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The Black Culture Thread |OT X| Thread's Up, Don't Lurk

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royalan

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akira28 said:
hilarious.

so dudes are using those penis pumps? still? I thought those were joke novelty items from the 90s.

Black Chyna looks ok, but yeah ass worship is getting out of hand. People are praising the booty for no reason now.
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It's not common, but some dudes (typically older) still do it.

And HOW are Blac Chyna and Amber Rose friends? Now, I will pay Amber the compliment: of all these instagram chicks my cousins are obsessing over, Amber by far has one of the most amazing bodies that ALSO looks completely fucking natural. Good for her.
 
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Malyse

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akira28 said:
hilarious.

so dudes are using those penis pumps? still? I thought those were joke novelty items from the 90s.

Black Chyna looks ok, but yeah ass worship is getting out of hand. People are praising the booty for no reason now.
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Speaking of novelty shit: at my first command in the navy, I got assigned to the barracks. One of the things we did every day was vacuum. And we found a fleshlight.

End of story.
 
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Trey

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royalan said:
Now, I will pay Amber the compliment: of all these instagram chicks my cousins are obsessing over, Amber by far has one of the most amazing bodies that ALSO looks completely fucking natural. Good for her.
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Yeah those photos she threw up on instagram the other day were ridiculous.
 
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cdyhybrid

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royalan said:
It's not common, but some dudes (typically older) still do it.

And HOW are Blac Chyna and Amber Rose friends? Now, I will pay Amber the compliment: of all these instagram chicks my cousins are obsessing over, Amber by far has one of the most amazing bodies that ALSO looks completely fucking natural. Good for her.
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Wiz lost
 
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Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE
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DominoKid

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royalan said:
It's not common, but some dudes (typically older) still do it.

And HOW are Blac Chyna and Amber Rose friends? Now, I will pay Amber the compliment: of all these instagram chicks my cousins are obsessing over, Amber by far has one of the most amazing bodies that ALSO looks completely fucking natural. Good for her.
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birds of a feather.
 
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Malyse

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akira28 said:
wait. so did someone craft some kind of vaccuum-light or something?
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Maybe I left out too much.

So the barracks has these common rooms. Places with couches, a table, and big screen tv. People usually play games on it or watch sports, stuff like that. So one Monday (we didn't work weekends) we're doing our normal heavy cleaning: moving the couches back, emptying all the trash, vacuuming, cleaning the windows (the common areas have big windows). When we move the couch, we notice a plastic bag with something in it. We figure it's some trash someone was too lazy to toss, but when we look in the bag, we see rubber pussy lips. Or maybe it was the asshole. I don't remember which end it was, but yeah. Apparently some lonely dude was using the big TV for porn and fucking a pocket pussy. Or the asshole; we didn't do an indepth investigation.
Vermillion said:
Wait, you were military?
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I've mentioned this more than once. Pay attention to me, dammit.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a teenager. Or in my early twenties.
FeenixRising said:
Was you undesignated or a CS??
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Nope. Everyone has to do TAD time. It wasn't too bad. Better than the ship galley. That was fucking awful.
 
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Gattsu25

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Htown said:
Yep, Spidey's my pick.


Jaime was fantastic.


Watching it for the first time as it airs on Toonami myself. It's really, REALLY fun.

What people won't tell you is that there's kind of a couple rough episodes in the very beginning, but if you can get through episode 6 or so you'll be good.
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This is exactly what I needed to hear! I watched the first two eps a long time ago and it didn't grab me. I'll give it another shot with this in mind.
 
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FeenixRising

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DreamyDrop said:
Nope. Everyone has to do TAD time. It wasn't too bad. Better than the ship galley. That was fucking awful.
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I was a CS, but I was never assigned to a ship, galley, or barracks. I spent more time driving heavy vehicles than in my actual rate. When I was deployed... it was a different story, though I was on MSC ships serving civilians and military or performing ops on the weather deck.

Fun times, no complaints from me.
 
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RedSwirl

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looked at the Em thread for a bit. The reason I don't get into rap discussions is, well...

...I stopped listening to hip-hop with lyrics in it a few years ago. I have no idea if it suddenly got good since the mid 2000's or if anybody new came up. Probably haven't seriously listened to the radio in a decade.
 
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bobbychalkers

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royalan said:
Who needs Eminem?

We have MIGOS now.
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cdyhybrid

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J10 said:
How has he lost? He's blown more loads inside Amber Rose than you have. And you know how the saying goes: for every bad bitch there's a nigga tired of her bullshit. In her case there's two.
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Wiz had it made. Put out shitty rap albums to pay the bills while going home to one of the baddest chicks in the game. That's all gone now.
 
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Imm0rt4l

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J10 said:
How has he lost? He's blown more loads inside Amber Rose than you have. And you know how the saying goes: for every bad bitch there's a nigga tired of her bullshit. In her case there's two.
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I dunno man, he's raising a kid that probably aint even his, but belongs to the help.
 
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NipplesAndToes23

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RedSwirl said:
looked at the Em thread for a bit. The reason I don't get into rap discussions is, well...

...I stopped listening to hip-hop with lyrics in it a few years ago. I have no idea if it suddenly got good since the mid 2000's or if anybody new came up. Probably haven't seriously listened to the radio in a decade.
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Don't bother with the radio. There are still plenty of good rappers around, there just in the underground scene. Let me know if you want any recommendations.
 
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Prototype Viktor

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Another chorus for the fallen

Bish forgive me (Silky), for I've posted
Over and over again just to stay, on top
I recall memories, filled, with sin
Over and over again.. and again
 
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Furyous

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This obsession with labeling (no shots whatsoever) women with big asses fake is out of hand. Blac Chyna is very symmetrical. If we're keeping it a buck then realize that women have better diets and workout way more now than back then. Technically, a brazilian butt lift isn't fake so much as augmenting what's already there. Look up the definition of the surgery.

My favorite superhero right now is Miles with Kaine Parker a close second. Annabelle is far better than Mary Jane.

Ayo, y'all seen that new Dell XPS 13? I want one because of the bezels but refuse to use Windows after my experiences in college.
 
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Spinluck

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Furyous said:
This obsession with labeling (no shots whatsoever) women with big asses fake is out of hand. Blac Chyna is very symmetrical. If we're keeping it a buck then realize that women have better diets and workout way more now than back then. Technically, a brazilian butt lift isn't fake so much as augmenting what's already there. Look up the definition of the surgery.

My favorite superhero right now is Miles with Kaine Parker a close second. Annabelle is far better than Mary Jane.

Ayo, y'all seen that new Dell XPS 13? I want one because of the bezels but refuse to use Windows after my experiences in college.
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Windows laptops I trust.

1. Lenovo

2 Asus

3. Not sure it counts but: Surface.

Fuck the rest. Might be forgetting one or two though!
 
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royalan

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Furyous said:
This obsession with labeling (no shots whatsoever) women with big asses fake is out of hand. Blac Chyna is very symmetrical. If we're keeping it a buck then realize that women have better diets and workout way more now than back then. Technically, a brazilian butt lift isn't fake so much as augmenting what's already there. Look up the definition of the surgery.

My favorite superhero right now is Miles with Kaine Parker a close second. Annabelle is far better than Mary Jane.

Ayo, y'all seen that new Dell XPS 13? I want one because of the bezels but refuse to use Windows after my experiences in college.
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NO natural ass has a cleft that defined.

Maybe she works out, which would give her a defined booty cleft, but then she'd have muscular thighs/legs, like Serena Williams.

All asses are supported by thighs. When the ass literally hangs off the body like a wet diaper, it's fake.

And in Chyna's case, hilariously fake,
 
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Prototype Viktor

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and another for the falling (Storm)

You startin to bore me Stormy, got people waitin for me
And you scared to jump a little fuckin fourteen stories?
The fuckin nerve of you (I'm sorry Mod-y!)
It's too late, I hate you, don't even bother Sherry!
(My name is Storm Chamber though) BITCH, what's the difference?
Cut the small talk, and let's conduct some business
Get to fuckin jumpin, or I'm pushin somethin
I'd call a lifeline but my cell phone wouldn't function
(The E punched in!) Do you see somethin? (yeah)
There's your boy _***** on the edge, you should be huggin (hey)
You wanna fist bump him, go and feel his pain
(I want to!) Three seconds later you feel some grass
See I'm not scared to stand up here
Now come on and hold my hand up here
(Do I wanna die? The answer's in my head)
Bitch quit thinkin, look I'm dancin on the ED-AHHHHHHHHHH.. (damn!)
 
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Angelus Errare

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DY_nasty said:
how do you go from lifetime aaliyah to storm

i need her agent
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I can't hate on her failing upwards. Black people so rarely get that privilege in Hollywood.

But damn, at the rate we're going 3 X-Men movies from now Storm will be white under a new name "Tempest". They just picked the best actress for the job!
 
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