Captain Rage Quit 69
Banned
Hold up and let me lay down some true facts on you guys, something totally unrelated to Falco (y'all think you're cute don't ya?)
Fuck everybody who thinks the Chorus Kids (they're not men, damn it) should be the Rhythm Heaven rep. No, hell no. That is plain stupid. They only had one minigame on Rhythm Heaven DS, and it wasn't even the best one (Love Lab <3). How about motherfucking Karate Joe, huh? Whatever happened to him? He was in all three goddamn games, everyone likes his songs, and they even referenced his minigame when Iwata did that pose and punched shit during the Japanese direct recently. How about the guy who actually can represent the whole series by being in the whole goddamn series?
And don't start with that "he's unoriginal" bullshit. Sakurai can make goddamn R.O.B. and Mr. Game and Watch work. He made fucking Captain Falcon out of an instruction manual comic and some Kamen Rider tapes that Iwata lent to him one Saturday. The shit he punches could literally be whatever the fuck he wants, and fuck Little Mac and Wii Fit Trainer, I don't see those motherfuckers doing karate while singing about failing relationships and doing all that in a damn blizzard wearing only a karate gi. Oh yeah, he's hardcore.
But no, it's gotta be those Glee Club assholes because some guy said so, and we have absolutely no proof whatsoever. He whispers his wishlist to Gematsu, gets some of his guesses right and suddenly half the Smash population is sucking his dick waiting for more. Even after he didn't get Robin, Lucina, Bowser Jr., Dark Pit, or Duck Hunt people still think he was on to something. Even when Sakurai flat out stated he immediately decided what characters were deemed worthy to try and fit into the game before the game even went into actual production, people still think Chorus Kids are real. And let's not even go into how he planned out the timing of every single trailer, killing the thing even further. Not even the fact that a Rhythm Heaven rep was planned confirms Chorus Kids, it's just insane. I'd sooner have that fucking wrestler and interviewer duo than Chorus Kids, I'd rather have the Dog Ninja, I'd rather have Munchy Monk, I'd rather have Marshall and his shitty friends, I'd rather have the Barista, I'd rather have those rappers from that one Love Rap game in Rhythm Heaven Fever, I'd rather have that fucking bear who's off to the side in Love Lab than Chorus Kids.
So, who do you guys think should rep the Rhythm Heaven series in Smash as a fighter? inb4choruskidswithoutgoodreason
Fuck everybody who thinks the Chorus Kids (they're not men, damn it) should be the Rhythm Heaven rep. No, hell no. That is plain stupid. They only had one minigame on Rhythm Heaven DS, and it wasn't even the best one (Love Lab <3). How about motherfucking Karate Joe, huh? Whatever happened to him? He was in all three goddamn games, everyone likes his songs, and they even referenced his minigame when Iwata did that pose and punched shit during the Japanese direct recently. How about the guy who actually can represent the whole series by being in the whole goddamn series?
And don't start with that "he's unoriginal" bullshit. Sakurai can make goddamn R.O.B. and Mr. Game and Watch work. He made fucking Captain Falcon out of an instruction manual comic and some Kamen Rider tapes that Iwata lent to him one Saturday. The shit he punches could literally be whatever the fuck he wants, and fuck Little Mac and Wii Fit Trainer, I don't see those motherfuckers doing karate while singing about failing relationships and doing all that in a damn blizzard wearing only a karate gi. Oh yeah, he's hardcore.
But no, it's gotta be those Glee Club assholes because some guy said so, and we have absolutely no proof whatsoever. He whispers his wishlist to Gematsu, gets some of his guesses right and suddenly half the Smash population is sucking his dick waiting for more. Even after he didn't get Robin, Lucina, Bowser Jr., Dark Pit, or Duck Hunt people still think he was on to something. Even when Sakurai flat out stated he immediately decided what characters were deemed worthy to try and fit into the game before the game even went into actual production, people still think Chorus Kids are real. And let's not even go into how he planned out the timing of every single trailer, killing the thing even further. Not even the fact that a Rhythm Heaven rep was planned confirms Chorus Kids, it's just insane. I'd sooner have that fucking wrestler and interviewer duo than Chorus Kids, I'd rather have the Dog Ninja, I'd rather have Munchy Monk, I'd rather have Marshall and his shitty friends, I'd rather have the Barista, I'd rather have those rappers from that one Love Rap game in Rhythm Heaven Fever, I'd rather have that fucking bear who's off to the side in Love Lab than Chorus Kids.
So, who do you guys think should rep the Rhythm Heaven series in Smash as a fighter? inb4choruskidswithoutgoodreason
