TheKaeptain
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So uhhh yeah, about Anne Hathaways nipples. They look very appealing indeed.
You don't know how anything about seams do you?
YES.
So uhhh yeah, about Anne Hathaways nipples. They look very appealing indeed.
ugh, The Sun is the FoxNews equivalent of the North.For those who don't know about the Iranian hostage crisis and why many people are pissed at Argo's depiction of it, here's why:
Basically, Canada was responsible for the majority of the operation. They made the passports. They housed the hostages. They planned almost everything and put themselves in the line of fire when they didn't have to. Argo makes it seem like the CIA did everything. That's its biggest sin.
It's still a great suspense thriller, but it does twist history quite a bit.
It's such an absurdist satire of the deconstruction of Hollywood Figures that the backlash is funny. No one can honestly believe the person who wrote that tweet believed what they were saying to be true.
Its a good, underrated movie man
naomi kind of has a shit agent. like all of her movies are awful when she's such a great actress. that audition scene in mulholland dr. alone pretty much demolishes most actor's careers.Also disappointed to see Jennifer Lawrence win ahead of Naomi Watts. Both are great actresses, but Naomi delivered the better performance and to be brutally honest, Jennifer's performance from Silver Linings Playbook was not worthy of an oscar nomination. Her performance in Winters Bone however, that was oscar worthy.
naomi kind of has a shit agent. like all of her movies are awful when she's such a great actress. that audition scene in mulholland dr. alone pretty much demolishes most actor's careers.
-- Seeing Meryl Streep reminded me of how bad The Iron Lady was. Rooney Mara should have won.
So how damaging will the boob song be for Seth Macfarlane? Seems a stupid thing to have done, especially at the Oscars.
Even when displeased, she still manages to look stunning.
So how damaging will the boob song be for Seth Macfarlane? Seems a stupid thing to have done, especially at the Oscars.
Even when displeased, she still manages to look stunning.
So how damaging will the boob song be for Seth Macfarlane? Seems a stupid thing to have done, especially at the Oscars.
Even when displeased, she still manages to look stunning.
Calling her a cunt? How can anyone defend a joke like that about a 9 year old? Will she get the joke? I'm not even sure you can call other Gaffers that without getting banned.
I don't think it was a bad joke. The absurdity of calling the most innocent and precious person in the room that is the joke. It's the exact opposite of the media's perception of her. Competitors in those categories probably hate their opponents. It's playing on the notion that someone like Jessica Chastain is in reality probably cussing out the thought of someone beating her. The Onion makes a shit ton of really offensive jokes. The only reason there is backlash now is that it is a joke that involves a child nominated for an Academy Award.
No one has problems understanding the irony of The Onion when it is lambasting other Hollywood figures. That is the crux of the joke within the joke.
They weren't calling her that. The Onion is a fictional news site that writes absurd articles that are often the opposite of how the writer of the piece of satire truly feels. It crossed a line, and they've crossed lines before. The joke wasn't at her expense. It was at the expense of the media culture that tears down every piece of objectified meat that walks down the red carpet.
I'm pretty sure the reactions to that were pre-taped and part of the bit.
Man... You just got worked by that skit.
If you've seen her in interviews... She's unhinged.
Ang Lee for Director? (clearly just because they forgot to nominate Quentin and Affleck).
I don't agree with this characterization. If that was part of the formulation of this joke then I don't like it, but I don't see any reason to believe that was what the Onion was lampooning.It was clearly based in reality though. She definitely came off a little cocky/stuck up. The author almost certainly thought she was acting like a cunt. This was not some attempt at lampooning celebrity tear down culture.
I get what you're saying, but I think the Onion's willingness to go over the line is what makes a lot of their pieces funny. I would like to know what the comedian was trying to convey. I have a gut-reaction to a lot of jokes like this that make me feel like they are wrong to say, but I like to determine the intention and message the comedian was trying to convey.This is why there is nuance to joke telling. When you call yourself a satirist, you should know your limits. In fact, the limits are integral to the joke telling. There is nothing particularly funny about "hey, isn't this kid cute? Wouldn't it be a riot if we called her a cunt, because she's obviously not so, unlike her competition!" So it's a bad joke on those grounds.
No one is lambasting the Onion when they shit on other Hollywood figures because those Hollywood figures are grown adults, and/or have done things worth being made fun of.
In my opinion, this showing fails on two levels. The Onion agreed.
It wasn't a great joke, but I'm more offended about The Onion deleting it.
i think you mean the academy apologizing for ignoring him for lust, caution/crouching tiger/brokeback maybe?
i'm not trying to imply that any of those were even good except for lust, caution.
This is why there is nuance to joke telling. When you call yourself a satirist, you should know your limits. In fact, the limits are integral to the joke telling. There is nothing particularly funny about "hey, isn't this kid cute? Wouldn't it be a riot if we called her a cunt, because she's obviously not so, unlike her competition!" So it's a bad joke on those grounds.
No one is lambasting the Onion when they shit on other Hollywood figures because those Hollywood figures are grown adults, and/or have done things worth being made fun of.
In my opinion, this showing fails on two levels. The Onion agreed.
Yeah. That crosses the line. I couldn't defend that joke. I wouldn't find it funny.Would it have been ok if the tweet had asked how many dicks she'd sucked to get the role?
I get what you're saying, but I think the Onion's willingness to go over the line is what makes a lot of their pieces funny. I would like to know what the comedian was trying to convey. I have a gut-reaction to a lot of jokes like this that make me feel like they are wrong to say, but I like to determine the intention and message the comedian was trying to convey.
Your explanation is making me take sides with lazy joke, bad taste.
Not a Gilbert Gottfried fan, I take it. Comedy with no limits is often times the funniest comedy. This is no exception. People getting offended by the Onion has me seriously laughing right now.
Not a Gilbert Gottfried fan, I take it. Comedy with no limits is often times the funniest comedy. This is no exception. People getting offended by the Onion has me seriously laughing right now.
Comedy isn't offensive when it is funny. It is just funny. This wasn't particularly funny. It was lazy and base. They thought she was acting like a cunt. So they called her one. It was literally just an attempt to be shocking.
Comedy isn't offensive when it is funny. It is just funny. This wasn't particularly funny. It was lazy and base. They thought she was acting like a cunt. So they called her one. It was literally just an attempt to be shocking.
The Onion doesn't think anything they write. It's satire. They were poking fun at how the losers despise the winner and the competitiveness of the grown adults vs the child.
I really don't agree with you. If she wasn't snooty, if she was unassuming, I would agree with you. But her confidence level was almost certainly what the writer picked up on.
I think this general sentiment is what the Onion was trying to satirize, really. The idea that someone, somewhere, would hold the confidence levels of a 9-year old against her for the sake of making a shallow joke on twitter.
Bad target, bad execution - but I don't think there was any intent on shaming Wallis for appearing confident or sure of herself. Not in the slightest.
Basically - in an effort to call the Onion on the carpet for their misfire, you've made sure to identify yourself as a person who thinks Wallis was snooty and overconfident.
Which is probably what the Onion was trying to ridicule in the first place.
I really don't agree with you. If she wasn't snooty, if she was unassuming, I would agree with you. But her confidence level was almost certainly what the writer picked up on.
Yes it is. Such an annoying film.
Then that would be completely unlike any joke they've ever told.
How many of these tweets do you think are 100% true statements of what they believe? https://twitter.com/TheOnion
"Wow, chills. Adeles lyrics Let the sky fall / We will stand tall really make you think, dont they?"
Do you think they really think Adele's lyrics are deep?
"Oscars Fashion Report: Kathryn Bigelow Stuns On Red Carpet Wearing Blood-Soaked Rags Osama Bin Laden Was Killed In"
Was Kathryn Bigelow wearing blood soaked rags?
I don't think they think she is a cunt. I think they were being hyperbolic for shock, not ironic.
That's not how The Onion works, man.