Lionel Richie
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SUPER MARIO 64 - 1996
Plot summary: Peach baked you a cake, Bowser put her inside the castle walls or shit. Storm the castle and bake that ass!
SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE - 2002
Plot summary: A Ron Jeremy impersonator fucked up Isle Belle Delphine. It's up to you to get shit cleaned. Make her squirt!
SUPER MARIO GALAXY - 2007
Plot summary: Bowser answers the Fermi Paradox and we meet best girl Rosalina. Rescue Peach and bang them to the moon!
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Fittingly, that's it for effort. HAHA! Now that that's over with, please do not come to this thread to shitpost. Share your adventures! Talk about your favorite Stars and Shines. Your least favorite ones. R U MR GAY? IS L REAL 2401? What about that book inside that door? So many mysteries, bing bing wahoo all of them. May the real All-Stars be the friends we make along the way.
Personal impressions after half an hour: No input lag that I can notice, Super Mario Sunshine looks fucking phenomenal, as does Galaxy. 64 is a bit rougher with the 4:3, but honestly it feels light years ahead of either the Wii U or Wii VC releases.
BONUS CONTENT
Unlike Nintendo, we at GAF have bonus material to go along with this collection. Komatsu worked these beautiful Game Boy Camera inspired banners that go into some detail about the development of 64 and Sunshine:
Love this stuff, reminds me of old magazines way back when. That side by side shot is PEACHY. Thank you very much broski
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