Don't worry dok, you're not the worst, I got bronze. Gotta step my game up.
The launchers are fairly simple I think. Just hold the ZL trigger, hold the left stick in the opposite direction of your enemy and attack and voilà!
Also, I won't have time for MK8 today. Maragidyne's home country is waiting for me.
Some people need to understand that not everything they write is gold and that they have to face that fact when someone's reviewing their work.
I can handle positive criticism, it comes with the job. It's the only way you're going to get better at writing.