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[Tenck]

We playing tonight?

Forkball killed Steam with his jinxing. No TF2 ever.

 

[fallengorn]

Now you've done it Forkball. You went beyond jinxing the update: you jinxed Valve itself.

Maybe Forkball has become one with the Speed Force Valve Time.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Maybe Forkball has become one with the Speed Force Valve Time.

Don't drag the flash into this.

 

[Tenck]

Maybe Forkball has become one with the Speed Force Valve Time.

You know what, that actually makes a bit too much sense :O

 

[Proven]

You know what, that actually makes a bit too much sense :O

...dammit, it does make sense. Forkball, who are you really?

 

[Forkball]

...dammit, it does make sense. Forkball, who are you really?

Who?

OR WHAT?

 

[commissar]

OR WHAT?

Forkball = Gabe Newell's wristwatch confirmed

 

[ArtistDude88]

Oh, better log off to avoid the million "UPDATE THE SERVER" messages. Here's looking at you, Yeef!

 

[divisionbyzorro]

Okay, all-knowing, all-powerful Forkball:

Will we get a free Christmas key this year?

 

[Tenck]

Speaking of those damn crates, how did I end up with a naughty one? Is it because I play a lot of Spy (devilish character) ?

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

I got one of the naughy ones, no idea what it means though

 

[AcciDante]

Speaking of those damn crates, how did I end up with a naughty one? Is it because I play a lot of Spy (devilish character) ?

Valve knows of your sins, Tenck. They know what you've done.

 

[SteveWinwood]

It's called being random.

 

[divisionbyzorro]

Speaking of those damn crates, how did I end up with a naughty one? Is it because I play a lot of Spy (devilish character) ?

It's because of what you do with those pictures of Kristen.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Congrats Valve, the sitting Pyro is now a meme.

 

[Tenck]

Valve knows of your sins, Tenck. They know what you've done.

It's because of what you do with those pictures of Kristen.

 

[Sianos]

Quick, check the nearest ammo boxes before he gets away!

 

[BY2K]

 

[SteveWinwood]

Sitting pyro is so cute.

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Alright Forkball, time's almost up. I'm getting my paddle ready.

 

[Blizzard]

Sitting pyro is so cute.

I was thinking I ought to make a spray out of it, but I'm sure it's been done a bunch already now.

 

[Forkball]

Steam Support Twitter said there would be an update in about an hour or two 115 minutes ago.

FIVE MINUTES BELIEVE

 

[SteveWinwood]

 

[Uriah]

I wish all the classes moved faster. And I could ski.

Spoiler

Too much Tribes

 

[SteveWinwood]

I wish all the classes moved faster. And I could ski.

Spoiler

Too much Tribes

You can surf!

 

[The Omega Man]

how much longer? wtf, it's almost 10 pm here, what is this?! it's like the update that never came

 

[Zomba13]

Steam Support Twitter said there would be an update in about an hour or two 115 minutes ago.

FIVE MINUTES BELIEVE

WHERE IS THE UPDATE!?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIE!?

;_;

 

[fallengorn]

FIVE MINUTES BELIEVE

You're a jinx, Forkball. Forkball the Jinx!

 

[Grimm Fandango]

 

[Forkball]

Don't fret, get into the holiday mood.

 

[Firebrand]

Sitting pyro is so cute.

Reminded me of Dhalsim's victory pose,

OMG patching... Nuclear Dawn Stop taunting me, Valve.

 

[BY2K]

Does BY2K need to choke a bitch?

 

[Chesskid1]

317.8MB, should be pushing out soon

 

[Taco_Human]

I'm getting all warm and fuzzy inside waiting for this update.

 

[Yeef]

Don't fret, get into the holiday mood.

Racist holiday cheer!

 

[Tenck]

Does BY2K need to choke a bitch?

Yes. One for me too please.

 

[The Omega Man]

I wonder how is it now at valve HQ something like:

Ok should we press the button now guys?

silence....

all together: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Racist holiday cheer!

lol I thought about it too, maybe he is disguised as the snow man, a drunk snow man that is....

 

[Forkball]

 

[Yeef]

I wonder how is it now at valve HQ something like:

Ok should we press the button now guys?

silence....

all together: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUmoJNQK2o

 

[Uncle AJ]

What's the usual time these updates roll out? I have to sleep in 3 hours and a friend wants to play something else with me so I don't want to blow him off if it's not coming out before I have to sleep anyway.

 

[Yeef]

What's the usual time these updates roll out? I have to sleep in 3 hours and a friend wants to play something else with me so I don't want to blow him off if it's not coming out before I have to sleep anyway.

It varies wildly.

 

[Forkball]

Pretty crazy how when Valve makes a major update, they instantly get thousands of dollars via purchases.

JUST PRESS THE BUTTON VALVE YOU WILL GET MONEY.

 

[Yeef]

Pretty crazy how when Valve makes a major update, they instantly get thousands of dollars via purchases.

JUST PRESS THE BUTTON VALVE YOU WILL GET MONEY.

I'll probably purchase a "Silence Forkball Forever."

If we don't get free keys I'll probably buy a handful of them... ;(

If we do get free keys... HUZZAH 15 KEYS!

 

[fallengorn]

This is appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

 

[SteveWinwood]

I'll probably purchase a "Silence Forkball Forever."

If we don't get free keys I'll probably buy a handful of them... ;(

If we do get free keys... HUZZAH 15 KEYS!

I'll give you a hat for one of those keys.

Edit: ^^^ I used to play that song all the time in college when we were in a drive through.

 

[BY2K]

Sad Pyro is sad.

 

[Firebrand]

Hmm http://www.teamfortress.com/australianchristmas2011/part2.html

 

[SteveWinwood]

OMG

 

[BY2K]

OMG I NEED THAT ICE KNIFE!

 

[SteveWinwood]

ONLY AVALIABLE IN NICE CRATES UNTIL NEXT WEEK WTF VALVE I HATE YOU