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[DoktorEvil]

I don't wish the mailbag was still going, but I do wish UPS wasn't total shit. Since Pat sometimes reads this thread and it's too late for me to post it in the we're not creepy anymore thread, I would like to relate a trivia fact he might find amusing.

Somewhere, in a UPS warehouse in Montreal, there is a dildo in a Pringles can, loaded with a spring.

Let me go back to make this slightly less creepy. During the mailbag, Pat kept talking about getting dicks. I know other Frienders had dragon dildos well covered (and those are expensive), but he said he was waiting for a dick to literally shoot out of a package. I took this as a challenge.

So, I got a dildo. I got a Pringles can. I got some springs from the hardware store. I combined the three like I was playing Dark Cloud 2 and sealed the package with tape and a helpful tab to peel off the ring around the lid to ensure the dick would spring out properly. I then covered the can in paper and labeled it BEYOND: TWO SOULS SCRIPT.

And I sent it to the Zaibatsu. But since UPS is complete fucking garbage they never got it, couldn't drop it off at the address, and it's still sitting in a warehouse in Montreal somewhere. Along with some shitty Gamecube games and loose Bob and Enzo action figures. Aw.

Sigh... effort wasted, and I wanted to relate that story long after it happened.

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Fucking UPS.

That sounds like an incredible prank.

No, also how come there Count Chocula looks better than ours.
Look how kawaii this fucker looks

Don't be a jealous Baka over a cereal box Jojo. It's not what the outside looks like but what's on the inside of the box that matters.

 

[Duplolas]

When you scrolling through the old thread and see THE FUCKING SCREENSHOT I TOOK AND POSTED ON THE FORUMS IN TWO THREADS BACK!!!!!

I am at work and I freaked the fuck out.

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Love me

 

[Alfebit]

Don't be a jealous Baka over a cereal box Jojo. It's not what the outside looks like but what's on the inside of the box that matters.

But how can you eat your cereal if you aren't attracted to it?

 

[foxuzamaki]

It's happening.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907955

Smash Wii U NA November 21st and Europe December 5th

awww yissss

 

[JoJo94]

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I hope Count-sempai notices me today.

...he'll just feed you chocolate once he does

Canadian cereal box art tech is too good. Git gud USA

Good thing I didn't make it...

Don't be a jealous Baka over a cereal box Jojo. It's not what the outside looks like but what's on the inside of the box that matters.

Shutupstupidjerkihate you jk. I don't even like most chocolate cereal anyway.

 

[croten]

Downloading update for smash now. CANNOT CONTAIN HYPE

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Don't be a jealous Baka over a cereal box Jojo. It's not what the outside looks like but what's on the inside of the box that matters.

That's just what ugly cereal boxes say to make themselves feel good.

 

[Zenfalcia]

You can't sign up unless you use a paid email. Meaning he used one but was rejected anyway. At least that's what it sounds like based of the tweet.

He could try again with a different email right?

 

[DoktorEvil]

But how can you eat your cereal if you aren't attracted to it?

You eat it vigorously and excitedly!

That's just what ugly cereal boxes say to make themselves feel good.

Shutupstupidjerkihate you jk. I don't even like most chocolate cereal anyway.

*GASP*

Hey, do you guys want a hearty laugh???

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907937

LOOK AT THOSE MONSTERS! SPOOPY!

 

[Zenfalcia]

Good thing I didn't make it...

Why is it good that you didn't make it.

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or am i missing something here.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

He could try again with a different email right?

I should just quote the tweet.

@MattMcMuscles A shame Gaf rejected my registration attempt and banned my name when I tried. Still no clue what was up with that.

Hey, do you guys want a hearty laugh???

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907937

LOOK AT THOSE MONSTERS! SPOOPY!

That 3rd image in the OP is nightmare fuel.

 

[E the Shaggy]

Possibility of Evil Within being a part of the Shitstorm this year?

 

[Rutti]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907937

LOOK AT THOSE MONSTERS! SPOOPY!

What a perfect timing. I was just watching the Call of C'thulhu video and I'm at the point where

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guys were saying there are real monster

and then I see this.

edit: What a shame Plague didn't get in

 

[Zenfalcia]

I should just quote the tweet.

Damn. That sucks.

 

[JoJo94]

Why is it good that you didn't make it.

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or am i missing something here.

I don't know man...I don't know...

 

[DoktorEvil]

I should just quote the tweet.

Oh man, no Plague =(

 

[croten]

Dude Little Mac is so fucking SICK

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Dude Little Mac is so fucking SICK

Oh no, I hope he gets better soon.

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I'm not funny.

 

[JoJo94]

I should just quote the tweet.

Man I hope he gets an account I want to talk about creepy farm sto...I mean art with him

Oh no, I hope he gets better soon.

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I'm not funny.

You're hilarious

 

[DoktorEvil]

Oh no, I hope he gets better soon.

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I'm not funny.

This NBA Face thread is GREAT!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3642594/linked/NBA2K15.jpg

 

[GlassEmpires]

Dude Little Mac is so fucking SICK

And his Amiibo comes out in December!

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Man I hope he gets an account I want to talk about creepy farm sto...I mean art with him

You're hilarious

Aw, thanks.

Also, having Plague here would be awesome assuming we don't want any new people.

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lol

This NBA Face thread is GREAT!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3642594/linked/NBA2K15.jpg

Why do sports games have the funniest bugs? It's amazing.

 

[JoJo94]

Aw, thanks.

Also, having Plague here would be awesome assuming we don't want any new people.

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lol

I'm just imaging him and Pat yelling at each other every time a Dark Souls episode gets uploaded jk.

 

[Oberon]

This is too good!

He's the shin Big Boss!

If someone tells me what I have missed in the last 10 pages,
I might do somthing with Kenny

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A drawing that it is

 

[skLaFarebear]

You can't sign up unless you use a paid email. Meaning he used one but was rejected anyway. At least that's what it sounds like based of the tweet.

Poor plague, he could have shared so much wisdom with us.

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I would've known more animal dick facts than all my friends

 

[MillionStabs]

Possibility of Evil Within being a part of the Shitstorm this year?

I'm pretty sure they've already recorded all the the episodes of the Shitstorm, but it may be a one-shot.

 

[Zenfalcia]

If someone tells me what I have missed in the last 10 pages,
I might do somthing with Kenny

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A drawing that it is

Matt noticed the thread with skeletons.

 

[Oberon]

Matt noticed the thread with skeletons.

I am listening to the Podcast right now

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"Suing Izinaga" I am losing it at that

 

[DoktorEvil]

If someone tells me what I have missed in the last 10 pages,
I might do somthing with Kenny

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A drawing that it is

Something? Im interested!

Basically Spoopy Skeletons and Smash. Also, Smash Wii U release date.

I'm just imaging him and Pat yelling at each other every time a Dark Souls episode gets uploaded jk.

My body is ready.

 

[YesManKablam]

So everything at work is melting.

Good thing I got Smash before I turned up....

 

[croten]

I really like classic mode. Choosing your own path is really nice.

 

[Oberon]

Something? Im interested!

Well it's kinda obvious what it will be though

OMG, Zaibatsu senpai actually noticed my work!
Thanks chaosbreaker!

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Oh shit. Margaret DLC is coming out along with the music DLC. Get hype.

Edit: It's coming out today I mean.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Wow, we're actually getting mentioned on the podcast.

 

[Nova Bovington]

For some reason I got unsubbed on youtube, anybody else?

 

[Romars202129]

Oh shit. Margaret DLC is coming out along with the music DLC. Get hype.

Edit: It's coming out today I mean.

Getting hype... how much is she going to cost, you think?

Wow, we're actually getting mentioned on the podcast.

Do they name names?

 

[Zenfalcia]

Wow, we're actually getting mentioned on the podcast.

.

 

[YesManKablam]

Wow, we're actually getting mentioned on the podcast.

Senpai(s) is noticing us.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Wow, we're actually getting mentioned on the podcast.

Now girls will definitely be watching this thread.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Getting hype... how much is she going to cost, you think?

It says $4.99 on the Atlus site which is cheaper than what Arcsys usually does.

 

[Alfebit]

Do they name names?

Yes they specifically call out Alfebit for being the coolest guy here.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Yes they specifically call out Alfebit for being a Porn Linker.

FTFY

 

[Romars202129]

I says $4.99 on the Atlus site which is cheaper than what Arcsys usually does.

I was just wonder how expensive she would have to be, to where I'd say 'fuck you Atlus, not buying it'... I'm sorry to say, I'd go as high as $20...
This game really has me by the balls.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Getting hype... how much is she going to cost, you think?



Do they name names?

No, we need to beat Pat more in fighting games before someone gets named.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Yes they specifically call out Alfebit for being the coolest guy here.

...

It's always appreciated when someone from Gaf is mentioned.

I still blush a bit for my Kung Pow thread making it into that RE4 LP. THANKS MATT AND PAT!

Now girls will definitely be watching this thread.

Bring on the single ladies! HELLO LADIES!

 

[Alfebit]

FTFY

Doesn't matter, got mentioned.

 

[Oberon]

I completly forgot about Ultimax DLC!
I have Marie, Margeret and Culprit on my select character but a lock on them.
Do I own them or not?

 

[skLaFarebear]

I completly forgot about Ultimax DLC!
I have Marie, Margeret and Culprit on my select character but a lock on them.
Do I own them or not?

Marie and Culprit are still free downloads I believe. Better get them now before they start costing money.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I was just wonder how expensive she would have to be, to where I'd say 'fuck you Atlus, not buying it'... I'm sorry to say, I'd go as high as $20...
This game really has me by the balls.

Hope your wallet is ready for that music dlc.

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You know you want it.

I completly forgot about Ultimax DLC!
I have Marie, Margeret and Culprit on my select character but a lock on them.
Do I own them or not?

Go on the PSN store and see if it says you've purchased them. If it does then you have them but you need to install them. If not then you'll actually have to buy Marie and Police Dick.

Marie and Culprit are still free downloads I believe. Better get them now before they start costing money.

Nope. They've changed to $4.99. If you don't have them already then it's too late.

 

[Romars202129]

Yes they specifically call out Alfebit for being the coolest guy here.

Oh, they talk about the porn linking?

No, we need to beat Pat more in fighting games before someone gets named.

I'm on the case!

I completly forgot about Ultimax DLC!
I have Marie, Margeret and Culprit on my select character but a lock on them.
Do I own them or not?

I told you once already,

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do you know how to link to your replies?

, but no, you do not have the characters if they are locked.