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[Scott32020]

Lincoln joke was funny hahahah that people were offended. Guess you can't make jokes about people on dollar bills

 

[Wilbur]

damn, niggas getting denied left and right tonight

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Dug]

I actually like the Jaws. It's the only meta thing they've done so far that's funny.

Yeah I don't think it's that bad either.

 

[BertramCooper]

Jaws theme seems a bit offensive. They really want them out.

As a shark I am very offended.

 

[Emarv]

What was the Prometheus dig?

"Maybe the cast of Prometheus can tell us what it was all about?"

 

[Gorillaz]

damn, niggas getting denied left and right tonight

/dead

 

[Quick]

wow, now that have tasteless playoff music and shit interns trying to push them off

Didn't see them getting pushed off. That's pretty shitty.

 

[Clydefrog]

them playing the Jaws theme makes me want every acceptance speech to be long so I can hear it

 

[thefro]

The usher is too eager.

The usher needs to wear the SNL "Land Shark" outfit.

 

[SteveWinwood]

the Wilkes joke was a variation on one we've heard a thousand times

Yep. First time I heard it I was riding my dinosaur.

 

[Escape Goat]

What did Seth say about Prometheus?

 

[MetatronM]

Just going back in the thread a bit to respond to this...

Do you know what cinematography is? That camera work was spectacularly done in that movie.

I work in the film business. One of the directors we work with is even a good friend of Claudio Miranda's. Doesn't change that I still think it was second best.

 

[brandonh83]

"Maybe the cast of Prometheus can tell us what it was all about?"

...really?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Yeah I don't think it's that bad either.

Just seems kind of dumb for a show that's supposed to be all about prestige and what will likely be the highlight of a lot of these people's careers that end up winning.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Next year they're just gonna have a giant hook.

Or a trap door which opens beneath the winner if they take too long.

 

[LittleBoots]

OMFG I literally cringed when I heard Ben Affleck's comment to Seth Macfarlane. Dude was pissed.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

A couple years from now they'll just be playing people off to the sound of gunfire.

 

[Zeliard]

...really?

BURN

 

[Dali]

Neither. Probably just another shitty skit.

It really didn't seem that way to me. If it was it wss a snub by design. Rdj seemed as though he was really supposed to be reading an intro and there was confusion at which renner or hulk (cant remeber his name) were losing it crackng up.

 

[Wilbur]

I think if I was someone like Emmanuelle Riva who is likely never to work in Hollywood or be at one of these again I'd just say fuck you loud and get along with Gallic flair

 

[Row]

Next year they're just gonna have a giant hook.

trap door leading into an auto-locking water tank

 

[Kobe24]

Cinema Paradiso!

 

[lenovox1]

Can't believe you fucks are siding with the fucking Academy :lol :lol :lol

Wilkes Booth joke was funny, just because 1000 old men and women didn't laugh doesn't mean we should all go 'OH SETH'

I fucking hate Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Ted, whatever the guy's done. I loathe them all. But he's doing a good job of actually getting some jokes in and offending the Academy, which is lovely.

His quips were approved and written on a teleprompter. If they wanted him to cool off they would make it happen.

 

[Balehead]

That was solid.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Remember when Norm Macdonald live tweeted the Oscars? That was great.

 

[brandonh83]

BURN

Quite the burn indeed.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Damn, Chastain makes Garner look like a pig.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Cinema Paradiso!

Best movie ever mang.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

AMOUR!!!!

 

[Lasthope106]

That was actually a funny joke.

 

[Tucah]

no shit Amour is winning this

 

[richiek]

Wow, Jennifer Garner is tall.

 

[Battle Born]

Garner and Chastain look amazing.

 

[kingkitty]

the Amour award.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The Amour award

edit: damn you, kingkitty!

 

[Ripclawe]

Wait.. Why is Jennifer Garner up there when she hasn't done anything in the last 5 years? yeah she is ben's wife but please..

 

[Technosteve]

so pale and ginger, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

 

[Zeliard]

OMFG I literally cringed when I heard Ben Affleck's comment to Seth Macfarlane. Dude was pissed.

They showed him in the audience earlier after one of Seth's jokes and he was doing the ol' Tommy Lee Jones.

 

[MMBosstones86]

...really?

come on man. I loved the movie, but it was a mental cluster.

 

[Wilbur]

His quips were approved and written on a teleprompter. If they wanted him to cool off they would make it happen.

... okay?

 

[ari]

Just going back in the thread a bit to respond to this...



I work in the film business. One of the directors we work with is even a good friend of Claudio Miranda's. Doesn't change that I still think it was second best.

Skyfall was not good in the cinematography department and just seemed like a throwaway nomination because of its success. The movie wasn't even top 4 in the catagory.

 

[MetatronM]

Shocker of the night right here.

 

[t-ramp]

AMOUR wins.

 

[Slurmer]

Remember when Norm Macdonald live tweeted the Oscars? That was great.

He should host

 

[Nobility]

Thought Amour would win, my parents loved it.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Haneke better live-tweet now.

 

[criesofthepast]

Shocking

Is this movie good? I should see it.

 

[Oersted]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

 

[madkiller]

#TeamHaneke

 

[~Kinggi~]

Shocker of the night right here.

I am taken aback.