Tak 2: Staff of Dreams gets a D from Gaming-Age!

Enemy interaction is another one of the major weaknesses of Tak 2, with no real logic behind half of it. With some foes, the hit detection is inside the border of their sprites. Creatures that carry the hallmarks of “don’t tread on me” such as spikes and Kaiser helmets are easily butt-stomped out of creation. It seems that while women swoon over Brad Pitt’s metaphorical magic backside, Tak has a literal one.
Funniest Paragraph in the whole review.
 
tony barrett said:
It seems that while women swoon over Brad Pitt’s metaphorical magic backside, Tak has a literal one.

worse sentences have probably been written, but i can't immediately think of any.
 
Doesn't GA have better games to review? :/

This is a deceptive game. It looks like it has the charms of a Rayman, but it plays like a Shareware title... a non-Apogee shareware title.

Good animation, borked gameplay == regrettful purchase.
 
Sergenth said:
This is a deceptive game. It looks like it has the charms of a Rayman, but it plays like a Shareware title... a non-Apogee shareware title.

For what it's worth, my initial look at the sprites gave me a warm n' fuzzy LucasArts feeling.

enjoy bell woods said:
I have absolutely no idea what that thing you quoted means.

echem

Enemy interaction is another one of the major weaknesses of Tak 2, with no real logic behind half of it. With some foes, the hit detection is inside the border of their sprites. Creatures that carry the hallmarks of “don’t tread on me” such as spikes and Kaiser helmets are easily butt-stomped out of creation. It seems that while women swoon over Brad Pitt’s metaphorical magic backside, Tak has a literal one.
 
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