Yo. Saw this thread figured I check in and subscribe. This intro questionnaire is tricky hopefully I did it right.
Where you're from - Alabama
Where you live - Alabama
What is your age? - 26
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - I'm just a black dude from the country
Do you know your roots - is the answer that there is no answer
Favorite musical genre - Rap I guess or whatever Young Thug doing
Your profession/major/career interest - I work in a car plant
Your religious affiliation - none
Hobbies - I make music and play video games.
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - Church's cuz it's like right up the street.
It's about time someone respects the greatness that is Church's. 26 was such a good age to be.
Hey y'all. Longtime lurker, been waiting for OT 11 to make myself known. But after reading the terra formars thread, and a bunch of other stuff on OT I decided I can't fucks with that side of Gaf anymore
If I won that lottery I'm taking me and my whole squad to Starlets up in queens and turning up
Lust>>>>Starlets because Brooklyn and better bartenders, yeah I said it. If you win one billion in a lottery, then buy your own island and fly out models to "bartend". Where are the answers to the questions?
Rich broke is the smart way to live. Like bill gates
Bill Gates' house almost completely negates the rich broke lifestyle. This motherfucker had automated devices in 1995. Let that shit sink in for a minute. Damn near 20 years before NEST came through this dude had smart devices. He drives a Porsche so he's out of the rich broke lifestyle.
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Why won't these people sell me Dogecoin? I'm trying to increase my supply of coin but they fucking around and not selling to me. The owner of my apartment is coming over to check out the place so I'm cleaning my ass and gettin rid of six and half years worth of stuff. If he kicks me out because he doesn't like me then I'm moving to Portland.
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This dude wants to fight me over the way I acted when we worked together nine years ago. He's short but swole but I trained jiu-jitsu, boxing, and light muay thai for five years during our respective runs on campus so bring it. Someone that looks like me put a basketball player in a coma that he's friends with. By the way I had him in my car five years ago and the motherfucker didn't say shit. It's some asexual androgynous bitchmade motherfuckers out here. Motherfucker ice grilled me in front of an open insurance agency and after I said hi enthusiastically. I gave him the you-the-pussiest-motherfucker-on-earth-and-ain't-bout-that-life look as we stared at each other menacingly for five minutes. As an erstwhile Clevelander, let's just say I am more than willing to express my disdain for his existence whenever cameras and people are not around face to face but I can't find him for some odd reason.
Cocaine Lorraine is cute.
I'd holla without a fuck given.
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Racist comic nerd loses their shit if Marvel casts a black spider-man. We're talking thermonuclear Apple vs Samsung level anger.