Hey gang,
Im writing to you because you ordered a Gary Whitta blockhead shirt from us several weeks ago. I have good news and bad news about that shirt. Ill get the bad news out of the way first--the shirts shipped out to you guys today have a printing error and they arent up to the standards weve set for the merchandise we sell. Unfortunately, we didnt realize the error until the shirts were already en route to you. The good news is that were already printing another batch of shirts, with the error corrected, and will send them out as soon as theyre finished. You dont have to do anything, well send the fixed shirts to the same address we sent the defective shirts to.
Thats it, you dont have to do anything else. Dont worry about sending the defective shirts back--feel free to desecrate Garys face in any way you see fit. If your address has changed since you placed your order, email *********** with your order number and new address and well update your info before your shirt goes out.
Im sorry we didnt catch the defective shirts earlier, and sorry theyre taking so long to get out to you. As always, if you have comments or criticisms about Tested products, please dont hesitate to email me. My address is *********.
Cheers,
///Will