that I don't even know what to spend all my point on... Like all I have is a 3ds, no wii or wii u. I guess i could get posters, bag or a t-shirt, but i'm not a huge fan of them.

I thought those Smash posters weren't the best, I got the MM messenger bag cuz MM is the best.
 

Zenfalcia

Member
Out

I have to suppose they're staking it out somehow. They did it while he was on a business trip and while his dog was staying at another person's house. Same people might of broken into a neighbor's place twice in 2014. Then the neighbor shot a gun into the air because he saw some guy sitting in a deep ditch on his stomach looking at his house. No idea if it's the same guys and they just switched targets. People are the worst. They fucking stole a turkey call for fucks sake.

That's my guess. It has to be the same guy(s), since it doesn't seem to be a coincidence. People don't care what they steal, as long as they can get money. Some money is better than no money. Shame the neighbour didn't call the sheriff or try to catch the guy. Also, a camera isn't going to do much to deterr people from stealing since they could just wear masks.
 
If there are cops from Jersey on Gaf they could even potentially use this thread as evidence.

Good times.

I would say that I would be disappointed that the police would go through with the effort to gather evidence for a prostitution charge, but that would imply I had faith in the police in the first place.
 

Zenfalcia

Member
Aren't the the weird loud guys on YouTube?

Only the important parts

In that case the GL part also stands

I think? There's some guys named paul, math, lee, and woodie?

Not the most important parts.
I thought those Smash posters weren't the best, I got the MM messenger bag cuz MM is the best.

I'm tempted to, but it's just so plain...
Engaging old man mode:

What does FTFY mean?

You're old, man.
 
If there are cops from Jersey on Gaf they could even potentially use this thread as evidence.

Good times.
Thinking about this some more and reading the replies, it has dawned on me that, hey, maybe this isn't such a good idea. It's a good thing a posted this here. Having some input from people other than my friends was a good move. I'm going to rethink this thing.
 
Well thanks lol. I'll let you know how it went sometime.

Aw <3

Just don't do it man, go buy a tenga egg and visit Fakku or something.

^^^^^ FUCKING THANK YOU
Fakku has kept me going strong. I'm 19 I've never did the deed with a lady but that's whatever it's not life or death. Throwing your life away over a ten dollar prostitute is dumb don't do it
 
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