makes even less sense if you actually play the games. i quit playing kh for the story a long time ago.
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makes even less sense if you actually play the games. i quit playing kh for the story a long time ago.
Reconsider.
SFPD Attempt to Throw Wheelchair Bound Man Off Curb: http://youtu.be/6mxFNtcmEAA
I can explain it if you want.
Vermillion
Banned
I vaguely understand Kingdom Hearts, but I cannot explain it. Soon as we got time travel I was sort of just "eh, fuck it."
Long story short,
Long story short,
a lot of shit needed to happen to reform the X-blade and open the true Kingdom Hearts. Warriors of light and warriors of darkness, keyblade war, blah blah blah.
MikeBreezy92
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Apparently Bobby Shmurda's case got dismissed
Even simpler than that. An old man wants to know what would happen in the balance of light and dark reaches equilibrium and sets a number of schemes in motion to find out.
Mrs. Manky
Banned
FeenixRising
Banned
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
Kingdom Hearts story is
Sora wanted to give Kairi the keys to the range, but she was a princess in disguise. Then Disney and Final Fantasy jumped in and got everybody high
Sora wanted to give Kairi the keys to the range, but she was a princess in disguise. Then Disney and Final Fantasy jumped in and got everybody high
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You know what a good movie is?
Bad Boys
Bad Boys
MikeBreezy92
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Kairi gave him that swerve but Dora realized Riku was always there for him
Bad Boys is legit
He got A charge dismissed, dude still looking at "put under the jail" time.
His uncles wanted to post bail for him, but he told them nah. Dumbass
Angelus Errare
Banned
There is no real story in Kingdom Hearts, Square is making that shit up as they go.
Square writes like they design characters, they don't know when to stop.
I feel like people throw salt on the institution of marriage because of their own fuck-ups in relationships. I mean, yes, it's an institution that's based in the oppression of women's rights, but as a concept it can work. People just need to think and stop fucking up so badly when it comes to who they marry and when they marry. That isn't the institution's problem.
I mean, I know that I'm forever alone, but I'm aware that the sentiment is entirely about me, and the improvements I have to do as a human being, not the whole damn institution of marriage.
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I need to find out who wrote the dialog for HunniePop. It's like someone watched an old ratchet black sitcom and went all "Art imitates stereotypes" with the fucking script.
I mean, I know that I'm forever alone, but I'm aware that the sentiment is entirely about me, and the improvements I have to do as a human being, not the whole damn institution of marriage.
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I need to find out who wrote the dialog for HunniePop. It's like someone watched an old ratchet black sitcom and went all "Art imitates stereotypes" with the fucking script.
User 73706
Banned
Based on what I've heard from friends KH's plot is essentially "fanfiction and deviantart co-opted a video game script with a self-insert protag whose best buddies are My Immortal fan characters, and then they have to go do Hot Topic and/or C-list Toonami lineup-esque plot shit while encountering Disney and Final Fantasy characters"
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Yes. The one line of charm for me is that the games are still really damn fun to play and I enjoy seeing the different world's and characters brought to life whenever the dumb cutscenes and clusterfucked plot aren't getting in the way.
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Deleted member 47027
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Beef, I don't think you were in attendance for the live event, but don't forget to change your avatar. I'm sure it'll work great with your theme.
One of the charges.
Banana Aeon
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Ey, the gameplay is still great.
Face it Tiger..
Banned
Is there a consensus on what we are doing for BHM?
I vote for black woman+white man couple.
no, obama doesn't count.
I vote for black woman+white man couple.
no, obama doesn't count.
To celebrate Black History Month we're all leaving.
TheBlackMarvel
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Who will the "fans" blame for when it fails to meet their expectations this time though?
I hope the game is awesome, I just think it's got too much to live up to at this point.
User 73706
Banned
I'll be making sweet, sweet reese's pieces-colored love with My Friend Martin and the Boondocks playing in the background
I'll erase you.
That game is life changing.
Fuck all y'all haters. Cynical jaded jackassholes.
Prototype Viktor
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to celebrate BHM we'll go 1 hour without making a horse joke on the hour of Jandro's choosing
I actually thought the story for the first Kingdom Hearts was good. It was cute.
But I also read that Disney was much more strict about how they wanted their characters used in the first game, forcing Square to not add too much of their typical shounen bullshit to it.
But you can definitely tell when Square got more control over the game, and the story became like an entire Toonami lineup rolled into one plot.
But I also read that Disney was much more strict about how they wanted their characters used in the first game, forcing Square to not add too much of their typical shounen bullshit to it.
But you can definitely tell when Square got more control over the game, and the story became like an entire Toonami lineup rolled into one plot.
You know what else is life changing? Brain eating amoeba. That shit needs to go as well.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
kingdom hearts is life changing? Maybe to a society that hasn't discovered zippers
bobbychalkers
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I can't get into KH in general. Story fuckery aside, all if the games just feel clunky to me.
Yes yes, you all murdered your inner children. It's sad, but I understand and pity you. I'll keep enjoying things that are fun and you can keep being bitter about all your broken games.
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This is for you, slay.
http://youtu.be/bf11-ruYgOo
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This is for you, slay.
http://youtu.be/bf11-ruYgOo
Goofy is that nigga. Goofy Tornado bodies everyone free.
Donald is a fuck boy tho. MP management is terrrrrrrrible.
MikeBreezy92
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*uses cure on self due to Donald being inconsistent* SORA!!! "No nigga...too late."
Moltisanti
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Donald and Goofy are Sora's babysitters i dont think he ever grew up from 1 to 2
"Yo Donald, I need a heal over here."
*Wastes MP using Thundara. Can't heal me anymore*
"You dumbass duck..."
Meanwhile...
"Hyuck-ho-ho-ho-HO!"
He's clearly a few inches taller.
He's also much more willing to murder his foes.
andthebeatgoeson
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FeenixRising
Banned
Why? The horse provided a form of transportation and hair to black people for generations, it would be wrong not to make horse jokes.
MikeBreezy92
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Nigga was in a coma between one and two
Prototype Viktor
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it ain't BHM yet ^_^
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
KH1 was good but should have been a one shot with a clear ending. Unfortunately, the smell of cash from the Disney/Square pair up was too strong
How about mirroring known racist poster's avatars for BHM
How about mirroring known racist poster's avatars for BHM
I vote for this.
I call dibs on a Seanspeed in blackface avatar.
EDIT: As I'm sitting in this Panera after I clocked out, there is these couple White folks, man & woman, chopping it up.
It's interesting seeing people connect in real time. Rooting for my dude to get them digits.
EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd, he blew it. Lol.
Vermillion
Banned
*all the schemes
you can't handle the truth! no truth handler you!
everyone is sora everything is xehanort.
Prototype Viktor
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man Larry Wilmore isn't all that comfortable yet and has every single black person in tv on his show already except for those Nu Blacks
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