I don’t truly believe in any of the DLC leaks because I don’t want to end up disappointed, but there’s something worth noting about the Spainkiller/4chan characters.
My biggest complaint about the current character select screen is that it lacks any kind of harmony. There’s a degree of chronology, but the thematic links present in Brawl’s select screen are gone. It just doesn’t “feel” right. However, by putting the clones where they belong and adding the rumored characters, the select screen really comes together and makes a ton of sense.
Here’s what I mean:
- The top half of the select screen started in the ‘80s, and the bottom half started in the ‘90s/‘00s. The only exception is the Yoshi and Wario series, but they sort of need to be with the Mario characters.
- The DK characters fall under their Mario counterparts — the protagonists are together, and so are the male/female sidekicks.
- There’s a sort of R&D1 “bracket” consisting of Dr. Mario, Wario, G&W, R.O.B., and Duck Hunt.
- The Metroid and Kid Icarus sister series are together.
- Pit is under Link (bow-wielding heroes), and Palutena is under Zelda (titular mages).
- Palutena and Kirby are the centermost characters. Kirby has a history of being in the middle of Smash Bros. select screens.
- Fox is under Duck Hunt. This isn’t very significant, but they’re both canines. You could even extend this link since Falco is a bird.
- All of the RPG series (Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Mother, Xenoblade) are touching.
- The psychic characters are together — Mewtwo and Ness.
- Captain Falcon is below Fox — they share a universe.