So I played on a Valve server tonight...
But I do have a hilarious story. So I switch to another Valve server and I'm on RED in Badwater. I go sniper, do fairly well, but they get to the last point and since another guy is already sniper and we have no spies, I decide to go Saharan Spy. My plan was to just DR my way back to the roof, and tease people coming out of spawn with my L'Etranger and maybe shoot a few teleporters. If anyone tried to attack me, I'd just DR and hide for a bit and repeat.
So I do this for about 30 seconds before a Medic decides to come up and attack me. No hat, zero points, must be F2P. I shoot at him a bit, but he gets me low enough where I decide it's time to DR. I bail out to grab metal and heal, and when I get back to the roof, he's still there patrolling the roof. I try to hit him from down below, but he decides to come after me AGAIN so I have to DR. I pull back a bit and wait a while so he would think I'm dead. I wait about 30 seconds, and when I go back... HE'S ON THE ROOF AGAIN.
He obviously knows I am dead ringing and is strangely determined to kill me. He's equipped with the Blut, so straight up firefights leave me at a disadvantage. We have our back and forths where I return to the roof, and we fight all the way back to the rocks in the first area where I DR and escape. He never checked the tunnel for some reason, so I would just make my way back there. One time I climbed to the upper left area and saw him standing, so I hit him with my L'Etranger a few times until he ran off.
I wait a good minute and see that he's not on the roof anymore. I take down a teleporter, but then up the stairs I see him charging at me with an Ubersaw. He definitely has a full uber by now. We pull all the way back to the first BLU spawn and I hid in the tunnel... except this time he came after me. My cloak was nowhere near full, so we firefight for a while and I get some good shots in so he's in the red. I DR, and while cloaked I take all the health and ammo near the rocks. While he's frantically looking for some health, I decloak right in front of him, and FINALLY finish him off with my gun and top it off with a taunt. My team won the match about 30 seconds later. BLU probably could have used a medic.
This entire affair went on for over nine minutes and he finished with 0 points.
So sides change, and I decide to go vanilla spy on BLU. I kill someone with my revolver, but I'm low on health, and who was the person to get the first kill on me that round? The determined medic from the round before. He had finally bested me. HL2.exe immediately crashed, how poetic.