what. the. fuck. was. that.
Are you fucking kidding me? We went through all that shit for clarke to pull another god damn lever? Really? That's it? We went through this ENTIRE PILE OF AI BULLSHIT FOR CLARKE TO SKIP AROUND IN THE CITY OF LIGHT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES? That was the most anticlimactic finale I've ever fucking seen holy motherfucking shit.
Pike got his but that was...that was so fucking not what he deserved? It wasn't satisfying in the slightest. And Jaha...what, he's just going to be forgiven now that he's "good" again? This whole thing infuriates me to no end.
And Lexa...jesus motherfucking CHRIST. I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED THIS BITCH DIE A SECOND TIME. I DON'T DESERVE THIS, I AM A GOOD PERSON. FUCK ME TO HELL.
She was such a badass. I can't believe she got fucking taken out by a cheap tummy shot. Every scene with her and Clarke this ep broke my cold, icy heart. GOD THAT HUG, I CRIED. FUCk. I knew she was gonna be in the finale so I was holding onto that as something to look forward to and to push me through the rest of the season. But now that she's gone for good, what do I do with my life? I feel like I need to abandon my earthly possessions and travel the globe in search of a purpose.
She swooped back in after being dead, saved Clarke, kicked absolute fucking ass, and helped save everyone in like ten minutes. What a fucking legend.
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT "I LOVE YOU"???? Lexa, I know you're a fucking gay dramatic hoe, don't even try to hide it. You've been pining after this bitch literally since you saw her and all you have to say when she finally admits her feelings is "I'll always be with you"? Not even Jason knows how to properly write his characters.
I need a drink.
P.S. Who the fuck has been teaching Lexa tech lingo? "It's a firewall" as she stands against...a chain link fence. Um, I hate to break it to you, but we all know you don't even know what a fucking lightbulb is, let alone internal computer software. You're not fooling anyone.
P.S.S. So is Clarke commander now or what? Becca called her that and everyone saw her with the flame sooooooooooo